I'm a piece of wood, ask me a question.

Near my crown ?

Put your tongue in my groove and see fir yourself.

Yeah, lap it up

OP was at the threshold of something great

I heard he's handy with the caulk

Oh cut it, you already admitted you've never been lathed

That's true, I've been rubbed a few times though.

too busy waxing your knob

Who would have thought that this four letter word could be the cause of such wide range of discussion.

discussion has really branched out...

Just don't do it yourself...I've heard you can get fir on your palm

It's a real shim more people aren't contributing.

From tree to tree. The word is out.

I know I'm surprised at the lack of comments from some of the seasoned posters..

Last Edited by Blue Skies on 11/01/2012 11:24 AM

I wish they'd just come a-board

NIce one; you're on fire

I'm stumped...

Maybe I'm too rough around the edges ?

Maybe the older posters are just hollow and dried up.

Could be the timber of your voice

This thread is outsanding. Wood of never thought I'd read the hole thing.

Some advice for OP, the first time getting lathed can be treematic. Don't do it with some sap.

HaaHaaa........this post 2 x floored me....

A sapling......Welcome friend :)

SAPERB!!!!

OH, you're back. Been milling about?

Could just be pore sports about it all.

Tell you what, I'll cellulose puns and you spread 'em around the joint.

Nah I think she was just seasoning.

It could spread like spores on the branches of GLP......Hmmmm

Just trying to carve out something to cut you up

No, just soaking up the sun and getting ready to blossom

Sounds like a perfect life of a tree. Routes planted deep and limbs to the sky :)