"Let's Win This M'Fer!!" White House Official Statement!
|1||At least the Dallas shooter was curtious and used his hazard lights...fer the lulz||07/08/16|
|2||BillyBob her with ma new ceremonial Cadillac fer wen one a ma tortuses dies. I dont say nuthin fancy, just put em in back for a farewell cruise||03/27/15|
|3||BillyBob her wif a qistin fer y'all bout wha happin at las sundays family bbq||01/13/15|
|4||BillyBob wif sum advise fer Richard Rawlings running in top fuel dragster. 260 mph... put dat slug on da truck an jus fer git it crying out loud||01/20/15|
|5||IMA GLIPtard an Ima run fer office next election, need gliptard advice||11/05/14|