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Shelgeyr

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10/31/2012 10:41 PM

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The Post-Cognitive Convulsive Reflex Test

Part 1 (the Pop Quiz):
[link to www.nukingpolitics.com]

Part 2 (the actual Test):
[link to www.nukingpolitics.com]

Excerpt:
When Lieutenant Robert Maynard (and crew) killed Blackbeard, Edward Teach, in ferocious hand-to-hand combat, he cut off the famous pirate’s head and hung it from the prow of his ship as proof of his claim on the reward. Maynard’s crew dumped Blackbeard’s body overboard. No, this is not a Disney movie review – this is one of many ways that good and dangerous men, fighting on the side of the law, properly celebrate victory. Or at least they used to. Can you think of such a thing being allowed today?

Imagine, if you will, that in the very recent past a Time Lord, a native of Gallifrey, had decided his next adventure would involve becoming a journalist, a war correspondent, either with the BBC (the most likely candidate, given that they own the rights to “Doctor Who”), the American press, or even – God forbid – Reuters. Now imagine further...

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Example Pop Quiz question:
Q: Did the 19 9-11 hijackers kill 2,977 people, knock down the World Trade Center, and demolish part of the Pentagon because they disagreed with our policies towards Israel?

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Pirates, Time Lords, Islamists, the TSA, the EPA, etc., Good Times!

How did YOU score?
Anonymous Coward
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11/01/2012 12:16 AM
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Odd math, but got 100% on part1, & the shivers on part2. What'd I win?
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11/01/2012 07:37 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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11/01/2012 02:23 PM
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So what's supposed to happen when they stand on the "X"?
Shelgeyr (OP)

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11/04/2012 02:17 PM

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I think the results of "X"-standing was implied up front with the "clustersquish" reference...

Your thoughts?
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11/06/2012 06:18 AM
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Today's the day! Go vote!

Quakes ahoy!
Shelgeyr (OP)

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11/06/2012 06:49 AM

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Hear here! Go vote today, all ye patriots!

That's the test which really matters.

Quiver and shake!
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11/06/2012 01:53 PM
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Shelgeyr (OP)

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11/13/2012 01:59 AM

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Thanks for the bump, but I want to see some test scores! Or at least testimonials!
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12/10/2012 01:42 AM
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“No, they did it because they hate us.”
Shelgeyr (OP)

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01/02/2013 10:15 AM

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Anonymous Coward
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01/02/2013 12:31 PM
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100%!
but dude how are timelords relevant?
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01/03/2013 12:28 PM
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'It's because they hate us."

Well that's certainly true...
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01/05/2013 01:30 AM

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'It's because they hate us."

Well that's certainly true...
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Certainly is.

And it is only going to get worse, apparently.
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01/08/2013 10:22 AM
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They should have linked pt1 to pt2. They have the backwards link in place but missing the 1 to 2 link is sloppy.
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01/09/2013 11:49 PM

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True, and nice catch, I guess.
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01/13/2013 11:44 PM

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Shelgeyr (OP)

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01/16/2013 11:58 PM

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Take the test! It is quick, easy, free, and best of all if you are a "low information voter" it will help you clear up a few things about where you stand on the important issues.

OK, perhaps "issues" is a bit over-broad.

I found Part 2 pretty funny, thus these posts...
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02/07/2013 10:26 PM

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03/21/2013 12:04 PM
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I wouldn't read too much into the Timelord angle. I think he simply meant that a journalist with two hearts would suffer a double heart attack over the peeing incident.
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03/23/2013 10:03 AM

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I wouldn't read too much into the Timelord angle. I think he simply meant that a journalist with two hearts would suffer a double heart attack over the peeing incident.
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I think that nails it.
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03/23/2013 10:16 AM
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No that was transformers...
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03/26/2013 10:52 AM
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No that was transformers...
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What was transformers?
Shelgeyr (OP)

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03/26/2013 08:07 PM

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No that was transformers...
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What was transformers?
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Yeah - same question. Transformers - what?
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Shelgeyr (OP)

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About time to roll up the sleeves and:

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