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I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.

 
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Wood Court is now in session.

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11/01/2012 10:14 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I'm sill here
 Quoting: !saac


I thought you had walked the plank...
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
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11/01/2012 10:19 PM
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I'm sill here
 Quoting: !saac


I thought you had walked the plank...
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
 Quoting: !saac


Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !!
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I'm sill here
 Quoting: !saac


I thought you had walked the plank...
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
 Quoting: !saac


Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !!
 Quoting: A9BALLKID


Your wormwood love my sap...
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I thought you had walked the plank...
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
 Quoting: !saac


Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !!
 Quoting: A9BALLKID


Your wormwood love my sap...
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Huh?? And here I thought it was YOUR knot that loved MY sap!! Who wood've guessed!
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Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
 Quoting: !saac


Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !!
 Quoting: A9BALLKID


Your wormwood love my sap...
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Huh?? And here I thought it was YOUR knot that loved MY sap!! Who wood've guessed!
 Quoting: A9BALLKID


Save a tree.  Eat a beaver.  ~Author Unknown
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I'm sill here
 Quoting: !saac


I thought you had walked the plank...
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
 Quoting: !saac


Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !!
 Quoting: A9BALLKID


I guess I shouldn't be spalting for time.
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11/01/2012 10:51 PM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Soon I'll be taking my rightful position at the elm of this ship.

You can truss me though
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Soon I'll be taking my rightful position at the elm of this ship.

You can truss me though
 Quoting: !saac


I'll truss you...as long as you finger joint my box
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Soon I'll be taking my rightful position at the elm of this ship.

You can truss me though
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I'll truss you...as long as you finger joint my box
 Quoting: littlemiracles


Are you trying to dovetail something else into this conversation ?

spock
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11/06/2012 08:09 AM

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I found a can of peas in the canopy. grinning


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11/06/2012 08:29 AM
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Knock knock
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Knock knock
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*reaches for pepper spray behind door *

Who's there ?
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
While you were answering front door I went round your back yard and stole your tomato plant.
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Hey....did i just make up a GLP knock knock joke?
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Hey....did i just make up a GLP knock knock joke?
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rofl
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11/06/2012 09:05 AM
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Edwood Woodwood
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
What would you do if dropped a Colorado beetle on your trunk?
RicRoc

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11/07/2012 09:23 AM

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Winter is here up in NE so I got myself some cordwood. Have you guys botany yet?

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What would you do if dropped a Colorado beetle on your trunk?
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If you put a bug on my ass I would shriek in terror.
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What would you do if dropped a Colorado beetle on your trunk?
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If you put a bug on my ass I would shriek in terror.
 Quoting: !saac


Which is the exact same reaction from many of what another Obama term-mite do...

pennywise


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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Winter is here up in NE so I got myself some cordwood. Have you guys botany yet?
 Quoting: RicRoc


No, but If I don't soon, I'm going to be in apical.

charlie
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11/07/2012 09:37 AM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I found a can of peas in the canopy. grinning


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


That means somebody here on GLP is missing a brain. hiding
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11/07/2012 09:43 AM

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Winter is here up in NE so I got myself some cordwood. Have you guys botany yet?
 Quoting: RicRoc


No, but If I don't soon, I'm going to be in apical.

charlie
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You might also get sycamore. Truss me, I know.
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
Winter is here up in NE so I got myself some cordwood. Have you guys botany yet?
 Quoting: RicRoc


No, but If I don't soon, I'm going to be in apical.

charlie
 Quoting: !saac


You might also get sycamore. Truss me, I know.
 Quoting: RicRoc


You bole me over with these puns
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11/07/2012 09:49 AM

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I found a can of peas in the canopy. grinning


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That means somebody here on GLP is missing a brain. hiding
 Quoting: !saac


In that case, let me recommend a good Braintree surgeon...

[link to www.braintreema.gov]


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11/07/2012 09:53 AM
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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
I found a can of peas in the canopy. grinning


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That means somebody here on GLP is missing a brain. hiding
 Quoting: !saac


In that case, let me recommend a good Braintree surgeon...

[link to www.braintreema.gov]


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


What if I have a bad case of mistletoe ?
RicRoc

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11/07/2012 09:55 AM

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I found a can of peas in the canopy. grinning


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


That means somebody here on GLP is missing a brain. hiding
 Quoting: !saac


In that case, let me recommend a good Braintree surgeon...

[link to www.braintreema.gov]


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


What if I have a bad case of mistletoe ?
 Quoting: !saac


Is that when you jamb your toenail?
RicRoc

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Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.
The president erect won. I think people liked his stump speach
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11/07/2012 10:08 AM
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The president erect won. I think people liked his stump speach
 Quoting: RicRoc


He's not consistent.

Header miss, you know ?