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The bible says Jesus have female breasts.

 
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The word "paps" could refer to both male and female breasts, but the New Testament applies the Greek word "mastos" to woman only(Luke 11:27, Luke 23:29) while it uses the word "stethos" for men(Luke 18:13, John 13:25, John 21:20) the word "stethos" is used in the same book of revelation in Revelations 15:6 its quiet clear he meant to say Jesus had Female breasts. More over he wore A girdle around his breasts which women wore back then to cover their breasts. John the Baptist wore it as a belt in Matthew 3:4. The author of Revelation and John are the same, yet he applies the feminine mastos to Jesus in Revelation 1:13 but applies stethos to Jesus in John 13:25, 21:20. There is not a single Bible version that translates the word mastos as "breasts", simply because the Bible editors were too embarrassed. There is not a single passage in the entire New Testament where mastos is applied to men. Therefore, the prevailing sense in the Greek New Testament is mastos defines female breasts, and stethos defines male breasts. So its safe to say Jesus was an androgynous god. What is interesting is that many Pagan gods where androgynous The male gods Bacchus and Serapis often appear with breasts, and Venus, the goddess of love for the Romans, is sometimes depicted with a beard!
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If I was the son of god I't give myself boobs too
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the Bible says you're an idiot
the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

tell lie vision
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Adam was androgynous. Genesis 1:27 reads: "And Elohim created Adam in His Image, in the Image of God He created him; male and female He created them."

christians (all of them) used to get "married to the Lord" as if they were female brides.

this religion has changed form 1000 times, but they would never admit it. there are so many embarassing things they would never admit that make them look stupid and wrong (which they are) but they would never admit it. damn lying hypocrites.
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The word "paps" could refer to both male and female breasts, but the New Testament applies the Greek word "mastos" to woman only(Luke 11:27, Luke 23:29) while it uses the word "stethos" for men(Luke 18:13, John 13:25, John 21:20) the word "stethos" is used in the same book of revelation in Revelations 15:6 its quiet clear he meant to say Jesus had Female breasts. More over he wore A girdle around his breasts which women wore back then to cover their breasts. John the Baptist wore it as a belt in Matthew 3:4. The author of Revelation and John are the same, yet he applies the feminine mastos to Jesus in Revelation 1:13 but applies stethos to Jesus in John 13:25, 21:20. There is not a single Bible version that translates the word mastos as "breasts", simply because the Bible editors were too embarrassed. There is not a single passage in the entire New Testament where mastos is applied to men. Therefore, the prevailing sense in the Greek New Testament is mastos defines female breasts, and stethos defines male breasts. So its safe to say Jesus was an androgynous god. What is interesting is that many Pagan gods where androgynous The male gods Bacchus and Serapis often appear with breasts, and Venus, the goddess of love for the Romans, is sometimes depicted with a beard!
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like Baphomet?
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Love my jesus
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Adam was androgynous. Genesis 1:27 reads: "And Elohim created Adam in His Image, in the Image of God He created him; male and female He created them."

christians (all of them) used to get "married to the Lord" as if they were female brides.

this religion has changed form 1000 times, but they would never admit it. there are so many embarassing things they would never admit that make them look stupid and wrong (which they are) but they would never admit it. damn lying hypocrites.
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Well there are Christians that are honest enough to admit this. Here commentary on book of revelation from a book called Echoes from Eden this is from part 29.

Long milleniums after Abraham's encounter with God Almighty, El Shaddai, the "Breasted One," John the Revelator, in exile on the barren Isle of Patmos, a place of few inhabitants and swarming with pirates, heard behind him the voice of One who trumpeted into his ears the message, "I am the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, which is, and which was, and which is to come, THE ALMIGHTY" (Rev. 1:8). As John turned to see the voice that spoke to him, with astonished countenance beheld the wonder of this One "clothed with a garment down to the foot, and GIRT ABOUT THE PAPS with a golden girdle" (Rev. 1:13). The word "paps" is the Greek word "mastos" used exclusively in Greek for the female breast! "And it came to pass, as He spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said Unto Him, Blessed is the womb that bare Thee, and the PAPS (mastos) which Thou hast sucked!" (Lk. 11:27). On Patmos we have the woman's dress and the woman's breast while yet the speaker is THE ALMIGHTY! It would not be possible to describe more vividly the dual nature of our God who is both Male and Female, the Strong and Mighty One, our Father, who is also "El Shaddai," our Mother, the Pourer-forth who pours Himself out for His creatures; who gives them His life-blood; who satisfies them with milk from His own bosom; who sheds forth his Spirit, and says, "Come unto me and drink:" "Open thy mouth wide and I will fill it:" who thus gives Himself and His very nature to those who receive Him, that they may grow to become HIS SONS AND HIS DAUGHTERS! We may, and we must, eat of Him and drink of Him if we are to grow and abide in Him and know Him in fullness.
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this religion has changed form 1000 times, but they would never admit it. there are so many embarassing things they would never admit that make them look stupid and wrong (which they are) but they would never admit it. damn lying hypocrites.
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grizzy You'd better wake up while there is still a little time, unless you want to finish up like Charlie Boy here.

HI THERE!... [link to www.chick.com]
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Adam was androgynous. Genesis 1:27 reads: "And Elohim created Adam in His Image, in the Image of God He created him; male and female He created them."

christians (all of them) used to get "married to the Lord" as if they were female brides.

this religion has changed form 1000 times, but they would never admit it. there are so many embarassing things they would never admit that make them look stupid and wrong (which they are) but they would never admit it. damn lying hypocrites.
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which translation that is supposed to be?
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JEBOOBS!
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this religion has changed form 1000 times, but they would never admit it. there are so many embarassing things they would never admit that make them look stupid and wrong (which they are) but they would never admit it. damn lying hypocrites.
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:grizzy: You'd better wake up while there is still a little time, unless you want to finish up like Charlie Boy here.

HI THERE!... [link to www.chick.com]
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Yeah yeah blah blah...

Go look at your sicko pic gallery and stfu.
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this religion has changed form 1000 times, but they would never admit it. there are so many embarassing things they would never admit that make them look stupid and wrong (which they are) but they would never admit it. damn lying hypocrites.
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:grizzy: You'd better wake up while there is still a little time, unless you want to finish up like Charlie Boy here.

HI THERE!... [link to www.chick.com]
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Yeah yeah blah blah...

Go look at your sicko pic gallery and stfu.
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Aussie, you are wrong. The Chick tract IS reality.
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The fuck is wrong with you?
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The word "paps" could refer to both male and female breasts, but the New Testament applies the Greek word "mastos" to woman only(Luke 11:27, Luke 23:29) while it uses the word "stethos" for men(Luke 18:13, John 13:25, John 21:20) the word "stethos" is used in the same book of revelation in Revelations 15:6 its quiet clear he meant to say Jesus had Female breasts. More over he wore A girdle around his breasts which women wore back then to cover their breasts. John the Baptist wore it as a belt in Matthew 3:4. The author of Revelation and John are the same, yet he applies the feminine mastos to Jesus in Revelation 1:13 but applies stethos to Jesus in John 13:25, 21:20. There is not a single Bible version that translates the word mastos as "breasts", simply because the Bible editors were too embarrassed. There is not a single passage in the entire New Testament where mastos is applied to men. Therefore, the prevailing sense in the Greek New Testament is mastos defines female breasts, and stethos defines male breasts. So its safe to say Jesus was an androgynous god. What is interesting is that many Pagan gods where androgynous The male gods Bacchus and Serapis often appear with breasts, and Venus, the goddess of love for the Romans, is sometimes depicted with a beard!
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Rev15:6 isnt about Jesus.
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The word "paps" could refer to both male and female breasts,.....................................................​.......................soap

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9teen Do you even bother to read the bible before posting crap like this, or don't you even care. The bible makes it quite clear,,,

Gen 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good.

Gen 1:26 ¶ And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Gen 1:27 So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
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lol, tranny jesus.
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God is Female...All scientific observation is revealing this now. Too late the Main Stream Mythology for Profit Institutions are trying to introduce this uncomfortable FACT!...Observation is a female dog!
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Have you ever paid attention to most of Da Vinci's work?

This is John The Baptist..

Does anything look weird to you?

[link to www.leonardodavinci.net]


John the baptist was also Androgynous.. Take a pencil and block each half of the face separately. One side is masculine, one side feminine.. It depicts the masculine and feminine in all of us..
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This is deception and do not be deceived, we all know that the Illuminati, Freemasons, Jesuits., Elite Ashkenazi Jewish Zionists...etc Zionists have changed and altered the NIV, KJV and other bibles. We all know that these fraternities and groups follow Babylon Mystery Religion with all the pagan deities and hermaphrodites, so of course they want people to believe that the messiah was androgynous, so that the masses start spreading and believing their hogwash.

The original name of the messiah isn't even Jesus, there is no 'J' in Hebrew or 'J' sound, the name Jesus is a Hybrid Greek/Latin translation. Also the creator is not a female that is Babylon Queen of Heaven worship do not be deceived...

Last Edited by Anderson Moshi on 11/14/2012 07:55 AM
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John 14:6 "Jesus answered, 'I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me'."
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In the Beginning God created the XX chromosome and She saw that it was good. She saw her Daughters were lonely and bored and gave unto them a toy, a little clown of volatile temperament - boastful and jealous he was for God had not made him in Her image. So much so that he went amongst God's Chosen Sex and dominated her with violence, rape and disrespect; and turned his back on his Mother and created an image in His own likeness...a childlike God with Mommy issues... God's daughters called to Their Mother and asked Y? and God said unto them: "It was supposed to have been a dildo...go forth and read the instructions and the world will be yours"

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"Rev15:6 isnt about Jesus."

No shit sherlock i pointed it out because the author used the greek word stethos there.
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The word "paps" could refer to both male and female breasts,.....................................................​.......................soap

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:9teen: Do you even bother to read the bible before posting crap like this, or don't you even care. The bible makes it quite clear,,,

Gen 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good.

Gen 1:26 ¶ And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Gen 1:27 So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

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