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How can I tell the source of porn I found in husband's stash.

 
ANHEDONIC

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be glad for the porn.
it keeps him keeps him off
the street, and out of
someone's bed.
 Quoting: xxx 1391487


you fool, it is the same thing! all sin originates in the mind.

"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.' But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."
Mathew 5:29
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26874827


i'm not the one who's been fooled.

your faux spiritual guide is the
shadow land of fear.
fear of nature and your own self.

keep thy shades to thyself.

impose not your fear on the rest
of the world.

your self righteousness reeks foul.
best go clean your closet of
skeletons and cobwebs.

life is for living, embrace the joy.
love shall prevail
 Quoting: xxx 1391487


yes sure, be happy and ignorant until the great day of wrath comes upon you like a thief. Ignorance is bliss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26874827


The user you quoted sounds more prepared than you are. wink

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11/03/2012 10:20 PM

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After reading this thread, how manly men and their throbbing members (who are utterly insatiable) and fervent daily lusting needs, well, I just have one comment.

How have men accomplished anything at all?


My guess is that their mind is elsewhere when they are "working".


oh, and, what did men do before there was photography?
Did they just use their imagination?
 Quoting: Hellena Handbasket


Well considering that men have invented or built over 95% of things in existence I'd say we get by just fine.

The problem isn't with porn. It's about control. Women use sex to get what they want. They want to be the only sexual release for their husbands/GF. When they are mad at you they cut off sex as a punishment. If a guy jacks off it takes away that weapon and control that women desperate want over their partner.

And men have always jacked off. It's just easier with porn b/c you have something to watch and hear. Without porn we just jacked off to women we normally have a crush on. Like maybe our hot wives friend. If you ask me it's better to look at porn. It means nothing to a man. It's just a sexual release. Nothing more. But for women it's about control.
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“Islam makes it incumbent on all adult males, provided they are not disabled and incapacitated, to prepare themselves for the conquest of [other] countries so that the writ of Islam is obeyed in every country in the world. But those who study Islamic Holy War will understand why Islam wants to conquer the whole world…. Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those [who say this] are witless. Islam says: Kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers]? Islam says: Kill them [the non-Muslims], put them to the sword and scatter [their armies]. Does this mean sitting back until [non-Muslims] overcome us? Islam says: Kill in the service of Allah those who may want to kill you! Does this mean that we should surrender to the enemy? Islam says: Whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for Holy Warriors! There are hundreds of other [Koranic] verses and Hadiths [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight. Does all that mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war? I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim.”
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LOL, these types of threads are so hilarious because it's like OP cliffside loads a car with priceless, delicate treasures... chucks a brick on the accelerator and then watches the magic unfold. I meeean...

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11/03/2012 10:25 PM
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Shitty that he lied. Forgive him and watch them with him. Do what he likes to see and fantasizes. IT'S YOUR HUSBAND. Hypocrite..
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11/03/2012 10:27 PM
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maybe he had a hidden camera...
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11/03/2012 10:29 PM

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Here's a question for the ladies. Should your BF or Husband ban you from masturbating or using a vibrator/dildo?

I think not. Then how can you ask him to give up porn?
Ayatollah Khomeini:
“Islam makes it incumbent on all adult males, provided they are not disabled and incapacitated, to prepare themselves for the conquest of [other] countries so that the writ of Islam is obeyed in every country in the world. But those who study Islamic Holy War will understand why Islam wants to conquer the whole world…. Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those [who say this] are witless. Islam says: Kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers]? Islam says: Kill them [the non-Muslims], put them to the sword and scatter [their armies]. Does this mean sitting back until [non-Muslims] overcome us? Islam says: Kill in the service of Allah those who may want to kill you! Does this mean that we should surrender to the enemy? Islam says: Whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for Holy Warriors! There are hundreds of other [Koranic] verses and Hadiths [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight. Does all that mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war? I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim.”
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11/03/2012 10:34 PM

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Here's a question for the ladies. Should your BF or Husband ban you from masturbating or using a vibrator/dildo?

I think not. Then how can you ask him to give up porn?
 Quoting: l3ol3o


Add the hand-held oscillating shower head to your ban list.

charlie

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Here's a question for the ladies. Should your BF or Husband ban you from masturbating or using a vibrator/dildo?

I think not. Then how can you ask him to give up porn?
 Quoting: l3ol3o


Add the hand-held oscillating shower head to your ban list.

charlie
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


How could I forget! We would be misogynist's who don't respect women's sexual liberation I'm sure. But God forbid a guy beats off! "Time to go to GLP to get evidence to try to burn his ass! How dare he pleasure himself with my say! I control his cock! Not him!"
Ayatollah Khomeini:
“Islam makes it incumbent on all adult males, provided they are not disabled and incapacitated, to prepare themselves for the conquest of [other] countries so that the writ of Islam is obeyed in every country in the world. But those who study Islamic Holy War will understand why Islam wants to conquer the whole world…. Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those [who say this] are witless. Islam says: Kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers]? Islam says: Kill them [the non-Muslims], put them to the sword and scatter [their armies]. Does this mean sitting back until [non-Muslims] overcome us? Islam says: Kill in the service of Allah those who may want to kill you! Does this mean that we should surrender to the enemy? Islam says: Whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for Holy Warriors! There are hundreds of other [Koranic] verses and Hadiths [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight. Does all that mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war? I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim.”
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Only people with severe appearance deficits have issues with pornography. Seriously...it's a jelly thing.
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11/03/2012 10:46 PM
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Who wouldnt prefer to live out the real thing instead? Honestly.. admit you cant attract the women or maybe were getting too old and ugly

Anyways, Ill take the real deal rather than settle watching others get it on..
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One of the folders says ''teen girls.''

I am livid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13376778


I was about to suggest that you may consider watching porn together with your hubby but when I read that he is watching "teen girls" I was livid as well. It could mean 13-14 years old or even younger and it would be under child pornography code. He may find himself in a big trouble. There are special police agents who are checking those sides non-stop and they may track him. While it's normal for a man to watch porn, it's not normal for a grown up man to watch teen or child porn. It's a crime! Besides facing charges of accessing child pornography they may also charge him with possession of it.
 Quoting: Kinga


Or it could mean 18 or 19 which I am sure it does. FFS! putin
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LOL. I wouldn't be so sure. As a matter of fact, I suspect that OP is not telling us the whole story. Why would any woman panick so much finding that her husband is watching porno? Hmmm....
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11/04/2012 01:10 AM
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Universal solution: Start watching porn with your husband. You will learn something!
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11/04/2012 01:14 AM
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How can I tell the source of insecurity I found in wife's life.



there
fixed it for you
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Re: How can I tell the source of porn I found in husband's stash.
One of the folders says ''teen girls.''

I am livid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13376778


I was about to suggest that you may consider watching porn together with your hubby but when I read that he is watching "teen girls" I was livid as well. It could mean 13-14 years old or even younger and it would be under child pornography code. He may find himself in a big trouble. There are special police agents who are checking those sides non-stop and they may track him. While it's normal for a man to watch porn, it's not normal for a grown up man to watch teen or child porn. It's a crime! Besides facing charges of accessing child pornography they may also charge him with possession of it.
 Quoting: Kinga


Or it could mean 18 or 19 which I am sure it does. FFS! putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26912580


LOL. I wouldn't be so sure. As a matter of fact, I suspect that OP is not telling us the whole story. Why would any woman panick so much finding that her husband is watching porno? Hmmm....
 Quoting: Kinga
If I caught my husband with porn I'd laugh at him. Awwww, you big stud. She wants you soooo bad, doesn't she? Did you give it to her REAL good? LMAO Maybe he'd realize how pathetic it is.
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not a big deal
lot of married couples keep stash of prOn
just to get them going
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11/04/2012 01:55 AM
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not a big deal
lot of married couples keep stash of prOn
just to get them going
1dunno1
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To get them going? That's sad... :(
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If you have found questionable porn on your husband's computer them I am sure these guys will be more than happy to help you decide if it is illegal or not:

[link to www.justice.gov]

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One of the folders says ''teen girls.''

I am livid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13376778


that's what we all look at.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1006274


Why?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26904478


They are the freshest looking and at the prime of their lives from 18-20. At least, the prime of their porn careers.
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Bear gay porn wouldn't exist if it was that reasoning.
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11/04/2012 06:45 AM
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OP is an idiot for believing virus excuse
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11/04/2012 06:54 AM
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be glad for the porn.
it keeps him keeps him off
the street, and out of
someone's bed.
 Quoting: xxx 1391487


you fool, it is the same thing! all sin originates in the mind.

"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.' But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."
Mathew 5:29
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Blah, blah,blah ,dontcha just love these religous freeks ,Look my ten cents worth is this, as long as he aint starring in them your ok ,every guy looks at porn ,as long as they aint illegal porn (you know the type) ,then don't panic if he treats you right and everything else is ok why stoke the fire by causing friction, take his mind off them by going out ,wear him out a bit .5a
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dontcha love these godless freeky savages? at least Christians behave like civilized people.
you're not just an ennemy of God but also of the police and the law.
common sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26874827


Watching a bit of porn makes you an enemy of god hahaha, such tripe, most things on tv have adults having sex wether its james bond or tv series now would you class them as porn after all sex is involved ,even the bible has sex in it now would that be porno .
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Its better that he looks at porn than cheat on you...unless, the porn itself is disturbing. (Bestality, or Children.) If so, turn him into the police.

Otherwise, if its the "run of the mill," sort of thing...do something better with your time and mind the business in which is RIGHTFULLY yours. You have ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT involving yourself in the affairs that he chooses to have to himself. Not only is it disturbing that YOU FEEL YOU HAVE THE RIGHT, but, it shows that you have CONTROL ISSUES of which could be quite DANGEROUS.

You'd better lay off of that...because, FREE-WILL is a Universal constant in which NO ONE has the right to infringe and YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

P.S. - I'm not joking.

 Quoting: Serenity777


Fuck you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13376778


Serenity is totally right. That is your husbands private stuff. You have no right to snoop around his private things.
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The virus explanation is probably made up. He is probably looking at porn and is ashamed/embarassed you caught him. My advice is to not blow up on him about it, but to talk it through with him and find out why he feels he needs it.
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Why he feels he needs it? Last time I was told what I can and can't do was when I lived under my parent's roof...22 years ago!
You fucking people are insane!
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11/04/2012 07:49 AM
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Losers that had no clue how to snag a hottie will never let go their fantasy, they will watch porn and fantasize "what if" until they die. Sux to be them. But its true.
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It sounds like you're projecting.
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Honey...you NEED to believe me when I tell you your husband IS a lying dog.... YOU DO NOT GET 7 FOLDERS OF PORNO FROM A VIRUS!!... He rhinks you are so dumb that you will not know that THERE IS NO VIRUS!! Want further verification... call your local pc repair service and ask them..then confront your husband and ASK HIM HOW MANY AFFAIRS HE HAS HAD SINCE YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED! If he says "none" ....pack his clothes up for him and send his sorry butt to the nearest hotel. You can install a program on you're computer that is hidden and will tell you EVERYTHING he does online. Check your history on the pc and see where he has been surfing...if the history is deleted after he has been online you have all you need to know!!
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Ha ha I bet you are also in a wonderfully sexual, open relationship as well ha ha
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11/04/2012 08:31 AM
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Porn is addictive - and the reason is that it satisfies our need for variety. Ergo the multiple files. Your issue is with the legality of porn - it's detrimental to men and women (as we can see here). It not only dehumanizes women but it gives men unrealistic expectations and desires. Take it up with you local officials (good luck since its a multi-billion dollar industry).

As far as this investigation - let it go or get a divorce. You want to ruin your marriage over some porn? Go ahead. Marriage is a shitty institution of control anyway. Otherwise what do you care where he got the porn from? Typical woman bullshit. Yours is primarily an emotional response as there is nothing to gain in your investigation.
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All the advice in this post is from a fascist and better not to be adhered to.
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Losers that had no clue how to snag a hottie will never let go their fantasy, they will watch porn and fantasize "what if" until they die. Sux to be them. But its true.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


It sounds like you're projecting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23049864


Everyone is projecting on this post, obviously.
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11/04/2012 08:48 AM
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I'm agree with MO, the OP,if is a real woman exit this thread since the first page...the rest of the comments...irrelevant
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Its better that he looks at porn than cheat on you...unless, the porn itself is disturbing. (Bestality, or Children.) If so, turn him into the police.

Otherwise, if its the "run of the mill," sort of thing...do something better with your time and mind the business in which is RIGHTFULLY yours. You have ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT involving yourself in the affairs that he chooses to have to himself. Not only is it disturbing that YOU FEEL YOU HAVE THE RIGHT, but, it shows that you have CONTROL ISSUES of which could be quite DANGEROUS.

You'd better lay off of that...because, FREE-WILL is a Universal constant in which NO ONE has the right to infringe and YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

P.S. - I'm not joking.

 Quoting: Serenity777


Fuck you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13376778


That would make you an adulteress. Worse than your hubby looking at porn.

LOL
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Shitty that he lied. Forgive him and watch them with him. Do what he likes to see and fantasizes. IT'S YOUR HUSBAND. Hypocrite..
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 Quoting: BackBoneOfNight 16293578


So, she forgives him and now insists that he has to view all porn with her in the room? Isn't that still controlling? Where is his privacy? She gonna insist that she be in the bathroom next time he takes a nice gratifying dump too just to make sure he doesn't enjoy that more then when he is bonking her?
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I think the OP is some bored 40 something white bread canuk that is trolling for porno responces, sitting in his dirty tighty whiteys, in his Mothers basement, in between whack sessions.

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