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Romney Airdrops Two Billion in Small Bills Over Ohio

 
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Romney Airdrops Two Billion in Small Bills Over Ohio
In an all-out effort to claim Ohio’s precious eighteen electoral votes, Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney today airdropped two billion dollars in small bills over the Buckeye State.

The Romney campaign is hoping that the crisp currency, shipped directly from Las Vegas to Ohio by casino billionaire Sheldon Adelson, will help close the gap with President Obama in the waning hours of the campaign.

Using a fleet of twin-engine aircraft, Mr. Romney littered the skies over Ohio with five- and ten-dollar bills, reserving a special airdrop of twenties and fifties for the crucial swing district of Hamilton County.

[link to www.newyorker.com]

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Is this a joke ?
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Step away from the Moosehead & Red Wine OPie....
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Is this a joke ?
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Yes...
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Yes, Andy Borowitz is a well known comic.

ALL his articles are satire
.

Surely OP is not trying to pass this off as true.

I don't see any disclaimer in the Opening Post, however.
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No your a joke
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"Im making it rain homies"

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Whens he coming to do that in GA ? I could use a few bucks chuckle
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Yes, Andy Borowitz is a well known comic.

ALL his articles are satire
.

Surely OP is not trying to pass this off as true.

I don't see any disclaimer in the Opening Post, however.
 Quoting: Bluebird


there's a disclaimer on THIS website. it goes like this :

"DON'T BELIEVE A DAMN WORD YOU READ ON THIS WEBSITE!"
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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you people are full of shit
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you people are full of shit
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and you're just full of rainbows and sunshine, right?
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so after intimating that this article is untrue, i get reds for posting it as fact

some people need to work on their reading comprehension, i think.
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I see he's copying Firefly now.



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fuck the bills I wanna cell phone
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it'd take one hell of a lot more than that for me to vote for rombot psychopath. lmao
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Is this a joke ?
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No your a joke
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You're a joke
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Is this a joke ?
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No your a joke
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You're a joke
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NO U
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Re: Romney Airdrops Two Billion in Small Bills Over Ohio
In an all-out effort to claim Ohio’s precious eighteen electoral votes, Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney today airdropped two billion dollars in small bills over the Buckeye State.

The Romney campaign is hoping that the crisp currency, shipped directly from Las Vegas to Ohio by casino billionaire Sheldon Adelson, will help close the gap with President Obama in the waning hours of the campaign.

Using a fleet of twin-engine aircraft, Mr. Romney littered the skies over Ohio with five- and ten-dollar bills, reserving a special airdrop of twenties and fifties for the crucial swing district of Hamilton County.

[link to www.newyorker.com]

you're nothing but a nation of whores, to him.
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Great way to drown all the gang-bangers in Cleveland. Great idea.
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“This is all a part of our closing argument,
which is,
vote for Mitt Romney and money will fall from the skies into your yard.”

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Is this a joke ?
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No your a joke
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10771925


You're a joke
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NO U
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nuh-uh
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Is this a joke ?
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Andy Borowitz is a comedian known for his political satire and the Op might not realize the story is satirical in nature.
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Is this a joke ?
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Andy Borowitz is a comedian known for his political satire and the Op might not realize the story is satirical in nature.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


you should read the entire thread, especially if it's only one page long, before saying things like that.
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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Is this a joke ?
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Andy Borowitz is a comedian known for his political satire and the Op might not realize the story is satirical in nature.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


you should read the entire thread, especially if it's only one page long, before saying things like that.
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I love this thread, Mordier.

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ya' know. I don't find too much funny right now with my life and the future of the country on the line with this election. The outright lies from Obama to local Dems has been nearly too hard to bear.

To think some people might think this is true - you are posting a lie and it should be made clear it is satire. But you're probably hoping some idiots will say "omigod" and vote Obama. You're an ass.


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ya' know. I don't find too much funny right now with my life and the future of the country on the line with this election. The outright lies from Obama to local Dems has been nearly too hard to bear.

To think some people might think this is true - you are posting a lie and it should be made clear it is satire. But you're probably hoping some idiots will say "omigod" and vote Obama. You're an ass.


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bawler

yeah. barry and i are the only "liars"

bird
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Re: Romney Airdrops Two Billion in Small Bills Over Ohio
ya' know. I don't find too much funny right now with my life and the future of the country on the line with this election. The outright lies from Obama to local Dems has been nearly too hard to bear.

To think some people might think this is true - you are posting a lie and it should be made clear it is satire. But you're probably hoping some idiots will say "omigod" and vote Obama. You're an ass.


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If you believe everything you read on GLP you're either new here, an idiot, or completely insane. I check just about every thread with mainstream news sources. As well as other sources. Such as old newspapers, etc.
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Re: Romney Airdrops Two Billion in Small Bills Over Ohio
ya' know. I don't find too much funny right now with my life and the future of the country on the line with this election. The outright lies from Obama to local Dems has been nearly too hard to bear.

To think some people might think this is true - you are posting a lie and it should be made clear it is satire. But you're probably hoping some idiots will say "omigod" and vote Obama. You're an ass.


bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20926074


If you believe everything you read on GLP you're either new here, an idiot, or completely insane. I check just about every thread with mainstream news sources. As well as other sources. Such as old newspapers, etc.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


^^This^^
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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Re: Romney Airdrops Two Billion in Small Bills Over Ohio
Obama has been doing this for 4 years already!! But instead of "Two Billion in Small Bills" it was EBT cards!

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