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I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.

 
littlemiracles

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11/01/2012 12:13 PM

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HaaHaaa....laugh....this post 2 x floored me....
 Quoting: RicRoc


SAPERB!!!!
 Quoting: littlemiracles


OH, you're back. Been milling about?
 Quoting: RicRoc

Nah I think she was just seasoning.
 Quoting: Blue Skies


No, just soaking up the sun and getting ready to blossom
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11/01/2012 12:16 PM
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SAPERB!!!!
 Quoting: littlemiracles


OH, you're back. Been milling about?
 Quoting: RicRoc

Nah I think she was just seasoning.
 Quoting: Blue Skies


No, just soaking up the sun and getting ready to blossom
 Quoting: littlemiracles

Sounds like a perfect life of a tree. Routes planted deep and limbs to the sky :)
:kitten on fence:
littlemiracles

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11/01/2012 12:18 PM

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I'm stumped...scratching
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...for new growth?
RicRoc

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11/01/2012 12:22 PM

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I'm stumped...scratching
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...for new growth?
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I had to leaf for lunch. I took a wrong turn and lost my root
littlemiracles

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11/01/2012 12:23 PM

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Suddenly quiet...you all getting root rot?
littlemiracles

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11/01/2012 12:25 PM

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I'm stumped...scratching
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...for new growth?
 Quoting: littlemiracles


I had to leaf for lunch. I took a wrong turn and lost my root
 Quoting: RicRoc


Yikes! Must of been pine tingling
RicRoc

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11/01/2012 12:26 PM

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Suddenly quiet...you all getting root rot?
 Quoting: littlemiracles


We'll be fine now that you're here to kindle this thread
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11/01/2012 12:28 PM

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
If I was to cut you in half and make you like record what would you sound like?
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11/01/2012 12:31 PM

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Someone did that and the sound didn't come out on my computer now I will have to wonder.
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11/01/2012 12:31 PM

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I just now saw this post for the very fir time.
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14


And if the righteous scarcely be saved, where shall the ungodly and the sinner appear? I Peter 4:18

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
littlemiracles

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11/01/2012 12:31 PM

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Well, it been a hoot...gotta go sow my seeds!

Top o the trees to you OP!
RicRoc

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11/01/2012 12:32 PM

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Well, it been a hoot...gotta go sow my seeds!

Top o the trees to you OP!
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Agreed, good idea for OP to crate this thread
RicRoc

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11/01/2012 12:35 PM

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I just now saw this post for the very fir time.
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Brace yourself, you could get nailed in here
littlemiracles

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Suddenly quiet...you all getting root rot?
 Quoting: littlemiracles


We'll be fine now that you're here to kindle this thread
 Quoting: RicRoc


Wood love to stay and chip the shit with ya...but I have blow like the the wind through the leaves
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11/01/2012 12:47 PM

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Cherry thread but I'm goin tannin till I'm ebony.
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14


And if the righteous scarcely be saved, where shall the ungodly and the sinner appear? I Peter 4:18

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
RayGun

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11/01/2012 12:59 PM

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I just thought of some more advice for OP;

Every lumberjack thinks he's a lather.

Some lathers will get you started and they will finish and leaf before you are done.

Never let a lather take pictures because that never works out good for the wood.

Choose your lather wisely.

Check for termites before lathing begins.

NEVER get lathed by a relative.


peace
Angelic_Warrior

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11/01/2012 01:00 PM

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I just now saw this post for the very fir time.
 Quoting: Angelic_Warrior


Brace yourself, you could get nailed in here
 Quoting: RicRoc


Hammer time! ratdance
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14


And if the righteous scarcely be saved, where shall the ungodly and the sinner appear? I Peter 4:18

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
RicRoc

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11/01/2012 01:05 PM

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I just thought of some more advice for OP;

Every lumberjack thinks he's a lather.

Some lathers will get you started and they will finish and leaf before you are done.

Never let a lather take pictures because that never works out good for the wood.

Choose your lather wisely.

Check for termites before lathing begins.

NEVER get lathed by a relative.


peace
 Quoting: RayGun


That there is some TREEmendous advise.
RicRoc

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11/01/2012 01:06 PM

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I just now saw this post for the very fir time.
 Quoting: Angelic_Warrior


Brace yourself, you could get nailed in here
 Quoting: RicRoc


Hammer time! ratdance
 Quoting: Angelic_Warrior


Can't cut this! dance
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/01/2012 01:07 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I love the board meetings on GLP

coffee4
RicRoc

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11/01/2012 01:19 PM

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
this had become a fairly long tread
Angelic_Warrior

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11/01/2012 05:54 PM

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Deadwood.. tissue
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14


And if the righteous scarcely be saved, where shall the ungodly and the sinner appear? I Peter 4:18

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/01/2012 08:32 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
haha Black and Decker power sander
littlemiracles

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11/01/2012 08:38 PM

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Deadwood.. tissue
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Don't be sad, mighty oaks from small acorns grew...hf
Angelic_Warrior

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11/01/2012 09:01 PM

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Deadwood.. tissue
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Don't be sad, mighty oaks from small acorns grew...hf
 Quoting: littlemiracles




I thought this thread hit a wall nut!! tounge

Last Edited by Angelic_Warrior on 11/01/2012 09:01 PM
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14


And if the righteous scarcely be saved, where shall the ungodly and the sinner appear? I Peter 4:18

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
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11/01/2012 09:35 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
littlemiracles

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11/01/2012 09:53 PM

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How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
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It depends on how much latticetude he's sawn...
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11/01/2012 10:00 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I'm sill here
littlemiracles

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I'm sill here
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Woodnerful!
littlemiracles

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I'm sill here
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I thought you had walked the plank...