The 19-year-old suspected drug dealer was tripping so hard on LSD yesterday morning that he:

a) thought his Indiana home was filled with aliens;

b) believed dinosaurs were chasing him;

c) invited cops into his apartment to peruse his substantial "stash";

d) told officers getting high was great and the whole world should "trip";

e) "continued to talk and ramble on about distributing LSD for money";

f) explained that selling acid was doing "the people’s work."