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I was thinking of creating a beer for global consumption. New Jerusalem Beer.

 
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Good thinking Russ. Maybe when people are drunk enough they will join your cult. chuckle
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Ain't never been that damn drunk...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Me neither.

But with the current tally at 0 followers, it am sure it couldn't harm to try.
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Jesus was the Chuck Norris of His day!

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Yep.

Real men love Jesus.

Russ, can you put your idea on something other than beer?

It took me awhile to understand the whole NJ calendar and I was sober. I think it would confuse most people after they've had a few drinks.
 Quoting: Miggy


Why would it confuse them? They would have a picture of the calendar right on the can? We are expanding into New Jerusalem jalapeno potato chips.


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I walked around in "New Jerusalem" in my mind's eye. It seemed so real, I looked down to my feet and noticed I was barefoot and the grass felt like silk under my feet. I saw children playing at the bottom of this valley, and I yelled out to them..."Hey you down there, where is this place I am standing?" And the hollered back to me..."New Jerusalem!!"
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Jesus was the Chuck Norris of His day!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26969698


Yep.

Real men love Jesus.

Russ, can you put your idea on something other than beer?

It took me awhile to understand the whole NJ calendar and I was sober. I think it would confuse most people after they've had a few drinks.
 Quoting: Miggy


Why would it confuse them? They would have a picture of the calendar right on the can? We are expanding into New Jerusalem jalapeno potato chips.


Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


I'm already thinking of slogans, Russ.

" Feel the wrath of New Jerusalem jalapeno crunchers "
" So hot they burnt my lips completely off "
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I'm already thinking of slogans, Russ.

" Feel the wrath of New Jerusalem jalapeno crunchers "
" So hot they burnt my lips completely off "
 Quoting: !saac


Wash it down and cool your mouth off with a New Jerusalem cold beer.


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Come on Russ, you didn't need to remove my post...have a sense of humor.
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Can't resit this. put in just a wee bit of what you been taking and sure to be a hit...call it new jew brew.
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Come on Russ, you didn't need to remove my post...have a sense of humor.
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You post the kangaroo picture over and over. I unbanned you. You should be happy. Make one with my face on a New Jerusalem jalapeno potato chip bag. Try something new.


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Come on Russ, you didn't need to remove my post...have a sense of humor.
 Quoting: BRIEF


You post the kangaroo picture over and over. I unbanned you. You should be happy. Make one with my face on a New Jerusalem jalapeno potato chip bag. Try something new.


Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Everyone loves the kangaroo...maybe someone will make the potato chip one for ya ;)
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Why would it confuse them? They would have a picture of the calendar right on the can? We are expanding into New Jerusalem jalapeno potato chips.


Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ



Russ, THIS!

Sun Oct 8/20/12

THIS would confuse most beer-drinking Americans!

scratching beer2 1dunno1
Be Still and know that I am God.
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Can't resit this. put in just a wee bit of what you been taking and sure to be a hit...call it new jew brew.
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New Jew Brew
cheers



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Can't resit this. put in just a wee bit of what you been taking and sure to be a hit...call it new jew brew.
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New Jew Brew
cheers



Sun Oct 8/20/12
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And the mascot can be the new jew kangaroo grinning
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Russ, THIS!

Sun Oct 8/20/12

THIS would confuse most beer-drinking Americans!


 Quoting: Miggy


Why? They could look at the calendar
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]
and go to Oct 20 and see the day is Sunday October 20 and October is the 8th month of the year.



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Can't resit this. put in just a wee bit of what you been taking and sure to be a hit...call it new jew brew.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25512421


New Jew Brew
cheers



Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Now THAT's clever!

I'd try one and I don't even like beer.

How about one for wine?
Be Still and know that I am God.
-Psalms 46:10
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Can't resit this. put in just a wee bit of what you been taking and sure to be a hit...call it new jew brew.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25512421


New Jew Brew
cheers



Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


And the mascot can be the new jew kangaroo grinning
 Quoting: BRIEF


How about a bald eagle?

Sun Oct 8/20/12
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Now THAT's clever!

I'd try one and I don't even like beer.

How about one for wine?
 Quoting: Miggy


Divine Wine



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Russ, THIS!

Sun Oct 8/20/12

THIS would confuse most beer-drinking Americans!


 Quoting: Miggy


Why? They could look at the calendar
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]
and go to Oct 20 and see the day is Sunday October 20 and October is the 8th month of the year.



Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Russ, bless your heart. I think you overestimate the thought process of most Americans.

Most of them don't spend their time on GLP but rather watching Idol.

Trust me, they wouldn't get it.

And those that might would need super-magnetic sight to read the label if you're going to have a full year's worth of calendar on it.

Still, it's a great idea.

Why don't you just print up a bunch of flyers with the same design you'd use for the product and send them out into the community?

That's what I do when ministering for Christ.

I just take a few of our church newsletters and "drop" them whenever I'm out.

Maybe one on a plant table at Lowes, one on a shelf inside Walmart, one on a dining table at McDonalds... you get the idea.

I'm always amazed at how many people call me and ask a question once they've picked one up.

I also wear a simple t-shirt when I journey out that says, "Forgiven" on the back.

No fancy artwork, no bold colors... Just a red t-shirt with a large, white font that says, "Forgiven".

People are always stopping me and telling me they like the shirt and then it opens a discussion.

Could you make one that promotes your cause as well?

Just a thought, buddy.

Mig
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Now THAT's clever!

I'd try one and I don't even like beer.

How about one for wine?
 Quoting: Miggy


Divine Wine



Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


Excellent!

wine
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Can't resit this. put in just a wee bit of what you been taking and sure to be a hit...call it new jew brew.
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New Jew Brew
cheers



Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


And the mascot can be the new jew kangaroo grinning
 Quoting: BRIEF


How about a bald eagle?

Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


You think a lot of yourself...well, if i find the time i think that's doable...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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You think a lot of yourself...well, if i find the time i think that's doable...
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Help him out, Brief. You've certainly got creative talent, from what I've seen on here.

And you're a pretty good guy, despite all of your ribbing of poor Russ.

hf

Mig
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As I recall, Jesus doesn't take to kindly to this kind of shit.

He kicked some ass in your story book over business and religion getting mixed.
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Does that mean all those little old ladies who play bingo at church are gonna go to hell?
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is this why you need a woman with 2 million dollars to move in with you? sex and beer?
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Why don't you just print up a bunch of flyers with the same design you'd use for the product and send them out into the community?

Mig
 Quoting: Miggy


I drop these off on the internet so I reach people worldwide.
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

Plus I do some locally.



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Talk to you later. Must prepare for the Buffalo Bills game.

cheers

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Could you make one that promotes your cause as well?

Just a thought, buddy.

Mig
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Here
[link to www.cafepress.com]


Talk to you later


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We can put a copy of the New Jerusalem calendar on the package and can or bottle or keg
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]

Drink responsibly and recycle don't pollute.

choruscheerschorus


Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


King Russ are you still stuck at 0 followers?
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Why not just

Salem Beer

(advertising slogan) - Which Beer is the best ?

Regards
Jules
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Jesus was the Chuck Norris of His day!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26969698


Yep.

Real men love Jesus.

Russ, can you put your idea on something other than beer?

It took me awhile to understand the whole NJ calendar and I was sober. I think it would confuse most people after they've had a few drinks.
 Quoting: Miggy


Why would it confuse them? They would have a picture of the calendar right on the can? We are expanding into New Jerusalem jalapeno potato chips.


Sun Oct 8/20/12
 Quoting: New Jerusalem Russ


I have to say, you are unique.

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