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First job for all after Romney takes the oval office, all must perform the following...

 
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First job for all after Romney takes the oval office, all must perform the following...
Consecrate yourselves, your time, talents, and everything with which the Lord has blessed you, or with which he may bless you, to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, for the building up of the Kingdom of God on the earth and for the establishment of Zion.

Now bow your head and say "yes"
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Done 5a
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Romney's new empire is the "Kingdom of God." God is an extraterrestrial from Kolob. Zion is where the spirit-brother-of-Lucifer Jesus Christ will return to reign in Independence, Missouri.
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Consecrate yourselves, your time, talents, and everything with which the Lord has blessed you, or with which he may bless you, to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, for the building up of the Kingdom of God on the earth and for the establishment of Zion.

Now bow your head and say "yes"
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clappa

LMAO The general public doesn't understand this cult. They very well might find out the hard way lol.
"Putting your hand into a river, you simultaneously touch the last of what is passing and the first of what is coming."
Leonardo Da Vinci
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God is always above you...solid information on your new magic underwear:
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11/05/2012 11:07 AM
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Will we be forced to take the oath of vengeance against the USA for the death of their prophet?
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We understand that you may not wanted to be obedient to Obama, but once Romney takes the oval office, you must be obedient.

Obedience is mandatory. Do not question authority once Romney is in office.
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Most of you will be converts to the church after Romney takes office. This will help you become obedient converts:
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Consecrate yourselves, your time, talents, and everything with which the Lord has blessed you, or with which he may bless you, to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, for the building up of the Kingdom of God on the earth and for the establishment of Zion.

Now bow your head and say "yes"
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clappa

LMAO The general public doesn't understand this cult. They very well might find out the hard way lol.
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Cult is a strong word. We like to refer to it as a white and delightsome one-true-church.
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One last point on tithing to help carry you over into the new administration. You may wonder how you will get by financially, after giving an additional 10% of your gross income to your new church starting tomorrow? Just remember everyone, even the destitute, gives 10% to the church. This is the most important thing you will now start doing.
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Will I get magic underwear?banana2
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Will I get magic underwear?banana2
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Yes, you will receive one pair of magic undergarments and a replica seer-stone to aid you with your daily decision-making process.
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There are no secrets in the one-true-church:
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Not all puppets are on strings. When Obama was in office, the strings to you were obvious. After High-Priest Romney takes office, you will not even see the strings. Your actions will be directly conveyed from the authority above you.

Smile and be happy that you will be a compliant puppet to a true and honest regime. No more secrets, no more lies about your slavery. Open and authentic servitude will now be your daily routine.
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Cool. Catholic rituals were starting to get boring.
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