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I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.

 
RicRoc

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10/31/2012 03:56 PM
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You certainly have spruced this place up.
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I floored them
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Awl, aren't you special
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My voice is a little raspy sometimes.

Are you trying to chisel me out my best puns ?
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I'll leaf you alone if youre just gonna beech at me
RicRoc

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10/31/2012 03:57 PM
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You'll never wear me down
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Now you're just being knotty, here, have a biscuit
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
It's all good, I'm obviously being screwed here, but I'm not ready to split yet.
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Knot in the wood just reminds me of dogs mating...grolsh!
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You'll never wear me down
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Now you're just being knotty, here, have a biscuit
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Aww, you such a dowel

eyebat
RicRoc

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10/31/2012 04:04 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
It's all good, I'm obviously being screwed here, but I'm not ready to split yet.
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YOu may want to reconsider, you could get mauled here
RicRoc

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10/31/2012 04:05 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You'll never wear me down
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Now you're just being knotty, here, have a biscuit
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Aww, you such a dowel

eyebat
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Ahh, cord you knot do thathuffy
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10/31/2012 04:10 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You'll never wear me down
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Now you're just being knotty, here, have a biscuit
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Aww, you such a dowel

eyebat
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Ahh, cord you knot do thathuffy
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Listen spud, I'm gonna have to cut this short, I need take a break and go for a run, but I have to clean my shoes first.

I pulled them out of storage in the basement and apparently I have a serious case of shoe molding to deal with.
RicRoc

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10/31/2012 04:15 PM
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Now you're just being knotty, here, have a biscuit
 Quoting: RicRoc


Aww, you such a dowel

eyebat
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Ahh, cord you knot do thathuffy
 Quoting: RicRoc


Listen spud, I'm gonna have to cut this short, I need take a break and go for a run, but I have to clean my shoes first.

I pulled them out of storage in the basement and apparently I have a serious case of shoe molding to deal with.
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Last time i ran i hurt my spline, now i need good lumber support
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Aww, you such a dowel

eyebat
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Ahh, cord you knot do thathuffy
 Quoting: RicRoc


Listen spud, I'm gonna have to cut this short, I need take a break and go for a run, but I have to clean my shoes first.

I pulled them out of storage in the basement and apparently I have a serious case of shoe molding to deal with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Last time i ran i hurt my spline, now i need good lumber support
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That and a good tongue in your groove .
RicRoc

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Ahh, cord you knot do thathuffy
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Listen spud, I'm gonna have to cut this short, I need take a break and go for a run, but I have to clean my shoes first.

I pulled them out of storage in the basement and apparently I have a serious case of shoe molding to deal with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Last time i ran i hurt my spline, now i need good lumber support
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That and a good tongue in your groove .
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You nailed that one
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Listen spud, I'm gonna have to cut this short, I need take a break and go for a run, but I have to clean my shoes first.

I pulled them out of storage in the basement and apparently I have a serious case of shoe molding to deal with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Last time i ran i hurt my spline, now i need good lumber support
 Quoting: RicRoc


That and a good tongue in your groove .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


You nailed that one
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We should finish this
RicRoc

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10/31/2012 04:28 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Alright, im outta here. Going home to have some stewed rabbet on a bed of lattusafro
RicRoc

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Last time i ran i hurt my spline, now i need good lumber support
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That and a good tongue in your groove .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


You nailed that one
 Quoting: RicRoc


We should finish this
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Its finished, scroll up a little
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Alright, im outta here. Going home to have some stewed rabbet on a bed of lattusafro
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I knew you'd varnish eventually
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10/31/2012 04:32 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Burn Damn you Burn!
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10/31/2012 04:34 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You're kinda warped, you know that ?
RicRoc

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10/31/2012 04:36 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Alright, im outta here. Going home to have some stewed rabbet on a bed of lattusafro
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I knew you'd varnish eventually
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Ive been enjoying some oysters on the half shellac
RicRoc

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10/31/2012 04:37 PM
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Burn Damn you Burn!
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Whose siding are you on?
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10/31/2012 04:38 PM

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You're kinda warped, you know that ?
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Maybe you're just not seeing the forest through all the trees? 1dunno1


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RicRoc

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10/31/2012 04:40 PM
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You're kinda warped, you know that ?
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Maybe you're just not seeing the forest through all the trees? 1dunno1


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You may have painted yourself into a corner with that one
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
What color are the trees in your world?
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You're kinda warped, you know that ?
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Maybe you're just not seeing the forest through all the trees? 1dunno1


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You may have painted yourself into a corner with that one
 Quoting: RicRoc


That comment left me rooted in terror! uhoh


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"And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick

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RicRoc

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
What color are the trees in your world?
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Plane
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Alright, im outta here. Going home to have some stewed rabbet on a bed of lattusafro
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I knew you'd varnish eventually
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Ive been enjoying some oysters on the half shellac
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Glad I haven't bored you
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
The best wood is from the crouch...nutkick
RicRoc

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You're kinda warped, you know that ?
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Maybe you're just not seeing the forest through all the trees? 1dunno1


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You may have painted yourself into a corner with that one
 Quoting: RicRoc


That comment left me rooted in terror! uhoh


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I saw that you've been coping fairly well
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Maybe you're just not seeing the forest through all the trees? 1dunno1


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


You may have painted yourself into a corner with that one
 Quoting: RicRoc


That comment left me rooted in terror! uhoh


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


I saw that you've been coping fairly well
 Quoting: RicRoc


I'll never pine. sun


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"And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick

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Make Good Pitches

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The Real You

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RicRoc

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The best wood is from the crouch...nutkick
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Hardwood i presume...
RicRoc

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You may have painted yourself into a corner with that one
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That comment left me rooted in terror! uhoh


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I saw that you've been coping fairly well
 Quoting: RicRoc


I'll never pine. sun


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


I wasn't trying to needle you about it

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