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REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2012 08:02 PM
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REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
I just told him that I'm two months pregnant and it is his kid but that is impossible because he shoots blanks. He has been to the doctor about this numerous times and he has told him that he shoots spermless loads and it will always be that way.

I know this, so I went on a tirade that it has to be him because he is the only one who has sex with me.

He said bullshit to me and called me a whore and now with all of my hormonal changes I have run of to my mothers house crying saying that he has trust issues.

What the fuck would you do? Me...I am the fuck out of here. Spermless asshole!
watcher6342

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10/30/2012 08:06 PM

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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
if you are the religious type, tell him the story of mary getting knocked up and say it was from God. Joseph had the same problem.
this place is my home, my mind still runs free, the DR's prescription, less for you and more for me.
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2012 08:07 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
obviously if you did only have sex w him, just wait til 9 months and get a paternity test. Then he will feel like the duesche in the situation and come crawling back bawling. Now if you did do it with someone else you should leave and make the other guy the daddy as he actually is. I really dislike dead beat dads who are not in thier childrens lives as that is what occured w me.
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2012 08:08 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
You haven't told us if it's really his or not. If the doctor said his problem is permanant then you probably cheated on him.
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2012 08:20 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
Doctors are wrong a lot. They are just people.
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2012 08:21 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
How far away are you from mexico?
drhoecker
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10/30/2012 08:22 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
have a baby and say you want to be a mom even via injection from sperm donation
ThinkOutsideTheBox

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10/30/2012 08:26 PM

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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
google "canalization"...

Course a paternity test WILL prove whether it is his or not...
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samanthasunflower

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10/30/2012 08:27 PM

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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
Do to an accident before he met my mom, my Dad was told that he would probably never be able to father children.

My mother had 5 children, and many of us look just like him.

Doctor's don't know anything, it's really best to ignore them most of the time.
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2012 08:28 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
You people really are complete fucking idiots on this site, aren't you?
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2012 08:30 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
Perhaps you impregnated yourself??? damned
ThinkOutsideTheBox

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10/30/2012 08:30 PM

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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
google "canalization"...

Course a paternity test WILL prove whether it is his or not...
 Quoting: ThinkOutsideTheBox


Sorry, RE-canalization!

[link to www.ehow.com]
ThinkOutsideTheBox
Lilac.Nights

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10/30/2012 08:33 PM

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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
You people really are complete fucking idiots on this site, aren't you?
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Well, yes, we are coffee4
JoeJett

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10/30/2012 08:38 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
You people really are complete fucking idiots on this site, aren't you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26154537


Well, yes, we are coffee4
 Quoting: Lilac.Nights

worship

LOL. Perfect delivery. Perfect punctuation with the emoticon.
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2012 08:39 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
You people really are complete fucking idiots on this site, aren't you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26154537


Well, yes, we are coffee4
 Quoting: Lilac.Nights

worship

LOL. Perfect delivery. Perfect punctuation with the emoticon.
 Quoting: JoeJett


*STALKER ALERT* chuckle
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2012 08:48 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
Tell him you were abducted by aliens who artificially inseminated you because you have very special DNA.
Or change you name to Mary etc.
stella stevens

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10/30/2012 08:56 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
did you hear it from the dr. yourself?
if not, tell him to grow up and stop lying.

lots and lots of men go around saying shit like that.

famous line
that's not my kid you whore.
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2012 09:11 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
Could be his. If he is sterile then he should consider he was vaccine damaged.
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10/30/2012 09:15 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
obviously your'e a whore.
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2012 09:53 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
Oh, you poor little strumpet...

Maybe this link will help?...

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Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2012 09:56 PM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
Do to an accident before he met my mom, my Dad was told that he would probably never be able to father children.

My mother had 5 children, and many of us look just like him.

Doctor's don't know anything, it's really best to ignore them most of the time.
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


... Your other siblings having a closer resemblence to the postman i presume?
ANHEDONIC

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10/30/2012 10:16 PM

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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
Don't feed the troll. This same exact story has been posted numerous times on GLP.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
onemale
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11/11/2012 05:39 AM
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Re: REAL PERSONAL DOOM: I'm pregnant and my husband shoots blanks. What should I do?
You can get a paternity test even before the baby is born, ask your doctor. Your husband is an asshole. If he is going to accuse you of cheating you may as well do it.

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