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HELP! I want to summon a demon

 
ExTraDimensionaL777

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Re: HELP! I want to summon a demon
I've done some reading on-line for the rituals and stuff, and I've decided that I want to summon Oeillet and demand a pact that makes me rich and politically connected.

Any advice on how to best protect myself and bind the demon so strongly that it can't back out of the deal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26844901


ahahahah do it fast, cuz politricks & money are OUT by 21.12.12

And if you are fo'real - then you are about to EXPERIENCE HELL

If you are fo'real - that makes you an example of human traitor at ITS ''FINEST'' ..

Because the likes of you, there's so much suferring, but its only temporary now..
 Quoting: ExTraDimensionaL777


Lets not be so quick to judge friend.

We allhave Skeletons hanging in our Closets. Do we not?

And if he is "fo'real" or not- Traitor is an awful strong word when there is a lack of understanding on his part (as there obviously is-)

Suffering has many, many causes and many , many effects as well...
 Quoting: Goodmen 16778386


In fact its pretty simple, tho you are right about judging, I am having difficulties ignoring such filth

Suffering HAS ONE CAUSE - HUMAN GREEED


Like OP is ..

Like all the politricks filth&scam are..

See, cant be more simple, because the things OP said, 90% of the pioliticians ALREADY DID.. and even more..

So its not so complex and not so ''many reasons'' as we can see..

And yes - THEY ARE TRAITORS ..

And yes - Its not me who judges, Im just giving the news..

JUDGMENT is done by EVERY ONE'S SOUL - FOR HIMSELF, but there you cannot LIE TO YOURSELF !

So, Im not worried, Im just disgusted of those walkin' in bodies calling themselvs HUMAN ...

Soon all this is gonna change EVERYWHERE, not only in particular places..

Stay positive about it, and dont call demons lol

And I can swear Ive no skeletons in any closets Goofy Thum

peace exist hf

Last Edited by ExTraDimensionaL777 on 11/02/2012 10:26 AM
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t​he Prophets !!! ------------------------------------"..artificial physical material posessions posses you-------------------------------------------------------​-C.ONSTANT
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PROOF -> 'CAN YOU CATCH iT???' --------------------------------------GOD BLESS YOU " [link to www.youtube.com] ----------------------------

remembah: FEAR iS THA MiND-KiLLAH [link to www.youtube.com]

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CONTROL YOUR OWN THOUGHT PATTERNS ! Do NOT allow to be controlled ! --------------------
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: HELP! I want to summon a demon
Careful what you ask for OP.

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-Right on que.
 Quoting: Goodmen 16778386


What is this? It looks interesting.

James: I don't think it works like that. Rich and powerful can fall, too, if you make the right kind of a deal...
ExTraDimensionaL777

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11/02/2012 10:31 AM
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Re: HELP! I want to summon a demon
If you are fo'real - that makes you an example of human traitor at ITS ''FINEST'' .. Because the likes of you, there's so much suferring, but its only temporary now..
 Quoting: ExTraDimensionaL777

LOL! Traitor to the human race? How exactly would I betray the human race by getting rich and powerful? Give me a break. Everybody wants to get rich and powerful - denying it is self-deception.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26844901


ahahahah, the thing is that instead of preparing for EVOLUTION

You dwell where you did for the past 6000 YEARS
!!

That's why you are traitor..

And many others, but you really did post a filth thread ;/

And yes, I do not deny I could use some money - BUT WONT GIVE MY SOUL FOR THIS, FOR NOTHING & NEVER !!

That's the difference between REAL humans and de-evolved sheeple .. ( Im even offending the beautiful sheeps calling you like that )

Because Im sure you dont wanna be rich to help others, as a matter of fact I would help, if I was rich.. and even tho I am not - I STILL SHARE WHAT I HAVE, instead of going alone calling demons so to have MORE & MORE AND MUCH MORE AND MORE ..

Have you ever heard the word ''enough '' ..

Now try go and be on the place of a human living @ NYC right about now..

And now tell me THAT YOUR LIFE IS BAD RIGHT NOW !!

is it ? compare...

little common sense, some compassion, a bit logic and enormous amounts of LOVE can make miracles.. happyheart

I wish you the best tho..

Hope you and the likes wake up .. asap..

peace hf
These dayz through THA REAL RAP (element of hip-hop)--------------------------------------EACH ONE TEACH ONE----------------------------------------P.OSiTiVE
-> (THERE iS NO REAL RAP ON TV or RADiOs) <- ----------------------------------------------------NO JUSTICE----------------------------------------------E​.NERGY
is the only way youths listen to--------------------------------------------------------​------------------------JUST US---------------------------------------A.CTiVATES
t​he Prophets !!! ------------------------------------"..artificial physical material posessions posses you-------------------------------------------------------​-C.ONSTANT
----------------------------------------------------------​-------------------you are your own self rescue-----------------------------------------------------​-------E.LEVATiON
PROOF -> 'CAN YOU CATCH iT???' --------------------------------------GOD BLESS YOU " [link to www.youtube.com] ----------------------------

remembah: FEAR iS THA MiND-KiLLAH [link to www.youtube.com]

separation is the ego's greatest politRick-------------------------------------------------​----------------------------------------
[link to www.youtube.com]

CONTROL YOUR OWN THOUGHT PATTERNS ! Do NOT allow to be controlled ! --------------------
-------------------------------------​-------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- SELF-DESTRUCTION IS THA POWA
LiGHT = iNFORMATiON ;D ----------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------​--- WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE FUNCTION IS !!!!
------------------------------------------------------​-------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- [link to www.youtube.com]
peace2daUNIVERSE------------------- There's NO MYSTERiES, ONLY KNOWLEDGE & iGNORANCE ----------------- SAD TO SEE MEDICINE DIVORCE MORALITY... ;/
Muffinheadicus
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11/02/2012 10:32 AM
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Re: HELP! I want to summon a demon
They do NOT already have you.
Op, Goodmen gave you the best advice in this thread.
Do not follow this course of action.
It will end in your death. You will lose.

Why dont you go in the 'other' direction and ask God to help you?
Pray about your situation.

Be a winner Op.
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11/02/2012 10:33 AM
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By the way OP this is not how it works.

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11/02/2012 10:34 AM
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Let's assume that demons are real and you could actually make deals with them.

You want to get rich? Wouldn't the already rich have such deals with demons? You wouldn't get their money.

You want to get powerful? Wouldn't the politicians have already solidified their grip on power by dealing with demons? You wouldn't get their power.

If demons exist, the rich and powerful have beat you to it and you'll be left with bread crumbs.

Anyway, as someone already said, demons don't exist anymore than gods or devils. Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't waste my time and effort on nonsense like this.
 Quoting: JamesOblivion


Many of the Rich probably have made such deals or come from Family lines which have in the past-

Politicians? Maybe not so much (some I am sure- But generally Politicians are hangers on and wannnabes who do the bidding of the rich and act as a 'front')

-Demons IMHO do NOT exist in the way they are expressed by Christianity. They are not personified, no horns, goat feet, Baphomet heads.

Simply put, my understanding is that are essentially very negative energies with Intellect and a 'will' of their own. They are not 'physical' nor do they live in Hell.

-Demon is the Christian name for an Alien Intellect (not necessarily UFO 'alien') which seethes negativity.They are very much a part of the system of Universal law and a very important part.

-The Book which was linked (assuming its a real copy) and others of its Ilk is the collective knowledge of using energy to contact these beings.

Belief or not is of little importance's in the scope of thing. I cannot see Atoms and yet they are very real and also Governed by Universal laws. Using an electron microscope I can see a whole World which is invisible to my eye-

-Oh well... Philosophy and Religion aside, there are things of darkness (to our understanding) and they are real... OR I could be completely mistaken. Choose your reality I suppose.
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11/02/2012 10:45 AM
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Re: HELP! I want to summon a demon
Demons are artificial intelligence... 'programs' metaphysically formed to lead spirit (conscious humans, if you prefer) into lower densities or modes of experience. Nothing is inherently evil, mind you... but know the minor programs always serve the Master program (symbolically referred to as Satan.) That means, the small programs seek to drag the collective consciousness (not just you) into the lower modes of experience (increasing separation from others and greed, sadism, destruction, etc.)

If you having a life of luxury serves the goal of the Master program, the demons will be happy to oblige (though looking at the world stage I'm certain those spots have been filled, and that ship has sailed.) However, once you are no longer a valuable asset the demons no longer have an interest in the illusion of serving you... again, they are programs that work for a Master program. So there you are... nothing to leverage against a program (rooted in your mind, like a virus) that lures spirit into lower, less pleasant modes of reality by design (and no... death isn't the end, fella.) If the finite moments of superficial bliss are worth the horrow show, by all means proceed.
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Demons are artificial intelligence... 'programs' metaphysically formed to lead spirit (conscious humans, if you prefer) into lower densities or modes of experience. Nothing is inherently evil, mind you... but know the minor programs always serve the Master program (symbolically referred to as Satan.) That means, the small programs seek to drag the collective consciousness (not just you) into the lower modes of experience (increasing separation from others and greed, sadism, destruction, etc.)

If you having a life of luxury serves the goal of the Master program, the demons will be happy to oblige (though looking at the world stage I'm certain those spots have been filled, and that ship has sailed.) However, once you are no longer a valuable asset the demons no longer have an interest in the illusion of serving you... again, they are programs that work for a Master program. So there you are... nothing to leverage against a program (rooted in your mind, like a virus) that lures spirit into lower, less pleasant modes of reality by design (and no... death isn't the end, fella.) If the finite moments of superficial bliss are worth the horrow show, by all means proceed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25953791


Very well put.
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11/02/2012 11:10 AM
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Re: HELP! I want to summon a demon
OP, do this, summon demons, and you don't repent, and accept Jesus.

Will be a ticket straight to an eternity in hell.
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11/02/2012 11:13 AM
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Here I did it for you.........ogrrr
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There are rules neither they or you can break..!

Regards
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They don't exist. Don't waste your time.
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Are you 100% sure?
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Yes. I've never seen anything to suggest otherwise.
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Well then let me introduce you to my ex wife angryface
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You need a real piece of shit demon to get the job done. Call this number- 0100 3335 1221 and ask for Billy Graham :-)
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11/02/2012 12:28 PM
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I summoned a demon once. Now all he does is sit around my house eating my chips and drinking my beer. That bastard.
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Re: HELP! I want to summon a demon
Are you that stupid!!!

Bad things will happen to you if you do this, the Devil always collects his toll.

then after they toy with you like a cat toys with a mouse they will drag you off to hell with them.

The bible forbid this because they (the devil) hates you to the core.

don't do it.

Jesus is the only way. Read 1 john 10:10
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Let's assume that demons are real and you could actually make deals with them.

You want to get rich? Wouldn't the already rich have such deals with demons? You wouldn't get their money.

You want to get powerful? Wouldn't the politicians have already solidified their grip on power by dealing with demons? You wouldn't get their power.

If demons exist, the rich and powerful have beat you to it and you'll be left with bread crumbs.

Anyway, as someone already said, demons don't exist anymore than gods or devils. Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't waste my time and effort on nonsense like this.
 Quoting: JamesOblivion


Many of the Rich probably have made such deals or come from Family lines which have in the past-

Politicians? Maybe not so much (some I am sure- But generally Politicians are hangers on and wannnabes who do the bidding of the rich and act as a 'front')

-Demons IMHO do NOT exist in the way they are expressed by Christianity. They are not personified, no horns, goat feet, Baphomet heads.

Simply put, my understanding is that are essentially very negative energies with Intellect and a 'will' of their own. They are not 'physical' nor do they live in Hell.

-Demon is the Christian name for an Alien Intellect (not necessarily UFO 'alien') which seethes negativity.They are very much a part of the system of Universal law and a very important part.

-The Book which was linked (assuming its a real copy) and others of its Ilk is the collective knowledge of using energy to contact these beings.

Belief or not is of little importance's in the scope of thing. I cannot see Atoms and yet they are very real and also Governed by Universal laws. Using an electron microscope I can see a whole World which is invisible to my eye-

-Oh well... Philosophy and Religion aside, there are things of darkness (to our understanding) and they are real... OR I could be completely mistaken. Choose your reality I suppose.
 Quoting: Goodmen 16778386


I appreciate - although don't entirely agree with - your electron microscope analogy as I observe individual atoms and nanoscale clusters for a living. Once we can observe demons, angels, devils and gods, I will be glad to assign them into the same category as the Universe that we can observe with an electron microscope.

Anyway, you are the first truly interesting personality I've met on GLP. Even if, as you claim, 99% of your posts are trolls, you are clearly intelligent, organized and learned individual, but choose not to make a vulgar show of it - at least in this thread. I get a distinct scholarly vibe from you. I like it.

Last Edited by JamesOblivion on 11/02/2012 12:39 PM
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Re: HELP! I want to summon a demon
They don't exist. Don't waste your time.
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Are you 100% sure?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19692452


Yes. I've never seen anything to suggest otherwise.
 Quoting: -GooGooFlexy-


Well then let me introduce you to my ex wife angryface
 Quoting: BULLY! BULLY!


panic
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They don't exist. Don't waste your time.
 Quoting: -GooGooFlexy-


Are you 100% sure?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19692452


Yes. I've never seen anything to suggest otherwise.
 Quoting: -GooGooFlexy-


They exist .
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What ever you do must be paid back threefold. For you to kill someone, the same will happen back to you, only the equivalent of three times.

You're dabbling in soul corrupting material. I was warned when I even began reading about this stuff, let alone was I not going to practice it. I was told to read it 'objectively' and keep in mind that this is what witches and wizards think is true... Once you become less distant from it, you will cease to be a human, and will roam within a world of demons.
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just dont laugh at the demon or elts

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How can you say there is no afterlife but desire to summon demons? Makes no sense.
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1) you should not play with demons. Try speaking with god instead. Some have cast 'white' magic money spells that work.


2) Lets discuss your Greed.

Wealth (any amount) will not cure greed, it will cause more greed and suffering.

The way for you to find peace and end your suffering is to end your wants.

You don't actually need anything except to exist in the moment.

Again - greedy people who get money increase their wants and greed and increase their suffering.

3) Instead of wanting wealth, go for happiness.
**I'm all out of bubblegum
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Re: HELP! I want to summon a demon
I've done some reading on-line for the rituals and stuff, and I've decided that I want to summon Oeillet and demand a pact that makes me rich and politically connected.

Any advice on how to best protect myself and bind the demon so strongly that it can't back out of the deal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26844901


loser
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11/03/2012 12:58 AM
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dont bother.

they will not grant you your request.
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Re: HELP! I want to summon a demon
Ok,you've done it.What the fuck do you want?
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Op you're an idiot a demon is an egyptian god, the truth has been twisted it's not what you think. If you try doing that kind of magic (binding their will to yours) you will be in trouble since they are annunaki, some humans have the dna inside too. They are returning because they were imprisoned, and they could potentially be our future selves. I'm baked btw.

bonghit

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Here I did it for you.........ogrrr
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I love you for making me laugh really hard .
Thank you.

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Try Romney ! lol
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OP what's your greatest fear in life? I know it isn't not having money and political power.
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Re: HELP! I want to summon a demon
Let's assume that demons are real and you could actually make deals with them.

You want to get rich? Wouldn't the already rich have such deals with demons? You wouldn't get their money.

You want to get powerful? Wouldn't the politicians have already solidified their grip on power by dealing with demons? You wouldn't get their power.

If demons exist, the rich and powerful have beat you to it and you'll be left with bread crumbs.

Anyway, as someone already said, demons don't exist anymore than gods or devils. Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't waste my time and effort on nonsense like this.
 Quoting: JamesOblivion


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