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I need to make my GF have panic sex - help

 
Panic Sex
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I need to make my GF have panic sex - help
My GF is a pretty big doom tard and really gets off to doom. We have doom fueled sex all the time, but I am out of condoms so she wont have sex with me. I am trying to get her to go full on doom tard mode and think that the end is nigh so it wont matter if she gets pregnant. I need some crazy, run around in circles screaming hysterically, DOOM.

Any ideas? Thanks.
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11/05/2012 12:51 AM
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Re: I need to make my GF have panic sex - help
she's going to get impregnated by the government if you don't do it first?

LA sinkhole is about to blow everything up?

WW3 to start over Iran/syria/prok?
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Re: I need to make my GF have panic sex - help
Or, you know, go get some condoms.
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11/05/2012 12:54 AM
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Re: I need to make my GF have panic sex - help
Or, you know, go get some condoms.
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Zipl0ck BäG and a rÜbb3r band.... :)
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Re: I need to make my GF have panic sex - help
Or, you know, go get some condoms.
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NYC - everything is closed at this hour due to Sandy (what a dud)
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Re: I need to make my GF have panic sex - help
My GF is a pretty big doom tard and really gets off to doom. We have doom fueled sex all the time, but I am out of condoms so she wont have sex with me. I am trying to get her to go full on doom tard mode and think that the end is nigh so it wont matter if she gets pregnant. I need some crazy, run around in circles screaming hysterically, DOOM.

Any ideas? Thanks.
 Quoting: Panic Sex 19099851


Just rub one out, or you could try knocking at the back door.

butt
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11/05/2012 01:06 AM
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Re: I need to make my GF have panic sex - help
Tie a puppy twenty feet above an electric meat grinder.

Set the rope on fire and promise to put it out once you cummy on her tummy ;)
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11/05/2012 02:24 AM
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Re: I need to make my GF have panic sex - help
Panic sex?

Whatever happened to "make-up sex"?

Just tell her she's got a fat ass, then when she's really pissed at you, apologize and get her into the shower to say you're sorry.

Something about "slightly angry" sex that's better than panic sex any day.

You can't always depend on a crisis to get her in the mood, but you can ALWAYS PISS HER OFF enough to end-up in make-up sex after a fight..it's nature's way!

Have fun, but please don't punch her to get her mad. Hard to make it with an unconscious woman, and when you end-up in jail, it will be YOU will be playing the role of "girlfriend".

Talk about PANIC!
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11/05/2012 02:53 AM

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Ok here's what you do.... get a friend to smash a vehicle into your house while you're both in the bedroom. Then storm into the room while wearing a ski mask and firing off a rifle/shotgun. Make sure he makes it clear he's about to kill you both and doom is imminent. The panic will be intense, you only have seconds to live.
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11/05/2012 02:59 AM
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Re: I need to make my GF have panic sex - help
My GF is a pretty big doom tard and really gets off to doom. We have doom fueled sex all the time, but I am out of condoms so she wont have sex with me. I am trying to get her to go full on doom tard mode and think that the end is nigh so it wont matter if she gets pregnant. I need some crazy, run around in circles screaming hysterically, DOOM.

Any ideas? Thanks.
 Quoting: Panic Sex 19099851


Tell her November 9th is really 9/11, backwards. And throw in it's 2012 too and that must = mega doom.


Give that bitch some mega doom in her ass!

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11/05/2012 03:16 AM
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11/05/2012 04:04 AM
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Wouldnt a bj be just as good? Remind her protein is healthy.
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11/05/2012 04:13 AM

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tell her its an election year. get ready for another 4 years of doom from lol you think you have a choice, but only sort of do government
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11/05/2012 04:17 AM
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BUMP GIRL ROCKS! :D
It is better to let the world go out of control so they can see their own fate just as I did 20 years ago

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