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Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?

 
Uatu The Watcher
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We must remember their are no such things as coincidences anymore.
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left-right-bright-bart. picktard
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super pin for bright bart!!! lmao
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
The joke is on all of those caught up in the two dimension bipartisan paradigm.

fucking pleebs.

the whole lot of you.

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U do realize that liberal states are on the coast cuz most people like to live in cities especially with water
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you do realize that obama supporters like to live in big cities because the benefits are more generous than out in rural areas?
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“I am the senator. You are the citizen. You need to be quiet.” Senator Tommy Tucker and your tax dollars at work. Scared yet?

The people who rob Peter to pay Paul can always count on Paul's support.

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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
I for one find nothing amusing about natural disasters whether they're poised to wipe out predominantly patriotic conservative red states or liberal communist blue traitor states. Though deep down (and, well, I suppose quite openly, since I'm posting this) I would shed no tears if every liberal in every blue state drowned like the dogs they are, provided the conservatives were somehow spared.

But jokes? No, there's nothing funny about any of it. There's nothing funny about the fact that 47% of this miserable country is composed of parasitic low lives, too stupid and devoid of creativity to make their own way in life so they advocate legalized theft of hard working people. The time for jokes is over. The left is raping American wealth and wealth creators. And I say this as a person with absolutely no wealth, though I hope to have a small piece of the pie one day. I say this as a person who realizes that the left will gobble it all up before I'm ever served my slice.

Fuck you, lefties. I am not joking in any way, shape or form when I say no matter how bad Sandy will be, it could never be bad enough to punish you for your crimes against America.
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
I don't remember any jokes about Katrina even though it hit conservative states. If anything they still blamed liberals, remember Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson said it was god's judgment for gays and baby killers etc. Tbh. God has nothing to do with this. It is mother nature who has no liberal or conservative bias.
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
Y'all think the hanging chads and contested votes were bad in the Gore/Bush election? This will make that look like cupcakes compared to the mess this could cause to the election. Never let a good crisis go to waste.
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
I for one find nothing amusing about natural disasters whether they're poised to wipe out predominantly patriotic conservative red states or liberal communist blue traitor states. Though deep down (and, well, I suppose quite openly, since I'm posting this) I would shed no tears if every liberal in every blue state drowned like the dogs they are, provided the conservatives were somehow spared.

But jokes? No, there's nothing funny about any of it. There's nothing funny about the fact that 47% of this miserable country is composed of parasitic low lives, too stupid and devoid of creativity to make their own way in life so they advocate legalized theft of hard working people. The time for jokes is over. The left is raping American wealth and wealth creators. And I say this as a person with absolutely no wealth, though I hope to have a small piece of the pie one day. I say this as a person who realizes that the left will gobble it all up before I'm ever served my slice.

Fuck you, lefties. I am not joking in any way, shape or form when I say no matter how bad Sandy will be, it could never be bad enough to punish you for your crimes against America.
 Quoting: JoeJett


no joke, that was a good post.
"Arguing with a leftist is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like its victorious."

“I am the senator. You are the citizen. You need to be quiet.” Senator Tommy Tucker and your tax dollars at work. Scared yet?

The people who rob Peter to pay Paul can always count on Paul's support.

Obama's Death Panels: Cruel and Unusual punishment for people whose only crime is getting old or getting sick.
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
I'll have plenty of pizza and beer on hand to watch those liberals flee like rats...
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I'll have plenty of pizza and beer on hand to watch those liberals flee like rats...
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ah the essentials of life. thumbs good on you.
"Arguing with a leftist is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like its victorious."

“I am the senator. You are the citizen. You need to be quiet.” Senator Tommy Tucker and your tax dollars at work. Scared yet?

The people who rob Peter to pay Paul can always count on Paul's support.

Obama's Death Panels: Cruel and Unusual punishment for people whose only crime is getting old or getting sick.
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
The eastern seaboard has as much conservative MIC (like Newt Gingrich on TV right now) as it does communists.

They both harvest tax and resources from the "unsophisticated" flyover states to do things like the cluster in MENA.

The D.C. quake, bengazi, fukishima, the derricho, the perfect storm. somebody is telling them to change their ways. you can not do that with wonky debates or "zingers." Only the big guy can steer the ship against the abject evil of globalists of all political persuasions. Who are, infact, barnacles (parasites) concentrated on the NY->D.C. seaboard.
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You may not believe HAARP can influence the weather but why is it presently focused on New York? A bad storm benefits Obama. It helps in the destruction of the US which seems to be his and the communist party's goal. You will have to be chipped to get your daily MRE.
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Hurricane Sandy is officially a Cat 5 heterosexual storm.
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I DARE you to call Sandy a homophobe!! LoL
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
The wookie warned the libtard usefull idiots to vote early cause the toliet might be stopped up.

She must have known something was up.


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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
Why isn't Obama doing more to evacuate the People in the areas that are going to be hit?

Why isn't he ordering the governors of those states to declare themselves Disaster areas so they can receive federal funding?

Why is Obama only closely monitoring the situation?

Where is Obama's leadership?

He is worse than Bush before Katrina.
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
With the super low barometric pressure,the lips on all the Obama voters just might explode........
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There goes every libtards dream of having the chance to suck zero's tiny cock.
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
Now only if we could get an earthquake to take out the left coast.....
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
The LIBTARDS ARE ABOUT TO GET SAND IN THEIR VIRGIANA!
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
You may not believe HAARP can influence the weather but why is it presently focused on New York? A bad storm benefits Obama. It helps in the destruction of the US which seems to be his and the communist party's goal. You will have to be chipped to get your daily MRE.
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I dont have enough knowledge about HARP to say one way or another. I do have enough knowledge from the recent presidential debate that Obama and Romney have identical views on squandering the blood and treasure of the USA.

Case in point is bengahzi. Romney would have "moved heaven and earth" to protect that embassy. Obama/Hillary created the cluster. Do you know what the other superpowers did and do in that situation? When they know things get hot, they close the embassy and bring the diplomats home. Much like people should do in a storm.

Do you know why the Euroes are alowed to do this? because they know the american globalists will hold the fort, at their own expense, with nothing to gain.

I am willing to tolerate domestic communism more than running MENA for the euros (wealth transfer to europe) and in the process making low IQ D-bags like Gingrich fantastically wealthy via the MIC.

You dont need a HARP to explain this situation.
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
Hurricane Sandusky is going to bust the North East in the ass.
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
With the super low barometric pressure,the lips on all the Obama voters just might explode........
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13226203


Maybe their sinuses will blow out since they like sticking their noses in everybodies business.

I'm sure some of the gay libs will have extra hemmerhoids explode with the passage of this storm. They should stock up on preparation H.
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
To make a differentiation where none exists is illogical.
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and the tsunamis on the pacific coast re 7.1 EQ.....just in time for the elections baby.....
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
Remember when hurricane Issac was coming to Tampa about the same time as the republican convention was happening? The left had joke after joke about it. Things like this is proof god is a woman, or god has forsaken the republicans.

Well here comes Sandy a week before the election and what do we hear from the right? Crickets? No we hear the right wishing for the best for the folks on the east coast.

Just another example!!!


Link to a breitbart story to follow.
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Conservatives generally don't get satisfaction from the suffering of others. That's what liberals are for.
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
Maybe god is pissing on them?
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
We must remember their are no such things as coincidences anymore.
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sherlock..there never was..count the number of the beast sandy> S/19,A/1.N/14,D/4,Y/25 now together 1+9+1+1+4+4+2+5+=27=2+7=9 and 9 folded to the right is a P and the 9th letter is an I presto PI aka potassium iodide symbolism show again if you have read my tell all mystery's thread> 777 is the number of god because i am god... if not just keep guessing ..

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Perfect timing for Obama to practice his election postponing Martial Law.
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hhmmmmmm? scratching kinda makes you wonder...
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
Oh yay. Another "I'm better than you" thread about politics.
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Re: Hurricane Sandy coming down on liberal states, where are the jokes?
Why is Obama only closely monitoring the situation?
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All he ever does is, "Monitor the situation".

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