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# Kobe Bryant's 81 points = Illuminati. PROOF!!! [Please Pin]

troydungeon

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01/25/2006 03:44 PM
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Kobe Bryant's 81 points = Illuminati. PROOF!!! [Please Pin]
Kobe Bryant is in the Illuminati, and his 81-point game was no accident. Here is the proof:

He scored 81 points in his 666th career regular season game.

6 + 6 + 6 = 18 --> 81

His height is [6]'[6]" and the year is 200[6].

2006 is a special year, because it contains the date June 6, 2006, which is 6-6-06.

Kobe Bryant was drafted in the year 1996. Using the "99" from "1996," you get the following: 9 + 9 = 18. 18 inverted is 81, and 99 inverted is 66. Thus, 1996 = 1666 (via the 99 --> 66 inversion, which was based upon the 9 + 9 = 18 --> 81 inversion).

The leftover 1 from 1666 (the "year" that he was drafted) matches up with his uniform # 8: 1 and 8 paired together make 18 or 81.

He started playing in the NBA at age 18.

He grew up in Italy and speaks Italian.

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Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2006 03:49 PM
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Thank you for sharing that, even though we may not believe in these elites and their number games.. THEY DO!
So to us it is funny.. to them they laugh at us for we are blind and will easily dismiss these types of patterns.
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Thats the best of the day!
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01/25/2006 03:51 PM
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that funniest part of this thread is the title and the way he is asking to pin this thread haha...priceless
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01/25/2006 03:58 PM
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i have to agree

wait...

ok
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01/25/2006 04:01 PM
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LOL AN HES ALSO A RAPIST WHO GAVE HIS WIFE A 4 MILLION\$ RING NOT TO LEAVE HIM AN TAKE ALL HIS CASHOLA LMAO
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2006 04:10 PM
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6+6+6=18
1+8=9
9
Nine is a composite number, its proper divisors being 1 and 3. It is 3 times 3 and hence the third square number.
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01/25/2006 04:13 PM
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GOOD CATCH!!!!!!!!! OP is correct, regardless of what all the others say!
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01/25/2006 04:15 PM
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BTW
666th game in 2006 is......26
2+6=8

his jersey number...yay. i got it right!

oooooeeeeeooooooo
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2006 05:11 PM
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I would say the numbers don't lie.
johnisevil

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01/25/2006 07:51 PM
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Stupidest thread ever. But thanks for the laugh.
willow

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01/25/2006 07:54 PM
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Question Everything
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01/25/2006 07:56 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2006 07:58 PM
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"Draft: 1996 - 1st round (13th pick) by the Charlotte Hornets "

13th pick?

666th game?

come on, no way it's coincidence, sorry but if you can't see it, it's not the OP that's a crackhead, it's you!

Kilroy
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01/25/2006 08:07 PM
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If you look for something hard enough you will find it even if its not their
Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2006 08:21 PM
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2006 is a special year, because it contains the date June 6, 2006, which is 6-6-06

last time I looked it's not 6-6-6 it's 6-6-2-6, if you are going to use numbers to put forward an argument then please use ALL the figures -
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01/25/2006 08:38 PM
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forgot to mention that Condi is his birth mother!
Kilroy
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01/25/2006 09:12 PM
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2006 is a special year, because it contains the date June 6, 2006, which is 6-6-06

and anything related or not is going to be blamed on this number equation.

Just like Friday the thirteenth any thing that go's wrong is blamed on that day, some subconsciously make things go wrong, and don't even realize it
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01/25/2006 09:22 PM
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So what the fuck does an NBA player have to do with world domination?
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