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TSA Poll - Cancer or Public Rape

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 01:05 PM
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I'll take the cancer for 1,000, Alex. Maybe hit the daily doubles. Who knows what's on those blue gloves after they've been in a couple other folks.
 Quoting: Crazy Harriet


Are you telling me that they are not changing gloves after touching another person? Yuck that's disgusting. Way to spread disease. When are you monkeys going to get civilized and learn about hygeine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27051441


I'll pay attention to that next time and demand they change their gloves in sight!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26512480


Damned right. As soon as I read that comment I decided that if I am forced to fly to the US for business again, I will observe carefully and protest if they touch me with gloves that have touched another person. They probably have the gloves to protect themselves with no care for the traveling public. Get a pair of those video recording glasses. Then they will not know you are videoing the event.
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11/05/2012 01:06 PM
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My balls has been graped before, but i prefer a woman, maybe a woman dressed in uniform, can you pick the tsa gal that is suposed to rape you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26799994


Oh, they're on to that you can be sure. That's why you especially will get a thick featured dude that smells somewhat fecal. :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213681


If you say you are gay then, perhaps they will get a woman instead?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26799994

Definitely a thick featured woman who smells somewhat fecal with extra sebum & radiant scalp odor :)

Are you man enough?
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 01:12 PM
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I like getting on the plane. To many things to worry about than the TSA. Would rather have them doing security then having none.
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 01:17 PM
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Today I have to take a flight. This morning I woke up not looking forward to that like I used to when traveling the world.

Now my question about traveling to you:
Since we live in a true democracy........, we are given options to choose from when flying:

OPTION A: Cancer through X-Rays

OPTION B: Public Rape

TODAY, I choose public rape.....lol did I just sound like Deepak Chopra when he says, TODAY, I choose awareness or whatever..?

Your thoughts please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26512480


I have to agree OP, though on my last flight, I was in an unfamiliar airport, and I ended up getting BOTH the cancer and public rape options. I wound up in the cancer machine without realizing it until they asked me to raise my arms. However, because I didn't a good sized wad of cash out of my pocket to put into the bins that everyone can grab from, they asked what I had in my pocket. Even though I explained it was just some cash I didn't want to lose to the chaos of everyone messing with the bins, they felt compelled to grope me then too. Fucking nazi bullshit. I resolved to drive everywhere possible from then on.
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11/05/2012 01:22 PM
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My balls has been graped before, but i prefer a woman, maybe a woman dressed in uniform, can you pick the tsa gal that is suposed to rape you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26799994


It's forced same sex bullshit. The only ones allowed to get off are gays.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/05/2012 01:26 PM
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Today I have to take a flight. This morning I woke up not looking forward to that like I used to when traveling the world.

Now my question about traveling to you:
Since we live in a true democracy........, we are given options to choose from when flying:

OPTION A: Cancer through X-Rays

OPTION B: Public Rape

TODAY, I choose public rape.....lol did I just sound like Deepak Chopra when he says, TODAY, I choose awareness or whatever..?

Your thoughts please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26512480


I have to agree OP, though on my last flight, I was in an unfamiliar airport, and I ended up getting BOTH the cancer and public rape options. I wound up in the cancer machine without realizing it until they asked me to raise my arms. However, because I didn't a good sized wad of cash out of my pocket to put into the bins that everyone can grab from, they asked what I had in my pocket. Even though I explained it was just some cash I didn't want to lose to the chaos of everyone messing with the bins, they felt compelled to grope me then too. Fucking nazi bullshit. I resolved to drive everywhere possible from then on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26077737

I'm also traveling with cash and hate it when they ask me to out it in the bin while they grab all over you and have you lose sight of the bins. Then they move it back and forth through the x ray machine, probably counting the money or just trying to screw with people and making them sweat.
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 03:13 PM
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Some people have to fly. It's not as simple as boycotting airlines.

Everyone should be getting the pat down. If everyone got the pat down then the machines would go away. If everyone opted for the pat down, it would gridlock the system and render TSA obselete.

It is not rape. I fly every single week. Never been molested. It's no different than getting a pat down at a nightclub. I'm not justifying the TSA. Just saying you should not be doing the scan. It's a matter of principle first and protecting yourself second. Remember back scatter X-ray scanners DO damage DNA. It is a vetted fact. They are illegal in many countries because of it.

I fly about 16,000 miles a month. I have only seen ONE OTHER PERSON opt out in all my airport visits. It is horribly disturbing how sheepish the average person is. I've had TSA agents tell me to my face that I'm smart for not scanning.

Anyway, no scans ever. You'd have to be retarded to get scanned. Pussies.
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 03:24 PM
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I like getting on the plane. To many things to worry about than the TSA. Would rather have them doing security then having none.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26857037


Fuck you, shill.
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11/05/2012 03:52 PM
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Some people have to fly. It's not as simple as boycotting airlines.

Everyone should be getting the pat down. If everyone got the pat down then the machines would go away. If everyone opted for the pat down, it would gridlock the system and render TSA obselete.

It is not rape. I fly every single week. Never been molested. It's no different than getting a pat down at a nightclub. I'm not justifying the TSA. Just saying you should not be doing the scan. It's a matter of principle first and protecting yourself second. Remember back scatter X-ray scanners DO damage DNA. It is a vetted fact. They are illegal in many countries because of it.

I fly about 16,000 miles a month. I have only seen ONE OTHER PERSON opt out in all my airport visits. It is horribly disturbing how sheepish the average person is. I've had TSA agents tell me to my face that I'm smart for not scanning.

Anyway, no scans ever. You'd have to be retarded to get scanned. Pussies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27070733


I don't understand why everyone who flies doesn't realize this.
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11/05/2012 03:56 PM
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Traveled to the Czech Republic last month through RDU and opted out of standing in the microwave oven.
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Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 06:11 PM
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Protest. Don't fly. If people would not fly just one day a week, maybe things would change. But if they keep lining up like sheep to be fleeced....nothing changes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27023879


DON'T FLY!!!
AND TELL YOUR AIRLINE WHY. THAT IS THE ONLY POWER WE HAVE.
DO SOMETHING NOW - WHILE YOU CAN-
YOUR VOTE IS
IN THE WALLET.

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Anonymous Coward
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11/07/2012 04:57 PM
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My experience with TSA a couple of days ago:

As I stood in line for the security check, once again no one chose to opt out. All sheeple went through the DNA damaging microwave.
My turn. I said. "I don't want to go through the machine." Then what appears to be a ritual began:
I'm asked to take off my shoes, take off my vest, take off my jacket and put it all through the scanner. Feeling funny with no shoes on, I see a grinning security pot belly pig and a dykish looking female TSA agent with blue gloves come up to me. The pot belly pig says:
"If you choose the pat down, you will be touched in intimate places such as up and in between your legs" He paused. Then continued slowly allthewhile grinnng: "DO YOU STILL WANT THE PAT DOWN?".......Me: "Sure."
Still grinning like a retard the TSA agent shakes his head and the two ask me to follow them.
The dykish looking agent, who actually turned out to be nice but not too smart points to the two foot markings and orders: "Stand over there and spread you legs!"
Comment: I wonder why they have to use such degrading language in their security check ritual. How about wording it more respectfully such as: Please take a wide stance.
She starts the pat down and I tell her about my money belt that is attached to my pants. A red flag goes of. She immediately breaks up the pat down, calls another agent and they take me to a tiny private room.
Then they ask me to remove the belt. I needed scissors. She asks why I sewed it. I said because of the pick pockets and because I didn't want to loose it. Whatever, it should be everyone's right to keep money on their person. One agent brought me a huge pair of scissors. I told her that won't work and she fetched a smaller one. The dykish agent asked me to take of my pants and to wrap myself in paper. HA. I managed to undo the belt. They checked, let me go. They said many women sew money inside their panties and have to take them off and send them through the machine. I was glad it was over.I don't think they change their gloves between people, but the again how many people even choose to opt out...?
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11/07/2012 05:05 PM
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Protest. Don't fly. If people would not fly just one day a week, maybe things would change. But if they keep lining up like sheep to be fleeced....nothing changes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27023879


DON'T FLY!!!
AND TELL YOUR AIRLINE WHY. THAT IS THE ONLY POWER WE HAVE.
DO SOMETHING NOW - WHILE YOU CAN-
YOUR VOTE IS
IN THE WALLET.

bumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11946116


They're just too stupid for that. Sorry.

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