The Obamassiah will save us. We don't need no Keshe Foundation. We don't need no foundation at all. The Obamassiah will save us. He'll say something like this:

Let me be clear ( like I was keeping him from being clear) I want you to be shore (he always says shore for sure, which is really pronounced shur) that the Keshe Foundation is one of my best supporters. After I bailed them out with 100 billion of taxpayer money, they have done dam shore good work for the most oppressed among us (who refuse to work, but are dam shore good at making babies). If only the wealthy would pay their fair share which I am shore would be over 60% of their income, to the federal government, we could give Solyndra and the Keshe Foundation (which I, the Obamassiah have never heard of) another 90 billion dollars of taxpayer money.