I need to make my GF have panic sex - help

she's going to get impregnated by the government if you don't do it first?

LA sinkhole is about to blow everything up?

WW3 to start over Iran/syria/prok?

Or, you know, go get some condoms.

Zipl0ck BäG and a rÜbb3r band.... :)

NYC - everything is closed at this hour due to Sandy (what a dud)

Just rub one out, or you could try knocking at the back door.

Tie a puppy twenty feet above an electric meat grinder.

Set the rope on fire and promise to put it out once you cummy on her tummy ;)

Panic sex?

Whatever happened to "make-up sex"?

Just tell her she's got a fat ass, then when she's really pissed at you, apologize and get her into the shower to say you're sorry.

Something about "slightly angry" sex that's better than panic sex any day.

You can't always depend on a crisis to get her in the mood, but you can ALWAYS PISS HER OFF enough to end-up in make-up sex after a fight..it's nature's way!

Have fun, but please don't punch her to get her mad. Hard to make it with an unconscious woman, and when you end-up in jail, it will be YOU will be playing the role of "girlfriend".

Talk about PANIC!

Ok here's what you do.... get a friend to smash a vehicle into your house while you're both in the bedroom. Then storm into the room while wearing a ski mask and firing off a rifle/shotgun. Make sure he makes it clear he's about to kill you both and doom is imminent. The panic will be intense, you only have seconds to live.

Tell her November 9th is really 9/11, backwards. And throw in it's 2012 too and that must = mega doom.


Give that bitch some mega doom in her ass!

Wouldnt a bj be just as good? Remind her protein is healthy.

tell her its an election year. get ready for another 4 years of doom from lol you think you have a choice, but only sort of do government

BUMP GIRL ROCKS! :D