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Ayatollah Khomeini's cellphone text message threat to USA - CIA experts triumph again!

 
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Ayatollah Khomeini's cellphone text message threat to USA - CIA experts triumph again!
Central Intelligence Agency codebreakers based at CIA headquarters, Baghdad, have received a chilling cellphone text message from the free world's most wanted terrorist, EVIL IRANIAN and top scary bearded dude, Ayatollah Khomeini.

In his message, the EVIL IRANIAN um, priest or whatever he is, sends this cryptic warning to the West:

'You're all screwed, because the glorious Iranian military have invented a new superweapon - the intercontinental Blackboard Eraser!

We, the evil people of Iran, have the right to develop our own superweapons & will not hesitate to use them against our infidel enemies! Have a nice day!'

The EVIL IRANIAN text message has been confirmed by our decent, honest, God-fearing experts as genuine, despite the fact that Ayatollah Khomeini died in 1989, and didn't have a cellphone.

Meanwhile in other news, President Bush today presented the Boo! Scared Ya! Act to the Senate, and declared martial law on Patrick Fitzgerald.
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Ex-cellent.
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You can have text-sex for only 99 cents a minute!
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We must be eternally vigalent to thwart the evil machinations of the zombie Ayatollah cabal!
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I though Ayatollah Khomeini was dead years ago......before text messaging!
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SuperCowboy Bush will save the Day!

Hopefully, SuperBush's dreaded Krypton- the energy sapping book "My Pet Goat"- will not be anywhere nearby when Brave Dubya is next called on to be the American SuperHero.
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Re: Ayatollah Khomeini's cellphone text message threat to USA - CIA experts triumph again!
In next month's episode of 'Scare the people, grab the oil': 'Smoke signals from Hitler warn of impending wasp attack on US (he hates us because of our freedom)'

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