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NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.

 
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NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
That's a nice one to start the day! Needy and lonely Brits of any age and genre, can have a "cuddling session" with a very gorgeous chick paying 60 bucks a day.

Spooning peacefully in a double bed, this pair could be any normal couple on a Sunday morning.

But revisit the scene an hour later and Jackie Samuel will be curled up in the arms of another man.

The 29-year-old is a professional cuddler. She turned to snuggling with strangers to help pay for her studies and provide for her young son.

She can make $260 a day and cuddles with up to 30 men a week - including pensioners and war veterans.

However, her business 'The Snuggery' has not gone unnoticed and her college has threatened to expel her - while others have called her a prostitute.

She said: 'I think I was born knowing how to snuggle. Snuggling is healthy, spiritual and fun(...)


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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
:hugebs:

pass the lube
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
Apparently there's zero sex, nobody gets naked and her clients are banned from touching her intimate parts, but I'm having a hard time believing that there's no dry humping, because there's not a single healthy man in the planet that automatically doesn't engage in hump a human while cuddling with her, specially in bed.
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
I don't mean to be a dick but you gotta be fucking kidding me if you're gonna pay 60 bucks to hug a woman and take a nap in her home. It's way too humiliating!

WTF happened with getting a date??? Is that possible that people in the UK can't even engage in a conversation-seduction-game anymore??
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i respect her hustle
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
This could never happen here in the states. The women here are mean spirited and lack charm, though there are manginas desperate enough to pay double if that Brit woman practiced here.
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She is from new york s226
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
This could never happen here in the states. The women here are mean spirited and lack charm, though there are manginas desperate enough to pay double if that Brit woman practiced here.
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She wouldn't make through the first nap in the US. She would be raped and killed.

But while it stays in British lands this story provides material for a terrific comedy though. I'm thinking about Kristen Wiig starring as the "professional cuddler" and Will Ferrell as one her needy clients.

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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
She's in New York, retard. She is from Britain and has the charm and personality to pull it off here. But feel free to post another icon.
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She's in New York, retard. She is from Britain and has the charm and personality to pull it off here. But feel free to post another icon.
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this is directed at 1445222,
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She's in New York, retard. She is from Britain and has the charm and personality to pull it off here. But feel free to post another icon.
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I bet you got her address and made an appointment already!
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
This is how she gets free advertising as an ass whore but doesn't get arrested.
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
She's in New York, retard. She is from Britain and has the charm and personality to pull it off here. But feel free to post another icon.
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I bet you got her address and made an appointment already!
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Nah, i would need something more than a nap. chuckle
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I'll bet she does it all over the phone!
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I'll bet she does it all over the phone!
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260 bucks? that bitch better have sparks shooting out of her ass or something...
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
She's not British, but thanks for the new article and pics!!!

I've had a hard-on for this one since I first read the articles months ago...

I want cuddles!

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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
bet she wouldn't mind a little morning wood from a nap
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
just wait until her kid grows up and googles his/her moms name...

that will be quite the talk of the school lol

"yo i just got off the phone with ur mom, cuddle session after school"
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
That's a nice one to start the day! Needy and lonely Brits of any age and genre, can have a "cuddling session" with a very gorgeous chick paying 60 bucks a day.

Spooning peacefully in a double bed, this pair could be any normal couple on a Sunday morning.

But revisit the scene an hour later and Jackie Samuel will be curled up in the arms of another man.

The 29-year-old is a professional cuddler. She turned to snuggling with strangers to help pay for her studies and provide for her young son.

She can make $260 a day and cuddles with up to 30 men a week - including pensioners and war veterans.

However, her business 'The Snuggery' has not gone unnoticed and her college has threatened to expel her - while others have called her a prostitute.

She said: 'I think I was born knowing how to snuggle. Snuggling is healthy, spiritual and fun(...)


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


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 Quoting: UndercoverAlien



Did you read the article properly, isn't she from ROCHESTER in NEW YORK

"Jackie Samuel, 29, established The Snuggery in Rochester, New York"
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
bet she wouldn't mind a little morning wood from a nap
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There's something VERY wrong with Brit women if Brit men rather pay 60 bucks to get a cuddle, than go for a natural date.

I guess this other thread wraps it all.

Thread: "I'd rather mop the floor than have sex with my husband!" One in three Brit women thinks exactly this way!

Terrible combination, cold heart bitches with manginas.

Last Edited by UndercoverAlien on 11/05/2012 05:30 AM
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bet she wouldn't mind a little morning wood from a nap
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There's something VERY wrong with Brit women if Brit men rather pay 60 bucks to get a cuddle, than go for a natural date.

I guess this other thread wraps it all.

Thread: "I'd rather mop the floor than have sex with my husband!" One in three Brit women thinks exactly this way!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Only she's in NEW YORK..
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
That's a nice one to start the day! Needy and lonely Brits of any age and genre, can have a "cuddling session" with a very gorgeous chick paying 60 bucks a day.

Spooning peacefully in a double bed, this pair could be any normal couple on a Sunday morning.

But revisit the scene an hour later and Jackie Samuel will be curled up in the arms of another man.

The 29-year-old is a professional cuddler. She turned to snuggling with strangers to help pay for her studies and provide for her young son.

She can make $260 a day and cuddles with up to 30 men a week - including pensioners and war veterans.

However, her business 'The Snuggery' has not gone unnoticed and her college has threatened to expel her - while others have called her a prostitute.

She said: 'I think I was born knowing how to snuggle. Snuggling is healthy, spiritual and fun(...)


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


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 Quoting: UndercoverAlien



Did you read the article properly, isn't she from ROCHESTER in NEW YORK

"Jackie Samuel, 29, established The Snuggery in Rochester, New York"
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Yeah yeah I know!! 90% of the articles of DM are about Brits so I missed the location.
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
bet she wouldn't mind a little morning wood from a nap
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There's something VERY wrong with Brit women if Brit men rather pay 60 bucks to get a cuddle, than go for a natural date.

I guess this other thread wraps it all.

Thread: "I'd rather mop the floor than have sex with my husband!" One in three Brit women thinks exactly this way!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Only she's in NEW YORK..
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I know, I don't know why I'm obsessed with Brit people this morning!

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She lives close to me :)
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
Looks like she has a bar code tatooed on the bottom of her foot. Looks like a case of illuminati sex toy. Don't believe what you read.
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
$60 to cuddle? Don't even want to know what she charges for a blumpkin.
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
Believe it or not, touching and holding signals the neurons to branch out and the feeling of empathy to develop. esp in a young child

You heard of the psycho paths that take pleasure in killing animals or people, were the ones never held or cuddled by their parents

There was once a Victorian trend when it was unhip to hug your kids or touch them, the number of animal deaths skyrocketed cause of all the cold hearted kids running lose

If a normal person has no one when they get older its the reason they get a cat or dog cause we are hardwired to touch

Youve seen the monkey baby experiments and other animals that died when deprived of touch.
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Good for her

has her own business and can't be fired; she is her own boss and calls the shots
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Re: NY chick makes $260 a day as a "professional cuddler" inviting strangers to take a nap with her at home.
This could never happen here in the states. The women here are mean spirited and lack charm, though there are manginas desperate enough to pay double if that Brit woman practiced here.
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She wouldn't make through the first nap in the US. She would be raped and killed.

But while it stays in British lands this story provides material for a terrific comedy though. I'm thinking about Kristen Wiig starring as the "professional cuddler" and Will Ferrell as one her needy clients.

cruise
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That is so wrong what you said about her being raped and killed here in the states; however, I still laughed out loud and almost spilled coffee all over myself. haha

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