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My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 12:12 PM
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My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
I don't trust her that well and sometimes I say things that imply she would or has cheated on me and then she threatens to leave me but so far 100% of the time over the dozens of times she never leaves (even how convincing she tries to be). Part of me wants to stay in this relationship and part of me does not. I don't know what to do. :(
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11/05/2012 12:12 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
does she always drink? :gdb:
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11/05/2012 12:13 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
No
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11/05/2012 12:15 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
Make her do a Dpible penetration 4some

if she stays after that, u got a keeper!
NervousAndJerky

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11/05/2012 12:16 PM

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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
Ya, I've been gettin the same thing from my wife for twenty years.
Perspective is everything
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11/05/2012 12:20 PM

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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
Sleep with her best friend.
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11/05/2012 12:22 PM

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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
Make her do a Dpible penetration 4some

if she stays after that, u got a keeper!
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^^This if you get a chick who stays with you after a 3 some any combo you got a keeper. Plus more 3 somes.
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11/05/2012 12:23 PM

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Leave her...that is stress you do NOT want to keep.
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11/05/2012 12:24 PM
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Break up with her already.
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11/05/2012 12:24 PM
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are you using a proxy?
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11/05/2012 12:25 PM
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Quit push pulling her.

When she finally does leave she will not return.
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11/05/2012 12:26 PM
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eventually, she WILL leave. This is experience speaking, do what you will with it.
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11/05/2012 12:27 PM
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Leave her...that is stress you do NOT want to keep.
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Good tip.
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11/05/2012 12:28 PM

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start quoting from the bible to her. join her in the tub with a bible and read her passages! thats an easy way to get rid of her.

trust me...it works like a charm and she will be fighting to get away!
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11/05/2012 12:28 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
Are you overly possessive, always wanting to know what she is doing and where she is going? If so your relationship is already over!
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11/05/2012 12:29 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
Make her do a Dpible penetration 4some

if she stays after that, u got a keeper!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26744901


^^This if you get a chick who stays with you after a 3 some any combo you got a keeper. Plus more 3 somes.
 Quoting: Red Harvest


yep!

THIS

its the oldest test in the book to test a woman's loyalty
they did it in the bible and still works today

if she likes the cock and enjoys herself in a 3some yet, in the end is yours?!

Holy Fuck MARRY HER!

i attest to this after 12yrs of marriage
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
I don't trust her that well and sometimes I say things that imply she would or has cheated on me and then she threatens to leave me but so far 100% of the time over the dozens of times she never leaves (even how convincing she tries to be). Part of me wants to stay in this relationship and part of me does not. I don't know what to do. :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25234912


You might not be showing her you love her enough. How often do you make accusations? If shes threatening to leave but doesnt then she does really love you, she just wants you to show her how much you love her. Sounds salvagable to me but only if this is right for you both.
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11/05/2012 12:30 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
Leave her...that is stress you do NOT want to keep.
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. join her in the tub with a bible and read her passages!
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The restraining order and the court ordered therapy sessions are not worth it.
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11/05/2012 12:31 PM
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My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does. I don't know what to do. :(
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Change the locks after she leaves for work.
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11/05/2012 12:33 PM
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You have a pretty typical relationship, OP. Why haven't you two crazy kids married yet? Does your state recognize common law marriages? If it does, she could cause financial problems for you if she left.
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11/05/2012 12:34 PM
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You have a pretty typical relationship, OP. Why haven't you two crazy kids married yet? Does your state recognize common law marriages? If it does, she could cause financial problems for you if she left.
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I should have asked; how long are you two together?
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11/05/2012 12:36 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
1) I'm sorry, what can I do?
2) I'm sorry, what can you do?
3) I'm sorry, do what you got to do.
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11/05/2012 01:01 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
Tell her you cheated on her.

If she angrily responds with "Well I have been cheating on you too," you have your answer.

If she responds in tears, start laughing and play it off as a joke. She will understand.

Works everytime.
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11/05/2012 01:07 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
Leave pantys out for her to find.

Just throw them on the bed.

And when shes like "teh fuck?" and admits she was cheating

Just say "I bought those for you"
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11/05/2012 01:11 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
I don't trust her that well and sometimes I say things that imply she would or has cheated on me and then she threatens to leave me but so far 100% of the time over the dozens of times she never leaves (even how convincing she tries to be). Part of me wants to stay in this relationship and part of me does not. I don't know what to do. :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25234912


I've been enduring this with my husband for 5 years. (we married 5 years ago) It is degrading, threatening, makes you feel inferior, you name it. I hate it and I do not like him. It turns a person OFF. It is all about CONTROL. I can't wait til he saids it again...I will tell him GOGOGO!!!!I do not drink, I'm smart and pretty, have a lovely family, he is a total A**hole. See, I told you I can't stand him. The same will happen to you. If you marry her, look for total misery.
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11/05/2012 01:21 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
sometimes I say things that imply she would or has cheated on me
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YOU'RE THE FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11/05/2012 01:28 PM
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sometimes I say things that imply she would or has cheated on me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25234912






YOU'RE THE FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10372663


Lol, somebody has been cheating!
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11/05/2012 01:36 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
Ditch her. NOW. Do NOT wait until you are stuck with this bitch forever.

Will it hurt? Yeah. But it will be worth it when you find someone you can trust, respect, and be genuinely happy with.
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11/05/2012 01:57 PM
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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
she is either trying to control the relationship/you or she is desperately frustrated and is expressing the degree of frustration she is feeling. Obviously she does not want to leave that is why she hasn't. It is your choice to listen to some of these neanderthals on here or man up and try to bridge the communication gap. This type of "insight" into the
relationship is what most women are looking for in men and
there are great rewards for the work.
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11/05/2012 02:09 PM

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Re: My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave, but never does.
So why haven't you left? Just curious. Maybe there's something else going on and you're the scapegoat.
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