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I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.

 
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11/01/2012 10:11 PM
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Wood Court is now in session.

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I'm sill here
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I thought you had walked the plank...
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Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
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11/01/2012 10:19 PM
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I'm sill here
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I thought you had walked the plank...
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
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Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !!
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11/01/2012 10:27 PM
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I'm sill here
 Quoting: !saac


I thought you had walked the plank...
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
 Quoting: !saac


Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !!
 Quoting: A9BALLKID


Your wormwood love my sap...
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I thought you had walked the plank...
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Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
 Quoting: !saac


Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !!
 Quoting: A9BALLKID


Your wormwood love my sap...
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Huh?? And here I thought it was YOUR knot that loved MY sap!! Who wood've guessed!
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Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
 Quoting: !saac


Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !!
 Quoting: A9BALLKID


Your wormwood love my sap...
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Huh?? And here I thought it was YOUR knot that loved MY sap!! Who wood've guessed!
 Quoting: A9BALLKID


Save a tree.  Eat a beaver.  ~Author Unknown
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I'm sill here
 Quoting: !saac


I thought you had walked the plank...
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
 Quoting: !saac


Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !!
 Quoting: A9BALLKID


I guess I shouldn't be spalting for time.
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Soon I'll be taking my rightful position at the elm of this ship.

You can truss me though
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Soon I'll be taking my rightful position at the elm of this ship.

You can truss me though
 Quoting: !saac


I'll truss you...as long as you finger joint my box
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Soon I'll be taking my rightful position at the elm of this ship.

You can truss me though
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I'll truss you...as long as you finger joint my box
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Are you trying to dovetail something else into this conversation ?

spock
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11/06/2012 08:09 AM

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I found a can of peas in the canopy. grinning


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11/06/2012 08:29 AM
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Knock knock
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Knock knock
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*reaches for pepper spray behind door *

Who's there ?
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11/06/2012 08:45 AM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
While you were answering front door I went round your back yard and stole your tomato plant.
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Hey....did i just make up a GLP knock knock joke?
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Hey....did i just make up a GLP knock knock joke?
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rofl
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11/06/2012 09:05 AM
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Edwood Woodwood
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
What would you do if dropped a Colorado beetle on your trunk?
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Winter is here up in NE so I got myself some cordwood. Have you guys botany yet?

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What would you do if dropped a Colorado beetle on your trunk?
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If you put a bug on my ass I would shriek in terror.
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What would you do if dropped a Colorado beetle on your trunk?
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If you put a bug on my ass I would shriek in terror.
 Quoting: !saac


Which is the exact same reaction from many of what another Obama term-mite do...

pennywise


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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Winter is here up in NE so I got myself some cordwood. Have you guys botany yet?
 Quoting: RicRoc


No, but If I don't soon, I'm going to be in apical.

charlie
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11/07/2012 09:37 AM
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I found a can of peas in the canopy. grinning


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That means somebody here on GLP is missing a brain. hiding
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11/07/2012 09:43 AM

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Winter is here up in NE so I got myself some cordwood. Have you guys botany yet?
 Quoting: RicRoc


No, but If I don't soon, I'm going to be in apical.

charlie
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You might also get sycamore. Truss me, I know.
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Winter is here up in NE so I got myself some cordwood. Have you guys botany yet?
 Quoting: RicRoc


No, but If I don't soon, I'm going to be in apical.

charlie
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You might also get sycamore. Truss me, I know.
 Quoting: RicRoc


You bole me over with these puns
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11/07/2012 09:49 AM

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I found a can of peas in the canopy. grinning


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That means somebody here on GLP is missing a brain. hiding
 Quoting: !saac


In that case, let me recommend a good Braintree surgeon...

[link to www.braintreema.gov]


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Last Edited by halman on 11/07/2012 09:49 AM
"You have to take seriously the notion that understanding the universe is your responsibility, because the only understanding of the universe that will be useful to you is your own understanding." ~ Terence McKenna

The Real You

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11/07/2012 09:53 AM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I found a can of peas in the canopy. grinning


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


That means somebody here on GLP is missing a brain. hiding
 Quoting: !saac


In that case, let me recommend a good Braintree surgeon...

[link to www.braintreema.gov]


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


What if I have a bad case of mistletoe ?
RicRoc

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11/07/2012 09:55 AM

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I found a can of peas in the canopy. grinning


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That means somebody here on GLP is missing a brain. hiding
 Quoting: !saac


In that case, let me recommend a good Braintree surgeon...

[link to www.braintreema.gov]


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


What if I have a bad case of mistletoe ?
 Quoting: !saac


Is that when you jamb your toenail?
RicRoc

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11/07/2012 10:02 AM

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
The president erect won. I think people liked his stump speach
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11/07/2012 10:08 AM
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The president erect won. I think people liked his stump speach
 Quoting: RicRoc


He's not consistent.

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