Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,871 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 156,779
Pageviews Today: 240,501Threads Today: 85Posts Today: 1,318
01:54 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.

 
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 03:56 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
...


You certainly have spruced this place up.
 Quoting: RicRoc


I floored them
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Awl, aren't you special
 Quoting: RicRoc


My voice is a little raspy sometimes.

Are you trying to chisel me out my best puns ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


I'll leaf you alone if youre just gonna beech at me
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 03:57 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You'll never wear me down
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Now you're just being knotty, here, have a biscuit
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 14105059
United States
10/31/2012 04:02 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
It's all good, I'm obviously being screwed here, but I'm not ready to split yet.
ChipModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 21090171
United States
10/31/2012 04:02 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Knot in the wood just reminds me of dogs mating...grolsh!
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda ~David Mills ~ Se7en!

every-citizen
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 14105059
United States
10/31/2012 04:03 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You'll never wear me down
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Now you're just being knotty, here, have a biscuit
 Quoting: RicRoc


Aww, you such a dowel

eyebat
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:04 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
It's all good, I'm obviously being screwed here, but I'm not ready to split yet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


YOu may want to reconsider, you could get mauled here
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:05 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You'll never wear me down
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Now you're just being knotty, here, have a biscuit
 Quoting: RicRoc


Aww, you such a dowel

eyebat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Ahh, cord you knot do thathuffy
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 14105059
United States
10/31/2012 04:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You'll never wear me down
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Now you're just being knotty, here, have a biscuit
 Quoting: RicRoc


Aww, you such a dowel

eyebat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Ahh, cord you knot do thathuffy
 Quoting: RicRoc


Listen spud, I'm gonna have to cut this short, I need take a break and go for a run, but I have to clean my shoes first.

I pulled them out of storage in the basement and apparently I have a serious case of shoe molding to deal with.
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:15 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
...


Now you're just being knotty, here, have a biscuit
 Quoting: RicRoc


Aww, you such a dowel

eyebat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Ahh, cord you knot do thathuffy
 Quoting: RicRoc


Listen spud, I'm gonna have to cut this short, I need take a break and go for a run, but I have to clean my shoes first.

I pulled them out of storage in the basement and apparently I have a serious case of shoe molding to deal with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Last time i ran i hurt my spline, now i need good lumber support
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 14105059
United States
10/31/2012 04:17 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
...


Aww, you such a dowel

eyebat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Ahh, cord you knot do thathuffy
 Quoting: RicRoc


Listen spud, I'm gonna have to cut this short, I need take a break and go for a run, but I have to clean my shoes first.

I pulled them out of storage in the basement and apparently I have a serious case of shoe molding to deal with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Last time i ran i hurt my spline, now i need good lumber support
 Quoting: RicRoc


That and a good tongue in your groove .
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:19 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
...


Ahh, cord you knot do thathuffy
 Quoting: RicRoc


Listen spud, I'm gonna have to cut this short, I need take a break and go for a run, but I have to clean my shoes first.

I pulled them out of storage in the basement and apparently I have a serious case of shoe molding to deal with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Last time i ran i hurt my spline, now i need good lumber support
 Quoting: RicRoc


That and a good tongue in your groove .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


You nailed that one
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 14105059
United States
10/31/2012 04:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
...


Listen spud, I'm gonna have to cut this short, I need take a break and go for a run, but I have to clean my shoes first.

I pulled them out of storage in the basement and apparently I have a serious case of shoe molding to deal with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Last time i ran i hurt my spline, now i need good lumber support
 Quoting: RicRoc


That and a good tongue in your groove .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


You nailed that one
 Quoting: RicRoc


We should finish this
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:28 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Alright, im outta here. Going home to have some stewed rabbet on a bed of lattusafro
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:31 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
...


Last time i ran i hurt my spline, now i need good lumber support
 Quoting: RicRoc


That and a good tongue in your groove .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


You nailed that one
 Quoting: RicRoc


We should finish this
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Its finished, scroll up a little
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 14105059
United States
10/31/2012 04:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Alright, im outta here. Going home to have some stewed rabbet on a bed of lattusafro
 Quoting: RicRoc


I knew you'd varnish eventually
omar

User ID: 26136665
United Kingdom
10/31/2012 04:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Burn Damn you Burn!
:spyda:
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 14105059
United States
10/31/2012 04:34 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You're kinda warped, you know that ?
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:36 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Alright, im outta here. Going home to have some stewed rabbet on a bed of lattusafro
 Quoting: RicRoc


I knew you'd varnish eventually
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Ive been enjoying some oysters on the half shellac
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:37 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Burn Damn you Burn!
 Quoting: omar


Whose siding are you on?
BOWMAN

User ID: 16881129
United States
10/31/2012 04:38 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You're kinda warped, you know that ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Maybe you're just not seeing the forest through all the trees? 1dunno1


------
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:40 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You're kinda warped, you know that ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Maybe you're just not seeing the forest through all the trees? 1dunno1


------
 Quoting: BOWMAN


You may have painted yourself into a corner with that one
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 6243772
United States
10/31/2012 04:40 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
What color are the trees in your world?
BOWMAN

User ID: 16881129
United States
10/31/2012 04:42 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You're kinda warped, you know that ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Maybe you're just not seeing the forest through all the trees? 1dunno1


------
 Quoting: BOWMAN


You may have painted yourself into a corner with that one
 Quoting: RicRoc


That comment left me rooted in terror! uhoh


------
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:42 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
What color are the trees in your world?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6243772


Plane
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 14105059
United States
10/31/2012 04:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Alright, im outta here. Going home to have some stewed rabbet on a bed of lattusafro
 Quoting: RicRoc


I knew you'd varnish eventually
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Ive been enjoying some oysters on the half shellac
 Quoting: RicRoc


Glad I haven't bored you
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 6243772
United States
10/31/2012 04:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
The best wood is from the crouch...nutkick
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:43 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
You're kinda warped, you know that ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14105059


Maybe you're just not seeing the forest through all the trees? 1dunno1


------
 Quoting: BOWMAN


You may have painted yourself into a corner with that one
 Quoting: RicRoc


That comment left me rooted in terror! uhoh


------
 Quoting: BOWMAN


I saw that you've been coping fairly well
BOWMAN

User ID: 16881129
United States
10/31/2012 04:46 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
...


Maybe you're just not seeing the forest through all the trees? 1dunno1


------
 Quoting: BOWMAN


You may have painted yourself into a corner with that one
 Quoting: RicRoc


That comment left me rooted in terror! uhoh


------
 Quoting: BOWMAN


I saw that you've been coping fairly well
 Quoting: RicRoc


I'll never pine. sun


------
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:47 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
The best wood is from the crouch...nutkick
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6243772


Hardwood i presume...
RicRoc

User ID: 3488698
United States
10/31/2012 04:48 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
...


You may have painted yourself into a corner with that one
 Quoting: RicRoc


That comment left me rooted in terror! uhoh


------
 Quoting: BOWMAN


I saw that you've been coping fairly well
 Quoting: RicRoc


I'll never pine. sun


------
 Quoting: BOWMAN


I wasn't trying to needle you about it