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Anonymous Coward User ID: 25628182 United States 11/01/2012 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Wood Court is now in session.

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14105059 United States 11/01/2012 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. I'm sill here Quoting: !saac I thought you had walked the plank... Quoting: littlemiracles Sometimes I have an early kerf, you.
A9BALLKID User ID: 26076936 United States 11/01/2012 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. I'm sill here Quoting: !saac I thought you had walked the plank... Quoting: littlemiracles Sometimes I have an early kerf, you. Quoting: !saac Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !!
littlemiracles User ID: 8637765 United States 11/01/2012 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. I'm sill here Quoting: !saac I thought you had walked the plank... Quoting: littlemiracles Sometimes I have an early kerf, you. Quoting: !saac Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !! Quoting: A9BALLKID Your wormwood love my sap...
A9BALLKID User ID: 26086685 United States 11/01/2012 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. ... I thought you had walked the plank... Quoting: littlemiracles Sometimes I have an early kerf, you. Quoting: !saac Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !! Quoting: A9BALLKID Your wormwood love my sap... Quoting: littlemiracles Huh?? And here I thought it was YOUR knot that loved MY sap!! Who wood've guessed!
littlemiracles User ID: 8637765 United States 11/01/2012 10:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. ... Sometimes I have an early kerf, you. Quoting: !saac Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !! Quoting: A9BALLKID Your wormwood love my sap... Quoting: littlemiracles Huh?? And here I thought it was YOUR knot that loved MY sap!! Who wood've guessed! Quoting: A9BALLKID Save a tree. Eat a beaver. ~Author Unknown
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14105059 United States 11/01/2012 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. I'm sill here Quoting: !saac I thought you had walked the plank... Quoting: littlemiracles Sometimes I have an early kerf, you. Quoting: !saac Well, they always say, ...the early bird catches the wormwood !! Quoting: A9BALLKID I guess I shouldn't be spalting for time.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14105059 United States 11/01/2012 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Soon I'll be taking my rightful position at the elm of this ship. You can truss me though
littlemiracles User ID: 8637765 United States 11/01/2012 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Soon I'll be taking my rightful position at the elm of this ship. You can truss me though Quoting: !saac I'll truss you...as long as you finger joint my box
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14105059 United States 11/01/2012 11:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Soon I'll be taking my rightful position at the elm of this ship. You can truss me though Quoting: !saac I'll truss you...as long as you finger joint my box Quoting: littlemiracles Are you trying to dovetail something else into this conversation ?
BOWMAN User ID: 11306937 United States 11/06/2012 08:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. I found a can of peas in the canopy. ------ "And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick ------------------------------------- Pale Blue Dot [link to www.youtube.com] 2001: A Floyd Odyssey [link to www.youtube.com] Who's In Control? [link to www.youtube.com]

Anonymous Coward User ID: 22108680 New Zealand 11/06/2012 08:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Knock knock
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14105059 United States 11/06/2012 08:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Knock knock Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22108680 reaches for pepper spray behind door Who's there ?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22108680 New Zealand 11/06/2012 08:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. While you were answering front door I went round your back yard and stole your tomato plant.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22108680 New Zealand 11/06/2012 08:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Hey....did i just make up a GLP knock knock joke?
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14105059 United States 11/06/2012 08:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Hey....did i just make up a GLP knock knock joke? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22108680

Anonymous Coward User ID: 3794853 United Kingdom 11/06/2012 09:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Edwood Woodwood
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3794853 United Kingdom 11/06/2012 09:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. What would you do if dropped a Colorado beetle on your trunk?
RicRoc User ID: 3488698 United States 11/07/2012 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Winter is here up in NE so I got myself some cordwood. Have you guys botany yet? Last Edited by RicRoc on 11/07/2012 09:24 AM
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14105059 United States 11/07/2012 09:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. What would you do if dropped a Colorado beetle on your trunk? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3794853 If you put a bug on my ass I would shriek in terror.
BOWMAN User ID: 16881501 United States 11/07/2012 09:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. What would you do if dropped a Colorado beetle on your trunk? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3794853 If you put a bug on my ass *I would shriek in terror. Quoting: !saac* Which is the exact same reaction from many of what another Obama term-mite do... ------ Last Edited by BOWMAN on 11/07/2012 09:33 AM "And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick ------------------------------------- Pale Blue Dot [link to www.youtube.com] 2001: A Floyd Odyssey [link to www.youtube.com] Who's In Control? [link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14105059 United States 11/07/2012 09:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Winter is here up in NE so I got myself some cordwood. Have you guys botany yet? Quoting: RicRoc No, but If I don't soon, I'm going to be in apical.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14105059 United States 11/07/2012 09:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. I found a can of peas in the canopy. ------ Quoting: BOWMAN That means somebody here on GLP is missing a brain.
RicRoc User ID: 3488698 United States 11/07/2012 09:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Winter is here up in NE so I got myself some cordwood. Have you guys botany yet? Quoting: RicRoc No, but If I don't soon, I'm going to be in apical. Quoting: !saac You might also get sycamore. Truss me, I know.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14105059 United States 11/07/2012 09:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. Winter is here up in NE so I got myself some cordwood. Have you guys botany yet? Quoting: RicRoc No, but If I don't soon, I'm going to be in apical. Quoting: !saac You might also get sycamore. Truss me, I know. Quoting: RicRoc You bole me over with these puns
BOWMAN User ID: 16910998 United States 11/07/2012 09:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. I found a can of peas in the canopy. ------ Quoting: BOWMAN That means somebody here on GLP is missing a brain. Quoting: !saac In that case, let me recommend a good Braintree surgeon... [link to www.braintreema.gov] ------ Last Edited by BOWMAN on 11/07/2012 09:49 AM "And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick ------------------------------------- Pale Blue Dot [link to www.youtube.com] 2001: A Floyd Odyssey [link to www.youtube.com] Who's In Control? [link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14105059 United States 11/07/2012 09:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. I found a can of peas in the canopy. ------ Quoting: BOWMAN That means somebody here on GLP is missing a brain. Quoting: !saac In that case, let me recommend a good Braintree surgeon... [link to www.braintreema.gov] ------ Quoting: BOWMAN What if I have a bad case of mistletoe ?
RicRoc User ID: 3488698 United States 11/07/2012 09:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. I found a can of peas in the canopy. ------ Quoting: BOWMAN That means somebody here on GLP is missing a brain. Quoting: !saac In that case, let me recommend a good Braintree surgeon... [link to www.braintreema.gov] ------ Quoting: BOWMAN What if I have a bad case of mistletoe ? Quoting: !saac Is that when you jamb your toenail?
RicRoc User ID: 3488698 United States 11/07/2012 10:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. The president erect won. I think people liked his stump speach
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 14105059 United States 11/07/2012 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question. The president erect won. I think people liked his stump speach Quoting: RicRoc He's not consistent. Header miss, you know ?
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