why are aussies and brits so retarded?

In a train car there were an Englishman, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a big fat pig ugly fat cow. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"

The fat twat thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

The American thought - "That fucking Englishman with the shiny teeth put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid fucking American again".

ps. I'm being serious and you guys better start learning how to keep your women. Because your finest come to visit us regularly ;)

pps. the bait is set, reel slowly

Bad teeth.

Hhhmmmmmm :-

1. when was the last time a dog was shot in the UK by Police...

2. Do police in this country shut down childrens (KIDS) lemonade stands....

3. Whn was there last an outcry over Police brutality in the UK...


This is almost too easy...

Ooh yeah, great beaches AND great fishing spots heheh

LOL... So americans think they are bright?

I guess you think your brain us placed in the fat you have gained on your big asses and disgusting big bellys...

Here's news for you... The rest of the world laugh at you while you walk around like fat pigs and think you are superior!

You think the rest of the world is stupid while the rest of the world know you are idiots!

We outnumber you bigtime!

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11.Only in America.....Will you go to a restraunt in seaworld and ask for bandaids and get mayonnaise

1. TSA - At the airports.
2. TSA - On the railways
3. TSA - Now doing roadblocks
4. Obama's youth army
5. Drones comming to your skys very soon.
6. Patriot act
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Those guns are really keeping you free aren't they.

LOL

Are you aware of how retarded the USA is in comparison to the rest of the world? i mean statistically (long word, look it up if you dont understand..)?

Do some research you fucking moron and know your place. you are a joke as is your soon to be 3rd world country.

twat

This guy is of both English and Aussie origin-

American's idea of freedom: a gun.

When she has to visit your country.

Thats what Hitler thought.

Haha owned.

It helps if they have some shitty Bob Seger music playing in the background. Completes the magic spell.

The American dream is only but a dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.

I love America and the people that inhabit it, but the Americans posting here on GLP are the biggest fuckin douchebags on planet Earth.

All you people do is love guns and jesus and then on the other side you say that evry other nation is wrong and evry other believe is wrong and then you wage war upon them.

You should stick your American flags in your ass because thats where the only stick resides.

for all you american patriots



- much watch.

LoLs

He's considered a genius in France-

Atleast thats better then the fuckin stupid shows America has.


Takes the cake as most retarded show ever, and its been on for several seasons. Where is the world heading towards.

So you might want to think twice before making fun of any other culture that finds things funny which you dont.

American freedoms = killing little kiddies with drones. Way to go you fk wit. Your thread has just confirmed what I thought. Americans are burger eating fat dumb fkers.

what state is KFC in hahaha quality.