While we are all just speculating, I'll through something out there...

Remember that story from back in the Summer about Lurch Kerry partying in the Carib with Huge Dem Donor Jon Skylar?

Something about a big private party on Skylar's Yacht in Jamaica?

And he DOES have a taste for young women. The younger the better, it's said.

That said, he is NOT up for reelection this cycle.