the older women get the more they bitch

You need to get her a nice 20 year old and let him bang the angry out of her. STAT!

Tru dat dogg! Bitches b trippin but allz day need is sum punishmunt dawgstile

Get her a nice vibrator!

You talkin' to ME?

Ain't that the truth.

The older we get, the more tired we get of dealing with men! After a while, our disappointment turns to non-stop bitching. LOL.

Some do and some don't, but the way I see it, if one isn't happy, then pack their bag and hit the road.

That's right they'll get the house. Kick the bum to the curb.

Life's a bitch and then you marry one, and then you die.

WTF? When I look at the twenty year old "women" of today, I'm grateful for the company of my wife of the last twenty years. Yes, she does nag and bitch occasionally, but usually there's a reason for it. I may not agree with her reasons, but for most of the time I can understand them.

The 20-30 year old young princesses were a nightmare when I was young and, when I see my son trying to deal with them, I can only say that the princesses of today are even worse. They have vastly unrealistic expectations and don't understand that men are different and won't change some aspects of their behavior no matter how loudly they bitch.

For some reason Im not thinking "bang" means to beat in this case.

haha
And the prick keeps pricking

I am so glad I am single I plan to stay that way

exactly the reason why I don't have one
and don't want one.

Yes, we do. The older I get, the less I give a damn about what anyone thinks of me. It's a good feeling, very liberating.

Well the older they get, it gets even harder to deal with your illiterate az*ess!


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Actually, it's the less they get screwed, the more they bitch. Of course they get sex less and less often as they age and become less and less attractive to men in general. A guy can still be a "stud" at 60. At 60, the best a woman can hope for is enough to pay a really good plastic surgeon and that she doesn't loose her figure entirely, either. By 70, however the guys have caught up and then sex doesn't make much difference for either gender.

you're not paying prostitutes for sex,
you're paying her to take her bitchin
somewhere else.

for money, she obeys

i hit that point at 35....going on 50 and life is real good!

In all honesty once I went through menopause my attitude changed completely. Not having pms was such a relief.
I'm not that bitchy now.
Nope I just say fuck it and walk away.

At least 75% of bitches suffer from some kinda hearing loss! this alarming statistic means that more likely than not, talking isn't the most effective way to communicate with a bitch. That's when you have too hit her.

The older a person gets, often the lower the tolerance for idiots gets.

Mine is bitching now, because I wont take the two year old out trick or treating. Dont believe in it, its a waste of Gas, waste of Money, waste of time, and its pointless. Just another way to get people to spend money and fill the pockets of Wal Mart and other companies that pay chinks twenty cents on the dollar to make the shit.


She can just keep bitching cause my car aint moving.

expect your divorce papers
next week.

say goodbye to the house.

Not always the case. I started dating my wife in high school. We were just kids. 20 years later she is still the best thing in my life.

Maybe it's you that brings out the bitch in your lady? Reevaluate and see what is making her bitch. Just saying.

Kindly tell us your age, young Sir.

Bitchyness formula

a = on a scale 1-10 what was your woman at age 20?

b = on a scale 1-10 what is your woman now?

a*(a-b) = bitchyness

example

when my wife was 20 she was a 10
now she is an 8

her bitchyness = 10(10-8) = 20

its all mathmatically proven

so lets see some other peoples ratings on thier wives.

hmmmm - a 'man' bitching about women who bitch.

Interesting. As a male, the older I get, the less I'm apt to listen. Loss of hearing, honest. ;)

sex has got nothing to do with it it's like my dad told me when i was a kid ''women their all fucking lunatic's you'v just got to find one you can get on with''

the truth can be found in language.

In latin, the word 'anus' has two distinct yet relative meanings.

first is 'anus'..as in english, same
second is 'old woman'.

true story.

being 'anal' is to be like an older woman.
They get more angry, bitter, and complaining as they age...

not sure why...but I'm sure that they would find something...anything to blame.