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I think my husband is a gay..please help me.

 
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Weird butt fetish stuff doesn't necessarily mean a man is gay, some woman enjoy anal sex. Of coarse, I'm no expert.
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Why does my husband want me to play with his butt so much? He always wants me to touch it, finger it, even lick it. He is often putting it in my face during 69. I don't particularly like it, but do it sometimes when I am drunk or just to make him happy. Thing is, when I do, he chums almost immediately.. He totally loses it. Lately, he has intimated that he would like it if I shoved my vibrator up there.

Does this mean he is really gay, or bi, or that he has strong tendencies this way? After all, what he wants me to do could just as easily be performed by another man. He also is obsessed with my butt. Licking, fingering, wanting to do u know what. Some of these feels nice, but I find it weird, and very unmasculine for him to be so uncontrolled and excited about this stuff, that he could just as easily do with another guy. It's like he really gets nothing out of using my pussy - and I have a NICE pussy, I promise. Other guys I've been with expressed passing interest in this, but he really loves it. What gives? Is my hubby really gay?
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Lady~

ALL of our ORIFICEs are designed to feel WONDERFUL when properly stimulated.
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Oh so true!

Look at history. The McCarthy witch hunt for "communists" in Hollywood.

Look at J.Edgar Hoover blackmailing most of congress, all of the senate and a few presidents and their wives over a 59 year career - all the while in love with and living with his very handsome "second in command" at the FBI.

Lastly - look at Roy Cohen, the infamous fag-hating attorney who spent his career hunting for "commies" and sucking off his law students and junior partners.

You are so right! There is NO FACIST like a FAG FACIST!!! They're incredibly evil to the bone. Their self-hate spews out into the world and harms almost everyone they come close to...



<snip 4 brevity>

there's no fascist like a faggot fascist.

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I know i shouldn't but I'm going to ask anyway!.........
What does chum mean?s226spockpopcorn
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Guess
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Get a strap on just for his prostate orgasms. No big deal.
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Get a strap on just for his prostate orgasms. No big deal.
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ahhh
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CHUM usually means friend, pal, buddy, mate (non-sexually), etc. To use it in a sentence: "The two guys had been chums since their earliest childhood together, and at 45, married with each having kids, they remain the best of friends."




I know i shouldn't but I'm going to ask anyway!.........
What does chum mean?s226spockpopcorn
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Guess
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Get a strap on just for his prostate orgasms. No big deal.
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Well... I was going to make a smartass repy but that just stumped me.
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When you get your pussy licked by him does that mean you are a lesbian ?
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Why does my husband want me to play with his butt so much? He always wants me to touch it, finger it, even lick it. He is often putting it in my face during 69. I don't particularly like it, but do it sometimes when I am drunk or just to make him happy. Thing is, when I do, he chums almost immediately.. He totally loses it. Lately, he has intimated that he would like it if I shoved my vibrator up there.

Does this mean he is really gay, or bi, or that he has strong tendencies this way? After all, what he wants me to do could just as easily be performed by another man. He also is obsessed with my butt. Licking, fingering, wanting to do u know what. Some of these feels nice, but I find it weird, and very unmasculine for him to be so uncontrolled and excited about this stuff, that he could just as easily do with another guy. It's like he really gets nothing out of using my pussy - and I have a NICE pussy, I promise. Other guys I've been with expressed passing interest in this, but he really loves it. What gives? Is my hubby really gay?
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If you two are married ... Then have at it it's fun for some just keep it to yourselves... One of the main problems with this country is the lack of privacy. Women talkin men bragging ... And everybody is fuckin everybody. Instead keep your private lives private and learn to enjoy your mate and the things each other like. You never know how much fun you can have till you do..... And grow up and leave the adolescent judgmental bullshit out ( if you want your marriage to last)
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obviously a black guy or jew trying to demonize whitey again ... evil fucker , dont worry god knows all about you
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Why does my husband want me to play with his butt so much? He always wants me to touch it, finger it, even lick it. He is often putting it in my face during 69. I don't particularly like it, but do it sometimes when I am drunk or just to make him happy. Thing is, when I do, he chums almost immediately.. He totally loses it. Lately, he has intimated that he would like it if I shoved my vibrator up there.

Does this mean he is really gay, or bi, or that he has strong tendencies this way? After all, what he wants me to do could just as easily be performed by another man. He also is obsessed with my butt. Licking, fingering, wanting to do u know what. Some of these feels nice, but I find it weird, and very unmasculine for him to be so uncontrolled and excited about this stuff, that he could just as easily do with another guy. It's like he really gets nothing out of using my pussy - and I have a NICE pussy, I promise. Other guys I've been with expressed passing interest in this, but he really loves it. What gives? Is my hubby really gay?
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Get down on all fours and offer that ass up to your husband. Then bark like a dog, you hound!
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Why does my husband want me to play with his butt so much? He always wants me to touch it, finger it, even lick it. He is often putting it in my face during 69. I don't particularly like it, but do it sometimes when I am drunk or just to make him happy. Thing is, when I do, he chums almost immediately.. He totally loses it. Lately, he has intimated that he would like it if I shoved my vibrator up there.

Does this mean he is really gay, or bi, or that he has strong tendencies this way? After all, what he wants me to do could just as easily be performed by another man. He also is obsessed with my butt. Licking, fingering, wanting to do u know what. Some of these feels nice, but I find it weird, and very unmasculine for him to be so uncontrolled and excited about this stuff, that he could just as easily do with another guy. It's like he really gets nothing out of using my pussy - and I have a NICE pussy, I promise. Other guys I've been with expressed passing interest in this, but he really loves it. What gives? Is my hubby really gay?
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He's doing it with YOU, so he's not.
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They are ALL like that dear.

That is why Dominatrixes make big business!
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Why does my husband want me to play with his butt so much? He always wants me to touch it, finger it, even lick it. He is often putting it in my face during 69. I don't particularly like it, but do it sometimes when I am drunk or just to make him happy. Thing is, when I do, he chums almost immediately.. He totally loses it. Lately, he has intimated that he would like it if I shoved my vibrator up there.

Does this mean he is really gay, or bi, or that he has strong tendencies this way? After all, what he wants me to do could just as easily be performed by another man. He also is obsessed with my butt. Licking, fingering, wanting to do u know what. Some of these feels nice, but I find it weird, and very unmasculine for him to be so uncontrolled and excited about this stuff, that he could just as easily do with another guy. It's like he really gets nothing out of using my pussy - and I have a NICE pussy, I promise. Other guys I've been with expressed passing interest in this, but he really loves it. What gives? Is my hubby really gay?
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He's doing it with YOU, so he's not.
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Duh!

Have you heard of fearful pathetic plastic sucking CLOSETED cases?

All these Dominatrixes clients fall in the category.
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Oh so true!

Look at history. The McCarthy witch hunt for "communists" in Hollywood.

Look at J.Edgar Hoover blackmailing most of congress, all of the senate and a few presidents and their wives over a 59 year career - all the while in love with and living with his very handsome "second in command" at the FBI.

Lastly - look at Roy Cohen, the infamous fag-hating attorney who spent his career hunting for "commies" and sucking off his law students and junior partners.

You are so right! There is NO FACIST like a FAG FACIST!!! They're incredibly evil to the bone. Their self-hate spews out into the world and harms almost everyone they come close to...



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And what do you think JEH was blackmailing most of congress with?

Dildo in the ass to probably pedophilia to snuff to...??
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Since he's doing it with a woman, I'd say not gay.
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And if the dildo is 12x7"??

Is it STILL not gay?
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Since he's doing it with a woman, I'd say not gay.
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And if the dildo is 12x7"??

Is it STILL not gay?
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Then I'd say definitely not gay. What are the odds of finding a real wiener like that outside of porn?
It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out.
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Since he's doing it with a woman, I'd say not gay.
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And if the dildo is 12x7"??

Is it STILL not gay?
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Then I'd say definitely not gay. What are the odds of finding a real wiener like that outside of porn?
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Well, I'm gay and I can't fit a dildo that big in my ass.

So I think they would be gayer than me.

It's not about the sex of the dick, but the hungriness you feel inside that makes you:

GAY GAY GAY!!!!
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Since he's doing it with a woman, I'd say not gay.
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And if the dildo is 12x7"??

Is it STILL not gay?
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Then I'd say definitely not gay. What are the odds of finding a real wiener like that outside of porn?
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Well, I'm gay and I can't fit a dildo that big in my ass.

So I think they would be gayer than me.

It's not about the sex of the dick, but the hungriness you feel inside that makes you:

GAY GAY GAY!!!!
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See, I don't know about that. If the dude wants something up his butt, and he wants his wife to put it there, then I don't think he's gay. If a guy only wants to give head, and only to other men, then he's gay even if he doesn't want his butt touched.
It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out.
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And if the dildo is 12x7"??

Is it STILL not gay?
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Then I'd say definitely not gay. What are the odds of finding a real wiener like that outside of porn?
 Quoting: The Guy


Well, I'm gay and I can't fit a dildo that big in my ass.

So I think they would be gayer than me.

It's not about the sex of the dick, but the hungriness you feel inside that makes you:

GAY GAY GAY!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27045246


See, I don't know about that. If the dude wants something up his butt, and he wants his wife to put it there, then I don't think he's gay. If a guy only wants to give head, and only to other men, then he's gay even if he doesn't want his butt touched.
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He wants with his wife because he is too afraid to go to the REAL thing.

FACT.
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just let him or your uncle fuck your butthole and stfu.
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A.) Rimjobs? BLERGH!

B.) You haven't been fucking him right, in the first place.
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Consider talking to a Psychologist. It does seem strange.
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Then I'd say definitely not gay. What are the odds of finding a real wiener like that outside of porn?
 Quoting: The Guy


Well, I'm gay and I can't fit a dildo that big in my ass.

So I think they would be gayer than me.

It's not about the sex of the dick, but the hungriness you feel inside that makes you:

GAY GAY GAY!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27045246


See, I don't know about that. If the dude wants something up his butt, and he wants his wife to put it there, then I don't think he's gay. If a guy only wants to give head, and only to other men, then he's gay even if he doesn't want his butt touched.
 Quoting: The Guy


He wants with his wife because he is too afraid to go to the REAL thing.

FACT.
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That being said, I think the OP is only trolling.
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Then I'd say definitely not gay. What are the odds of finding a real wiener like that outside of porn?
 Quoting: The Guy


Well, I'm gay and I can't fit a dildo that big in my ass.

So I think they would be gayer than me.

It's not about the sex of the dick, but the hungriness you feel inside that makes you:

GAY GAY GAY!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27045246


See, I don't know about that. If the dude wants something up his butt, and he wants his wife to put it there, then I don't think he's gay. If a guy only wants to give head, and only to other men, then he's gay even if he doesn't want his butt touched.
 Quoting: The Guy


He wants with his wife because he is too afraid to go to the REAL thing.

FACT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27045246


You can't know that. As you said, you are gay, so you think like a gay man. Maybe our hypothetical anal-loving straight man doesn't.
It's good to be open-minded, just don't let your brain fall out.
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I feel that if both of you are open in the relationship then both of you being BI-Curious is really ok. you don't have to be gay in the head(attracted or love another man) to want to suck and be fucked by a mans sexual parts. its all just sex. who cares. it feels good. He still loves you. he wont love the other person he is fucking. if its a man or woman. maybe you both should find a new stage in your relationship and open yourself up too new experiences with no regret. sex is sex. making love and having complete trust is a whole new level... are you ready for that mind blowing connection with your husband as well as the mind blowing sex you both can receive being comfortable in all aspects of your marriage.

People have a set mindset that anything like what I stated above is taboo and so wrong it shouldn't be convinced. but in reality it is more normal to do the above and be comfortable than not doing it and being a closed minded jealousy freak. if he wants it let him have it. you don't own his body. you have his heart. same as you. he has your heart and mind. but your body is just a tool for experiences. I hope you can see it from a super positive side and advanced to the next stage.
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Does his dick taste like poo ?
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The anus is the male g-spot.

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