only a fukard would

1) have their residence within blocks of the ocean and/or at an elevation of less than 20 feet. yes the view is nice, but once every generation or so, well...
2) only a fuktard would not, with a weeks notice, have a basic personal survival kit of 4 giant jars peanut butter, small bottle vitamins, and a 3 oz pool chlorine tablet - total cost $20. CVS delivers, and i saw a bunch of pools on the satellite photos
3) only a fuktard would leave themselves at the mercy of fuktard bloomberg in looking for aid