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Message Subject *******Bush Chief Walking Eagle *******
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''During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 for every Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of shit it can't fly.''

You will note that while Bush was supposedly given the name "Walking Eagle" in the 2005 variant, Kerry was dubbed "Running Eagle" in the one above. There's no clear reason for the change apart from the emergence of a transitional version dated September 2004 in which Kerry's alleged Indian name unaccountable becomes "Walking Eagle":

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