lying shill asshole, or you are 3 years old, which is it.

The Moon has been fucked like this for about two years now. All of a sudden it started going through its phases top to bottom instead of left to right. The sun has been getting gradually brighter for maybe 10 years now. When I was a kid, it was yellow and you could look near it without difficulty anytime of the day. Now, it's blinding WHITE and like the OP said, you can't even walk outside without covering your eyes. Shit in this solar system is fucked. I fear the end is near.