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How can I tell the source of porn I found in husband's stash.

 
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the real truth is that if it wasnt for the natural urge to occasionally dunk mr winkey, there would be absolutely nothing to deal with women about, and men would rather hunt and dispatch women simply for the sport and the satisfaction of preventing annoying whining, complaining, demanding and immature manipulative chatter.

Be glad someone is willing to trade their fortunes and their willie for your private places, it's the only thing that keeps you safe or from herding your cats.
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hey, if they're willing to deal with a REAL pussy and the woman attached to it, I say more power to them!
It's not MEN I have a problem with. It's little boys who make excuses for themselves and their uncontrollable pee pees.
And if it wasnt for women who were willing to go thru the agony of childbirth YOU wouldnt be here either.
The least you could do is save your desire for her alone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


You really need to make your own arrangement with your own mate honestlty and leave others alone when you dont know anything about them. Seems witches need to proclaim themselves as being in charge about everything. You, I'd drop like a hot rock, for your not likely to be limited by your partners needs or honest opinions.
Your premises are of course, wrong. I claim when you jam anything up your pipes your cheating on your partner, so when are you gonna stop?
So stop it, stop cheating on your mate by filling your vag with foreign substances, since everything you are on about is about anatomy and your misconceptions of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


Well...then men need to stop looking at porn so much that they train themselves to cum in under 5 minutes. Women take longer than that sometimes. When you guys stop, we'll stop. Indeed, we wouldnt need it at all and everyone would be happier!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


See you just proved a point with that post. You expect it FIRST which leads me to believe you feel you are entitled to men bending to your wishes. See? That's a problem.
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yes...go to shrink 4 men so you can feel better about the fact that you cant please your wives.
You all dont get laid more because you're not willing to do what you need to do to make a woman satisfied.
Go look at fake pictures of fake women to satisfy your egos lol.
Waaah! I really AM a good lover! Jenna Jameson tells me so!

REAL MEN PLEASE REAL WOMEN and everyone is better off for it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


Your thoughtless post speaks a lot about your intelligence. I get laid whenever I want you know why? Because my wife understands that I provide for her she provides for me. My wife is not some stuck up, unintelligent, broken sad excuse for a human being most of you wonderful ladies have let society manipulate you into. You can step off your pedestal now, thanks.

If you think we're better off doing exactly as you say it just proves how stupid you really are. You are so blind that you condemn without understanding. You cannot even formulate an idea on your own, you sponge off whatever television and Redbook tell you too. You are selfish, ignorant and probably some ugly bitch who is a few pegs too high.

If you had the chance would you go live in an all women society completely devoid of anything MAN has made? No A/C, no TV, no Redbook, no Cosmo, no computer, no cell phones, no make-up (well actually, I don't know about that one, it would make sense for a woman to invent shit to slather on your face for a day and wash it off while making it 50$.) You get my drift, wench?




5a
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lmao...and YOUR ad hominen attacks just prove how weak your argument is.

Keep making excuses for yourself and your lack of control over your penis.

I'll be over here...laughing at your patheticness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


You lack of any kind of rational argument to prove my points wrong, or any kind of rational answer to my question shows you have absolutely nothing to stand on. Please, i'm asking for a debate, not you to point your finger and say "ha-ha". Alas, what can I expect from you. Please explain to me how anything I said is an excuse for my actions, which I described none. Explain how those things I pointed out were indeed false, and provide me with an answer to my question.

I might take anything you say seriously then.
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umm...you made a point? Other than calling me a wench, saying I read redbook and cosmo (I dont)and watch TV (I dont have cable)?
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Why is porn the domain of men ? What does it say when women enjoy it as well ? my friend and myself for instance. I cant speak for her as someone else pointed out, but I LOVE hentai flash games and I like watching porn myself so , what does that say about me?
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Sorry your wrong in 32,000 BC man drew his first set of titties on a cave wall in 2,500 BC Geishas girls same as modern day strippers in 1100 BC in Greece a statue of 2 gay men having sex was made, in 100 BC Kama Sutra starting and the first actual naked picture was taken and sold in 1837. porn has been around just as long as man.
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I though the earth was like MILLIONS of years old?
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It has but like 65,000,000 million years of that was dinos and whatever else was here, but 32,000 BC was pretty long time ago and they had cave porn pics of naked women on them.
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So.... cave porn was before man - is that what you're saying?
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did you really just ask that, ok little history lesson in 32,000 BC there was man on earth and they lived in caves and they carved pictures on the walls, and they were of naked women.
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Men were cursed with "instant gratification". Women were blessed with "patience".

Wait long enough OP Tweedledum will have a stroke or something and you'll be expected to take care of his bunkass. Bank all of his indiscretions and take full advantage. Especially if he can't talk. scheming Men you better be nice to your women.
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What if its the other way around? what if its the female with the porn and the husband wont put out ?
 Quoting: Corizon


thats kinda unlikely to happen since women have more powerful minds and can conjure up anything we wish with it.
If it did happen, I'd say that woman lacks imagination.
Its men that need to be force fed a reality that doesnt really exist simply to "relieve" their biological urges.

They COULD save up that energy for their wives, but they're lazy and want everything given to them on a silver platter.
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interesting reply, IM female too, so is the friend im asking about, I saw this thread and I thought of what she is going through, and figured Id ask yall :) She is clean, cute and available to her husband , but pretty much ignored
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Tell your frined to go buy a book entitled Intimacy and Desire by Doctor David Schnarch. It addresses the problems from a new and open minded point of view, centralized on the idea that when in a relationship we forget ourselves. Also the idea that in any decision sex, bills, holidays, there is a partner who controls the situation and outcome, whom is actually the lesser interested individual. Moral, read the book as it helps couples to look at the root and cause of problems, not just the symptoms (as modern medicine and counseling thinks its the way to go for some reason).
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You really need to make your own arrangement with your own mate honestlty and leave others alone when you dont know anything about them. Seems witches need to proclaim themselves as being in charge about everything. You, I'd drop like a hot rock, for your not likely to be limited by your partners needs or honest opinions.
Your premises are of course, wrong. I claim when you jam anything up your pipes your cheating on your partner, so when are you gonna stop?
So stop it, stop cheating on your mate by filling your vag with foreign substances, since everything you are on about is about anatomy and your misconceptions of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


Well...then men need to stop looking at porn so much that they train themselves to cum in under 5 minutes. Women take longer than that sometimes. When you guys stop, we'll stop. Indeed, we wouldnt need it at all and everyone would be happier!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


just so you dont go on ad nauseum as a fool and ignorant of human physiology, a man 'lasts' much longer if there's been a recent orgasm, compared to a man that has one once a week, month or year.
Everything gets better with practice.
Everything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


Thats such bullshit lol

You've conditioned yourselves to considering sex as a means to an end.
As soon as you begin treating it as the sacred, bonding thing that it is, you'll last longer.
And again, if you were willing to put effort in you could most likely get REAL sex more often...guaranteeing your "pipes" are cleared AND you can handle the feeling of a REAL woman. NOT just your lubed up hand.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


just so it's clear, only one of us chatting is an owner-operator with decades of experience, and the other is a pretending demanding diverting harpy.
One of us is actually trained in human sexuality and physiology and the other only desires others jump to her tune.
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the real truth is that if it wasnt for the natural urge to occasionally dunk mr winkey, there would be absolutely nothing to deal with women about, and men would rather hunt and dispatch women simply for the sport and the satisfaction of preventing annoying whining, complaining, demanding and immature manipulative chatter.

Be glad someone is willing to trade their fortunes and their willie for your private places, it's the only thing that keeps you safe or from herding your cats.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


hey, if they're willing to deal with a REAL pussy and the woman attached to it, I say more power to them!
It's not MEN I have a problem with. It's little boys who make excuses for themselves and their uncontrollable pee pees.
And if it wasnt for women who were willing to go thru the agony of childbirth YOU wouldnt be here either.
The least you could do is save your desire for her alone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


You really need to make your own arrangement with your own mate honestlty and leave others alone when you dont know anything about them. Seems witches need to proclaim themselves as being in charge about everything. You, I'd drop like a hot rock, for your not likely to be limited by your partners needs or honest opinions.
Your premises are of course, wrong. I claim when you jam anything up your pipes your cheating on your partner, so when are you gonna stop?
So stop it, stop cheating on your mate by filling your vag with foreign substances, since everything you are on about is about anatomy and your misconceptions of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


Well...then men need to stop looking at porn so much that they train themselves to cum in under 5 minutes. Women take longer than that sometimes. When you guys stop, we'll stop. Indeed, we wouldnt need it at all and everyone would be happier!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


you want longer sessions, blow him first, round 2 will be at least a hour
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Its better that he looks at porn than cheat on you...unless, the porn itself is disturbing. (Bestality, or Children.) If so, turn him into the police.

Otherwise, if its the "run of the mill," sort of thing...do something better with your time and mind the business in which is RIGHTFULLY yours. You have ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT involving yourself in the affairs that he chooses to have to himself. Not only is it disturbing that YOU FEEL YOU HAVE THE RIGHT, but, it shows that you have CONTROL ISSUES of which could be quite DANGEROUS.

You'd better lay off of that...because, FREE-WILL is a Universal constant in which NO ONE has the right to infringe and YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

P.S. - I'm not joking.

 Quoting: Serenity777


With this in mind OP, you have the right to address behaviours, of people in your home, that you find repulsive or disturbing. Not 'fly off the handle freak out or make demands', but addressing in a normal grown up way the same as if he left the empty milk carton in the fridge.

If you don't like the results, you have the right to choose to leave him.

Respect his choices by simply making your own. No drama. No guilt. No knock down drag out fights.

In the event he wants to respect your wishes and desires for no porn, he can choose to be with you and you can choose if you will allow him to.
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hey, if they're willing to deal with a REAL pussy and the woman attached to it, I say more power to them!
It's not MEN I have a problem with. It's little boys who make excuses for themselves and their uncontrollable pee pees.
And if it wasnt for women who were willing to go thru the agony of childbirth YOU wouldnt be here either.
The least you could do is save your desire for her alone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


You really need to make your own arrangement with your own mate honestlty and leave others alone when you dont know anything about them. Seems witches need to proclaim themselves as being in charge about everything. You, I'd drop like a hot rock, for your not likely to be limited by your partners needs or honest opinions.
Your premises are of course, wrong. I claim when you jam anything up your pipes your cheating on your partner, so when are you gonna stop?
So stop it, stop cheating on your mate by filling your vag with foreign substances, since everything you are on about is about anatomy and your misconceptions of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


Well...then men need to stop looking at porn so much that they train themselves to cum in under 5 minutes. Women take longer than that sometimes. When you guys stop, we'll stop. Indeed, we wouldnt need it at all and everyone would be happier!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


See you just proved a point with that post. You expect it FIRST which leads me to believe you feel you are entitled to men bending to your wishes. See? That's a problem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19623226



Stop training yourselves to believe you need something more than your wife and stop training yourselves to cum too fast to porn.
Vibrator industry collapses. Men and women have good sex again and the world rejoices! Huzzah!
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Men were cursed with "instant gratification". Women were blessed with "patience".

Wait long enough OP Tweedledum will have a stroke or something and you'll be expected to take care of his bunkass. Bank all of his indiscretions and take full advantage. Especially if he can't talk. scheming Men you better be nice to your women.
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It goes both ways. Treat others how you want to be treated. Please dont act like woman are angels, always, all of them.
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Well...then men need to stop looking at porn so much that they train themselves to cum in under 5 minutes. Women take longer than that sometimes. When you guys stop, we'll stop. Indeed, we wouldnt need it at all and everyone would be happier!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


just so you dont go on ad nauseum as a fool and ignorant of human physiology, a man 'lasts' much longer if there's been a recent orgasm, compared to a man that has one once a week, month or year.
Everything gets better with practice.
Everything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


Thats such bullshit lol

You've conditioned yourselves to considering sex as a means to an end.
As soon as you begin treating it as the sacred, bonding thing that it is, you'll last longer.
And again, if you were willing to put effort in you could most likely get REAL sex more often...guaranteeing your "pipes" are cleared AND you can handle the feeling of a REAL woman. NOT just your lubed up hand.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


just so it's clear, only one of us chatting is an owner-operator with decades of experience, and the other is a pretending demanding diverting harpy.
One of us is actually trained in human sexuality and physiology and the other only desires others jump to her tune.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


oh and the country ham and gluten free pancakes and organic aguave syrup, and hemp milk were just a fine breakfast in bed
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I though the earth was like MILLIONS of years old?
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It has but like 65,000,000 million years of that was dinos and whatever else was here, but 32,000 BC was pretty long time ago and they had cave porn pics of naked women on them.
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So.... cave porn was before man - is that what you're saying?
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did you really just ask that, ok little history lesson in 32,000 BC there was man on earth and they lived in caves and they carved pictures on the walls, and they were of naked women.
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You mean the non alpha males drew the pictures while the Alpha Males went out to get some...
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Why not masturbate to increase your endurance and climax point? Who says some men dont use porn to bring them selves to the brink, and hold it back, practicing so they dont have to be deemed a minute man for you in bed? Think outside the box, not just to say wam bam thank you ma'am.
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Your thoughtless post speaks a lot about your intelligence. I get laid whenever I want you know why? Because my wife understands that I provide for her she provides for me. My wife is not some stuck up, unintelligent, broken sad excuse for a human being most of you wonderful ladies have let society manipulate you into. You can step off your pedestal now, thanks.

If you think we're better off doing exactly as you say it just proves how stupid you really are. You are so blind that you condemn without understanding. You cannot even formulate an idea on your own, you sponge off whatever television and Redbook tell you too. You are selfish, ignorant and probably some ugly bitch who is a few pegs too high.

If you had the chance would you go live in an all women society completely devoid of anything MAN has made? No A/C, no TV, no Redbook, no Cosmo, no computer, no cell phones, no make-up (well actually, I don't know about that one, it would make sense for a woman to invent shit to slather on your face for a day and wash it off while making it 50$.) You get my drift, wench?




5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19623226


lmao...and YOUR ad hominen attacks just prove how weak your argument is.

Keep making excuses for yourself and your lack of control over your penis.

I'll be over here...laughing at your patheticness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


You lack of any kind of rational argument to prove my points wrong, or any kind of rational answer to my question shows you have absolutely nothing to stand on. Please, i'm asking for a debate, not you to point your finger and say "ha-ha". Alas, what can I expect from you. Please explain to me how anything I said is an excuse for my actions, which I described none. Explain how those things I pointed out were indeed false, and provide me with an answer to my question.

I might take anything you say seriously then.
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umm...you made a point? Other than calling me a wench, saying I read redbook and cosmo (I dont)and watch TV (I dont have cable)?
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Okay you're not ignorant, you're just an idiot. Thanks now I can sleep tonight.
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Well...then men need to stop looking at porn so much that they train themselves to cum in under 5 minutes. Women take longer than that sometimes. When you guys stop, we'll stop. Indeed, we wouldnt need it at all and everyone would be happier!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


just so you dont go on ad nauseum as a fool and ignorant of human physiology, a man 'lasts' much longer if there's been a recent orgasm, compared to a man that has one once a week, month or year.
Everything gets better with practice.
Everything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


Thats such bullshit lol

You've conditioned yourselves to considering sex as a means to an end.
As soon as you begin treating it as the sacred, bonding thing that it is, you'll last longer.
And again, if you were willing to put effort in you could most likely get REAL sex more often...guaranteeing your "pipes" are cleared AND you can handle the feeling of a REAL woman. NOT just your lubed up hand.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


just so it's clear, only one of us chatting is an owner-operator with decades of experience, and the other is a pretending demanding diverting harpy.
One of us is actually trained in human sexuality and physiology and the other only desires others jump to her tune.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


Oooh...a muckety muck "trained in human sexuality and physiology"
I also am an owner/operator of a pussy and I know what it takes to please one. And historically speaking from my own "owner operator" experience, men who look at porn regularly cannot last long enough in bed to please a woman.
They often have NO concept of what turns us on.
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lmao...and YOUR ad hominen attacks just prove how weak your argument is.

Keep making excuses for yourself and your lack of control over your penis.

I'll be over here...laughing at your patheticness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


You lack of any kind of rational argument to prove my points wrong, or any kind of rational answer to my question shows you have absolutely nothing to stand on. Please, i'm asking for a debate, not you to point your finger and say "ha-ha". Alas, what can I expect from you. Please explain to me how anything I said is an excuse for my actions, which I described none. Explain how those things I pointed out were indeed false, and provide me with an answer to my question.

I might take anything you say seriously then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19623226


umm...you made a point? Other than calling me a wench, saying I read redbook and cosmo (I dont)and watch TV (I dont have cable)?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


Okay you're not ignorant, you're just an idiot. Thanks now I can sleep tonight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19623226


Yes...that made you feel better huh? Feels GOOD to call women names huh? Makes your dick feel like its BIGGER!!
pshhh! Make sure you clear your pipes before you fall asleep...so you dont wet your bed.
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Its better that he looks at porn than cheat on you...unless, the porn itself is disturbing. (Bestality, or Children.) If so, turn him into the police.

Otherwise, if its the "run of the mill," sort of thing...do something better with your time and mind the business in which is RIGHTFULLY yours. You have ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT involving yourself in the affairs that he chooses to have to himself. Not only is it disturbing that YOU FEEL YOU HAVE THE RIGHT, but, it shows that you have CONTROL ISSUES of which could be quite DANGEROUS.

You'd better lay off of that...because, FREE-WILL is a Universal constant in which NO ONE has the right to infringe and YOU WILL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

P.S. - I'm not joking.

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Fuck you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13376778

I guess that reply to explains exactly why your husband has sought sexual gratification from images.

I suggest you confront him directly stating you have sought expert advice from a public conspiracy / UFO / Fantasy forum and the general opinion is that you have found his stash of masturbatory material, and how utterly disgusted you are that you have married an average bloke.

He might have a few home truths for you though, like you are a controlling, unattractive frigid bitch...

Just sayin'
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A man cant cheat with porn, if he was cheating porn wouldnt be the only indication, a CD with naked pics or videos he downloaded and he just watches or whatever isnt what a man does if he isnt happy, the dumbass comment above is that of woman who dont have a clue, the reason a married man watches porn is between a man and his penis, they cant control it getting hard and its all men not just hers, and unless the prude above is with her man 24 7 i bet he has done it too. OMG what wife would report her husband for wacking off to porn, i guess a woman who doesnt think her man does it. Married men seek porn more than a single man.
 Quoting: arieshottie


Your ignorant response leads me to believe you didnt even read the post your commenting too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14873148


Ok then whatever i told like it is, and responded to what was said in the comment, i only mentioned cheating because i know that thought is in her head. What part of what i said wasnt related to what was said. i may have went alittle into detail but my point is happily married men have always had a form of porn all the way back to 32,000 BC. [link to www.holytaco.com]
 Quoting: arieshottie


What woman would report her husband for wacking off to porn? I hope one who found her husband wacking off to children, their own child, or animals would react accordingly.

I wont argue married men masturbate more than single, but I will argue it is because of what society has molded us to become. Fault is on both sides of the tracks. Marrage itself is a joke if you think about it and our modern view of how psychology and society says we are two act as humans, male and female... an exert from Sex at Dawn (of which any person reading and debating on this thread should read before they continue to sound like ignorant, sexist, egotistic individuals): "Conventional evolutionary theory assures us that all you scheming, gold-digging women reading this are evolved to tick a trustworthy yet boring guy into marrying you, only to then spray on a bunch of perfume and run down to the local singles club to try to get pregnant by some Neanderthal as soon as hubby falls asleep on the couch. How could you? But before male readers start feeling superior, remember that according to the same narrative, you evolved to woo and marry some innocent young beauty with empty promises of undying love, fake Rolex prominent on your wrist, get her pregnant ASAP, then start 'working late' with as many secretaries as you can manage." Sex at Dawn, Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jetha.

With an evolutionary theory deeming such to be true, how do you honestly think we currently view relationships, sex, and marriage in a correct light? I suggest picking up a book or two and reading about our how our ancestors viewed sex and relationships before you jump on the hate train.
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See, this thread is full of people who think wrong is right and right is wrong.
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yes...go to shrink 4 men so you can feel better about the fact that you cant please your wives.
You all dont get laid more because you're not willing to do what you need to do to make a woman satisfied.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


From your own words, just the opposite:

We (men) are not put here on earth to satisfy your needs

You still can't see the hypocrisy? Let me make it clearer:

If it's not your (women) job to please men, it's not a man's job to please women.

Stick that in your equality pipe and smoke it. :)
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Can you honestly say you'd rather look at pics than have a real pussy? The only thing I'm saying is you all would get laid more if you were willing to put more effort into it...but you're not cuz you're too spoiled at getting it quick and easy...and FAKE.
It makes you lazy lovers. Sorry if the truth offends...but it IS truth.
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masturbating feels better than the real thing with less headaches (imma guy)
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Why not masturbate to increase your endurance and climax point? Who says some men dont use porn to bring them selves to the brink, and hold it back, practicing so they dont have to be deemed a minute man for you in bed? Think outside the box, not just to say wam bam thank you ma'am.
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I'd like to make this clear...I dont think there is ANYTHING wrong with a man masturbating and the method you've advocated would be way better than treating it like a means to an end. Porn will always make you cum faster AND it will condition your mind to accept that which is NOT real.
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One of the folders says ''teen girls.''

I am livid.
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Just because it says "teen Girls" does not necessarily mean they are actually teen girls. Most porn sites advertise that way to lure people in.

If you confront your husband about this he will divorce you. Maybe not right away, but he will wait for the right moment to do so. It's called invasion.
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How can you decide how a man and wife discuss private info, its not invasion unless you act like a bitch, my husband didnt leave me because i asked him about porn, and he never will, we sometimes watch it together but he does watch it and our marriage is great, its better for the marriage for her to say something instead not isnt that part of what makes a marriage work is conversation?
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yes...go to shrink 4 men so you can feel better about the fact that you cant please your wives.
You all dont get laid more because you're not willing to do what you need to do to make a woman satisfied.
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From your own words, just the opposite:

We (men) are not put here on earth to satisfy your needs

You still can't see the hypocrisy? Let me make it clearer:

If it's not your (women) job to please men, it's not a man's job to please women.

Stick that in your equality pipe and smoke it. :)
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Can you honestly say you'd rather look at pics than have a real pussy? The only thing I'm saying is you all would get laid more if you were willing to put more effort into it...but you're not cuz you're too spoiled at getting it quick and easy...and FAKE.
It makes you lazy lovers. Sorry if the truth offends...but it IS truth.
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masturbating feels better than the real thing with less headaches (imma guy)
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Well than do your thang! :) Good for you!
If you're single I dont see anything wrong with it but dont bring that shit into a relationship UNLESS the woman is down with it. Also, just know...should you get the real thing you'll have to uncondition yourself to cumming to fast.
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Oooh...a muckety muck "trained in human sexuality and physiology"
I also am an owner/operator of a pussy and I know what it takes to please one. And historically speaking from my own "owner operator" experience, men who look at porn regularly cannot last long enough in bed to please a woman.
They often have NO concept of what turns us on.
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Maybe thats the problem. Society has successfully dumbed down a majority of the male masses with access to pornography. Made them incompetent lovers. What could you do to help reverse that instead of just saying i have a vagina and no man can satisfy it anymore because of porn?
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It has but like 65,000,000 million years of that was dinos and whatever else was here, but 32,000 BC was pretty long time ago and they had cave porn pics of naked women on them.
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So.... cave porn was before man - is that what you're saying?
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did you really just ask that, ok little history lesson in 32,000 BC there was man on earth and they lived in caves and they carved pictures on the walls, and they were of naked women.
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You mean the non alpha males drew the pictures while the Alpha Males went out to get some...
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You are such a moran and anything but an Alpha-male. You are a wanna-be who talks shit nonstop on this site and has a serious ego problem. When TSHTF, you will cower in fear from the real Alphas who would rip you limb from limb.
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Why not masturbate to increase your endurance and climax point? Who says some men dont use porn to bring them selves to the brink, and hold it back, practicing so they dont have to be deemed a minute man for you in bed? Think outside the box, not just to say wam bam thank you ma'am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14873148


I'd like to make this clear...I dont think there is ANYTHING wrong with a man masturbating and the method you've advocated would be way better than treating it like a means to an end. Porn will always make you cum faster AND it will condition your mind to accept that which is NOT real.
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Good point. It does condition your mind away from our lover, good point. Possibly masturbate to your significant other in the above mentioned method. Win win? I am jsut trying to find some positive in all this negative sex mongering :)
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Oooh...a muckety muck "trained in human sexuality and physiology"
I also am an owner/operator of a pussy and I know what it takes to please one. And historically speaking from my own "owner operator" experience, men who look at porn regularly cannot last long enough in bed to please a woman.
They often have NO concept of what turns us on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26980437


Maybe thats the problem. Society has successfully dumbed down a majority of the male masses with access to pornography. Made them incompetent lovers. What could you do to help reverse that instead of just saying i have a vagina and no man can satisfy it anymore because of porn?
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How about getting rid of pornography?
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Can you honestly say you'd rather look at pics than have a real pussy? The only thing I'm saying is you all would get laid more if you were willing to put more effort into it...but you're not cuz you're too spoiled at getting it quick and easy...and FAKE.
It makes you lazy lovers. Sorry if the truth offends...but it IS truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


Can't speak for other guys, but I've always been willing to put the "effort" in. Porn hasn't made me a lazy minuteman.
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So.... cave porn was before man - is that what you're saying?
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did you really just ask that, ok little history lesson in 32,000 BC there was man on earth and they lived in caves and they carved pictures on the walls, and they were of naked women.
 Quoting: arieshottie


You mean the non alpha males drew the pictures while the Alpha Males went out to get some...
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


You are such a moran and anything but an Alpha-male. You are a wanna-be who talks shit nonstop on this site and has a serious ego problem. When TSHTF, you will cower in fear from the real Alphas who would rip you limb from limb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26932545


I respect his writing and words quite a bit actually. Apollo seems to be a very well rounded individual. I hope you can figure out what is truly upsetting you inside, and not take it out on an undeserving bein.
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just so you dont go on ad nauseum as a fool and ignorant of human physiology, a man 'lasts' much longer if there's been a recent orgasm, compared to a man that has one once a week, month or year.
Everything gets better with practice.
Everything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25390958


Thats such bullshit lol

You've conditioned yourselves to considering sex as a means to an end.
As soon as you begin treating it as the sacred, bonding thing that it is, you'll last longer.
And again, if you were willing to put effort in you could most likely get REAL sex more often...guaranteeing your "pipes" are cleared AND you can handle the feeling of a REAL woman. NOT just your lubed up hand.
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just so it's clear, only one of us chatting is an owner-operator with decades of experience, and the other is a pretending demanding diverting harpy.
One of us is actually trained in human sexuality and physiology and the other only desires others jump to her tune.
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Oooh...a muckety muck "trained in human sexuality and physiology"
I also am an owner/operator of a pussy and I know what it takes to please one. And historically speaking from my own "owner operator" experience, men who look at porn regularly cannot last long enough in bed to please a woman.
They often have NO concept of what turns us on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4944690


AAAhhhhh!
As always the ignorant always end up claiming ignorance as the intellectual high ground.

I pity your man, and your children.
They will be taught to 'jump' when you say 'lawyer'.

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