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I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.

 
New Jerusalem Russ
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I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
We can put a copy of the New Jerusalem calendar on the package and can or bottle or keg
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

Drink responsibly and recycle don't pollute.

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Last Edited by Russell on 11/04/2012 10:25 AM
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
We can put a copy of the New Jerusalem calendar on the package and can or bottle or keg
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

Drink responsibly.

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Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Is there going to be a calender on the cans?..
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
I like this

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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Sounds good, I'm sure you can sell it to the Muzzies and the Mormons just fine...
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
We can put a copy of the New Jerusalem calendar on the package and can or bottle or keg
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

Drink responsibly.

choruscheerschorus


Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Is there going to be a calender on the cans?..
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


Good question.Perhaps I didn't make it clear enough in the OP so I will modify it

"We can put a copy of the New Jerusalem calendar on the package and can or bottle or keg


How's that?


Sun Oct 8/20/12
John 4:24
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Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
I think your karma will hit the roof with this onetounge
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Sounds good, I'm sure you can sell it to the Muzzies and the Mormons just fine...
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We could donate some kegs to have them try it out.



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John 4:24
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Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Sounds good, I'm sure you can sell it to the Muzzies and the Mormons just fine...
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We could donate some kegs to have them try it out.



Sun Oct 8/20/12
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They don't drink Russ...




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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
As I recall, Jesus doesn't take to kindly to this kind of shit.

He kicked some ass in your story book over business and religion getting mixed.
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
We can put a copy of the New Jerusalem calendar on the package and can or bottle or keg
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

Drink responsibly.

choruscheerschorus


Sun Oct 8/20/12
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What a good idea Russ. You need to set your brewery up in a place that will give it credence with some of the groups that might be a bit hostile to your ideas. East Jerusalem, or Medina come to mind.
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
We can put a copy of the New Jerusalem calendar on the package and can or bottle or keg
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

Drink responsibly.

choruscheerschorus


Sun Oct 8/20/12
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Billy Carter might be interested. Give him a call (if he's still alive).
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
We can put a copy of the New Jerusalem calendar on the package and can or bottle or keg
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

Drink responsibly.

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Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Is there going to be a calender on the cans?..
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I would. I am one of those people who reads the carton while eating my wheaties and the can while I drink my ale, so I would think that was very effective.
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
As I recall, Jesus doesn't take to kindly to this kind of shit.

He kicked some ass in your story book over business and religion getting mixed.
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The Bible, and Christians make Jesus out to be a pussy, but he really wasn't...he had a job to do and he did it, but he would support nuking the muzzies...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
As I recall, Jesus doesn't take to kindly to this kind of shit.

He kicked some ass in your story book over business and religion getting mixed.
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His calendar is a public service. Is it really any different to putting Amber alert kids on milk cartons?
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
As I recall, Jesus doesn't take to kindly to this kind of shit.

He kicked some ass in your story book over business and religion getting mixed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26975858


The Bible, and Christians make Jesus out to be a pussy, but he really wasn't...he had a job to do and he did it, but he would support nuking the muzzies...
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He kicks the shit out of multiple opponents in the temple.
He stands toe to toe with the devil and tells him to fuck off.
He endures whipping, a crown of thorns, NAILS being smashed through his hands and feet.

HE COMES BACK FROM THE FREAKING DEAD!

Jesus was fuckin EPIC.

He wouldn't support nuking the muzzies, he'd fly the goddamn plane himself.
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
As I recall, Jesus doesn't take to kindly to this kind of shit.

He kicked some ass in your story book over business and religion getting mixed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26975858


His calendar is a public service. Is it really any different to putting Amber alert kids on milk cartons?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26976592


he should put his brain on the package so if anyone spots it they could return it to him...
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
As I recall, Jesus doesn't take to kindly to this kind of shit.

He kicked some ass in your story book over business and religion getting mixed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26975858


The Bible, and Christians make Jesus out to be a pussy, but he really wasn't...he had a job to do and he did it, but he would support nuking the muzzies...
 Quoting: BRIEF




He kicks the shit out of multiple opponents in the temple.
He stands toe to toe with the devil and tells him to fuck off.
He endures whipping, a crown of thorns, NAILS being smashed through his hands and feet.

HE COMES BACK FROM THE FREAKING DEAD!

Jesus was fuckin EPIC.

He wouldn't support nuking the muzzies, he'd fly the goddamn plane himself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26975858


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Heterosexual pride!

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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Russ, what about New Jerusalem potato chips ?
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
As I recall, Jesus doesn't take to kindly to this kind of shit.

He kicked some ass in your story book over business and religion getting mixed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26975858


His calendar is a public service. Is it really any different to putting Amber alert kids on milk cartons?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26976592


Who makes a profit from Amber alerts?
The milk would sell regardless.

There is no comparison.
Russ is selling beer, his USP is the calender and the profit all goes to his company.

Jesus is gonna sell Russ a can of whup ass if he don't watch hisself.
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Russ, what about New Jerusalem potato chips ?
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Deep fried in anointed oil?
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
As I recall, Jesus doesn't take to kindly to this kind of shit.

He kicked some ass in your story book over business and religion getting mixed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26975858


The Bible, and Christians make Jesus out to be a pussy, but he really wasn't...he had a job to do and he did it, but he would support nuking the muzzies...
 Quoting: BRIEF




He kicks the shit out of multiple opponents in the temple.
He stands toe to toe with the devil and tells him to fuck off.
He endures whipping, a crown of thorns, NAILS being smashed through his hands and feet.

HE COMES BACK FROM THE FREAKING DEAD!

Jesus was fuckin EPIC.

He wouldn't support nuking the muzzies, he'd fly the goddamn plane himself.
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Jesus was the Chuck Norris of His day!

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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Russ, what about New Jerusalem potato chips ?
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Deep fried in anointed oil?
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
it contains kool aid, dont drink it!
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Sounds good, I'm sure you can sell it to the Muzzies and the Mormons just fine...
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We could donate some kegs to have them try it out.
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They don't drink Russ...
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My brother-in-law is a muslim & he drinks, not much but just a small glass occasionally.
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Good thinking Russ. Maybe when people are drunk enough they will join your cult. chuckle
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Sounds good, I'm sure you can sell it to the Muzzies and the Mormons just fine...
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We could donate some kegs to have them try it out.
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They don't drink Russ...
 Quoting: BRIEF


My brother-in-law is a muslim & he drinks, not much but just a small glass occasionally.
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Bad Muslim, no 72 virgins.
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Good thinking Russ. Maybe when people are drunk enough they will join your cult. chuckle
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Ain't never been that damn drunk...
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Russ, what about New Jerusalem potato chips ?
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Deep fried in anointed oil?
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What flavor ?

hiding tasteless ?
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Russ, what about New Jerusalem potato chips ?
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Deep fried in anointed oil?
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What flavor ?

hiding tasteless ?
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Dash of kosher salt.
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Jesus was the Chuck Norris of His day!

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Yep.

Real men love Jesus.

Russ, can you put your idea on something other than beer?

It took me awhile to understand the whole NJ calendar and I was sober. I think it would confuse most people after they've had a few drinks.
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Re: I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.
Russ, what about New Jerusalem potato chips ?
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Sounds like a great idea. Jalapeno flavored to go good with the New Jerusalem beer and NFL games.


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John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God