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why are aussies and brits so retarded?

 
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11/27/2012 05:55 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
In a train car there were an Englishman, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a big fat pig ugly fat cow. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"

The fat twat thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

The American thought - "That fucking Englishman with the shiny teeth put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid fucking American again".
Theguvner

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11/27/2012 05:58 AM
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I have had multiple women from the USA and Europe remark to me recently that the reason they came to Australia was to meet REAL MEN and not TV/Hollywood watching, facebook pooftering (new word :P), budweiser drinking brainwashed fat bastards.

Well they were surprised to find some of those over here too haha, but nothing like at home!

From the mouths of 'hot babes'
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ps. I'm being serious and you guys better start learning how to keep your women. Because your finest come to visit us regularly ;)

pps. the bait is set, reel slowly
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11/27/2012 05:59 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
Bad teeth.
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11/27/2012 06:00 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
they literally seem to defend their own enslavement on websites such as this one. these fucking wankers have idea what freedom even is. rant
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Hhhmmmmmm :-

1. when was the last time a dog was shot in the UK by Police...

2. Do police in this country shut down childrens (KIDS) lemonade stands....

3. Whn was there last an outcry over Police brutality in the UK...


This is almost too easy...
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11/27/2012 06:01 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
I have had multiple women from the USA and Europe remark to me recently that the reason they came to Australia was to meet REAL MEN and not TV/Hollywood watching, facebook pooftering (new word :P), budweiser drinking brainwashed fat bastards.

Well they were surprised to find some of those over here too haha, but nothing like at home!

From the mouths of 'hot babes'
 Quoting: Theguvner


ps. I'm being serious and you guys better start learning how to keep your women. Because your finest come to visit us regularly ;)

pps. the bait is set, reel slowly
 Quoting: Theguvner


Ooh yeah, great beaches AND great fishing spots heheh
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11/27/2012 06:05 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
LOL... So americans think they are bright?

I guess you think your brain us placed in the fat you have gained on your big asses and disgusting big bellys...

Here's news for you... The rest of the world laugh at you while you walk around like fat pigs and think you are superior!

You think the rest of the world is stupid while the rest of the world know you are idiots!

We outnumber you bigtime!
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11/27/2012 06:09 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
LOL... So americans think they are bright?

I guess you think your brain us placed in the fat you have gained on your big asses and disgusting big bellys...

Here's news for you... The rest of the world laugh at you while you walk around like fat pigs and think you are superior!

You think the rest of the world is stupid while the rest of the world know you are idiots!

We outnumber you bigtime!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28529596


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11/27/2012 06:40 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11.Only in America.....Will you go to a restraunt in seaworld and ask for bandaids and get mayonnaise
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11/27/2012 06:43 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
they literally seem to defend their own enslavement on websites such as this one. these fucking wankers have idea what freedom even is. rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7029153


1. TSA - At the airports.
2. TSA - On the railways
3. TSA - Now doing roadblocks
4. Obama's youth army
5. Drones comming to your skys very soon.
6. Patriot act
..

Those guns are really keeping you free aren't they.

LOL
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11/27/2012 06:45 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
Are you aware of how retarded the USA is in comparison to the rest of the world? i mean statistically (long word, look it up if you dont understand..)?

Do some research you fucking moron and know your place. you are a joke as is your soon to be 3rd world country.

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11/27/2012 06:47 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
This guy is of both English and Aussie origin-

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11/27/2012 06:48 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
they literally seem to defend their own enslavement on websites such as this one. these fucking wankers have idea what freedom even is. rant
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American's idea of freedom: a gun.
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11/27/2012 06:50 AM
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So, when is the queen going to use a burka?
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When she has to visit your country.
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11/27/2012 06:51 AM

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11/27/2012 06:52 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
the funniest part is, you have all been disarmed and it doesnt matter , because you all never had the stones to fight back anyway.
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Thats what Hitler thought.
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11/27/2012 06:53 AM
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the funniest part is, you have all been disarmed and it doesnt matter , because you all never had the stones to fight back anyway.
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Thats what Hitler thought.
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Haha owned.
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11/27/2012 06:55 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
they literally seem to defend their own enslavement on websites such as this one. these fucking wankers have idea what freedom even is. rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7029153



hahahahahaha, oh shit i pissed myself. Coming from the great AmeriCAN... freedom you don't have you short sighted menace.

The greatest country in the world is the USA.... if you say it enough times you too will believe it!!!!!


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It helps if they have some shitty Bob Seger music playing in the background. Completes the magic spell.
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11/27/2012 07:01 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
they literally seem to defend their own enslavement on websites such as this one. these fucking wankers have idea what freedom even is. rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7029153


The American dream is only but a dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.

I love America and the people that inhabit it, but the Americans posting here on GLP are the biggest fuckin douchebags on planet Earth.

All you people do is love guns and jesus and then on the other side you say that evry other nation is wrong and evry other believe is wrong and then you wage war upon them.

You should stick your American flags in your ass because thats where the only stick resides.
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11/27/2012 07:04 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
for all you american patriots



- much watch.

LoLs clappa
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11/27/2012 07:08 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
He's considered a genius in France-

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11/27/2012 07:25 AM
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He's considered a genius in France-


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28564742



Atleast thats better then the fuckin stupid shows America has.


Takes the cake as most retarded show ever, and its been on for several seasons. Where is the world heading towards.

So you might want to think twice before making fun of any other culture that finds things funny which you dont.
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11/27/2012 07:27 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
they literally seem to defend their own enslavement on websites such as this one. these fucking wankers have idea what freedom even is. rant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7029153


American freedoms = killing little kiddies with drones. Way to go you fk wit. Your thread has just confirmed what I thought. Americans are burger eating fat dumb fkers.s226
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11/27/2012 07:31 AM
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Re: why are aussies and brits so retarded?
what state is KFC in hahaha quality.

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