I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.

Now you're just being knotty, here, have a biscuit

It's all good, I'm obviously being screwed here, but I'm not ready to split yet.

Aww, you such a dowel

YOu may want to reconsider, you could get mauled here

Ahh, cord you knot do that

Listen spud, I'm gonna have to cut this short, I need take a break and go for a run, but I have to clean my shoes first.

I pulled them out of storage in the basement and apparently I have a serious case of shoe molding to deal with.

Last time i ran i hurt my spline, now i need good lumber support

That and a good tongue in your groove .

You nailed that one

We should finish this

Alright, im outta here. Going home to have some stewed rabbet on a bed of lattus

Its finished, scroll up a little

I knew you'd varnish eventually

Burn Damn you Burn!

You're kinda warped, you know that ?

Ive been enjoying some oysters on the half shellac

Whose siding are you on?

Maybe you're just not seeing the forest through all the trees?


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You may have painted yourself into a corner with that one

What color are the trees in your world?

That comment left me rooted in terror!


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Plane

Glad I haven't bored you

The best wood is from the crouch...

I saw that you've been coping fairly well

I'll never pine.


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Hardwood i presume...

I wasn't trying to needle you about it

are you petrified?
i mean are you stiff as a woodie stone?

I don't appreciate the tenon of your voice mister