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I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.

 
Anonymous Coward
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I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
verysad sorry, I'm board.
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10/31/2012 03:04 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
What tree did you come from?
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Knot funny.


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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Why don't you love your mother? Talk to her.
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
2X4 4X8 Hard wood, pine.....Tell us your story.
:kitten on fence:
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You'll be ok as long as you don't need a Lumber Puncture
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
What tree did you come from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26709357


The tree of tov V'ra
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I have an OP...ax me a queshun.
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
2X4 4X8 Hard wood, pine.....Tell us your story.
 Quoting: Blue Skies


He might be on another plane.

afro


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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Knot funny.


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


Wood you just ask me a question?

huffy You can't stump me
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10/31/2012 03:09 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You sound like my ex.. ohyeah
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Knot funny.


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


Wood you just ask me a question?

huffy You can't stump me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


No need to bark. grinning


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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
2X4 4X8 Hard wood, pine.....Tell us your story.
 Quoting: Blue Skies


pressure-treated balsa wood
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Are you hard?
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
If someone knocked on your wood, how would you feel about that?
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
What tree did you come from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26709357


The tree of tov V'ra
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Nice. Where are you originally from?
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10/31/2012 03:11 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
2X4 4X8 Hard wood, pine.....Tell us your story.
 Quoting: Blue Skies


He might be on another plane.

afro


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 Quoting: BOWMAN

You mean drift wood......lol
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Knot funny.


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


Wood you just ask me a question?

huffy You can't stump me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


No need to bark. grinning


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You're going against my grain
Blue Skies

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
2X4 4X8 Hard wood, pine.....Tell us your story.
 Quoting: Blue Skies


pressure-treated balsa wood
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059

A protected light weight then.

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
what is u r name
what is u r dob
what is u r job
when are u dieng
what did u do in whole life
what is etc.,
BOWMAN

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
2X4 4X8 Hard wood, pine.....Tell us your story.
 Quoting: Blue Skies


He might be on another plane.

afro


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 Quoting: BOWMAN

You mean drift wood......lol
 Quoting: Blue Skies


Now you're just going against the grain.

tomato


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If you do planking then you're a bad influence? Some will follow...for some reason...

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10/31/2012 03:15 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Are you hard?
 Quoting: CigarTigher


Like a calculus final
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
2X4 4X8 Hard wood, pine.....Tell us your story.
 Quoting: Blue Skies


He might be on another plane.

afro


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 Quoting: BOWMAN

You mean drift wood......lol
 Quoting: Blue Skies


Now you're just going against the grain.

tomato


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 Quoting: BOWMAN

I don't believe in rubbing the wrong way. hiding
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He might be on another plane.

afro


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 Quoting: BOWMAN

You mean drift wood......lol
 Quoting: Blue Skies


Now you're just going against the grain.

tomato


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 Quoting: BOWMAN

I don't believe in rubbing the wrong way. hiding
 Quoting: Blue Skies


I will leaf it alone then. hf


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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
What tree did you come from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26709357


The tree of tov V'ra
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Nice. Where are you originally from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26709357


I'll be dipped if I even know any more 1dunno1
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26709357


Depends on how much meth he smokes
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10/31/2012 03:18 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
What's brown and sticky..?


A stick.
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10/31/2012 03:20 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You said "wood"!
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
If someone knocked on your wood, how would you feel about that?
 Quoting: Inchworm.


I'd push back with exactly the force they knocked with.

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