I was cursed, to my face by my grandfather's new Romanian girlfriend Rita, whose own child had died under mysterious circumstances at 18mths old of ingesting a full pint of bleach.
She was jealous of how he doted on me. She was the meanest woman I ever met.

I have been cursed since the age of five. My life has been a living hell made up of freak accidents and life changing coincidences.

I'm afraid I can't take much more.