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How to Help the Airline Industry.

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01/24/2006 10:31 AM
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How to Help the Airline Industry.
My uncle sent this to me. I thought it was funny enough to post here.

How to Help the Airline Industry.
Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. What the

The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
And, of course, every heterosexual usinessman in this country would start
flying again hoping to see naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see
record revenue.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Bill Clinton