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Voting guide for the Conspiracy Theorist

 
Thomas Brinkley
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11/05/2012 04:55 PM
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Voting guide for the Conspiracy Theorist
So who do you vote for knowing what you know?
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Romney for the idiot conspiracy theorist
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You actually believe in the "Anyone but Obama" tactic.

You're voting Romney because you like your conspiracy theory spoon fed to you by the msm and talk radio so you never have to call yourself a conspiracy theorist.

You think Palin, Breitbart, Taitz, Beck, Savage, Limbaugh, Trump, and everyone at FOX News aren't somehow useful idiots for a "rabbit in the hat" operation against Obama.

You're basically buying into the uber obvious pseudo-conspiracy theory that Obama is an Islamic infiltrator, and Islam is trying to take over the world.

You think Drudge is breaking, un-manipulated, veritas.

You've checked everything at WND, and their probings into Obama's shady personal life, and you think his sinful lifestyle is completely abnormal for a post-Kennedy presidency.

You ignore the even shadier shit about the Bush family, whom is alleged to have partaken in pedophilia, and you think George W. Bush was a valiant fighter against an Islamic conspiracy.

You actually think Ron Paul is secretly endorsing Romney, and was simply running option for him during the election.

You won't vote for Obama because he is a Muslim, and you're doing this because you don't understand that Muslims actually believe Jesus to be the Messiah, but Mormons actually believe way weirder shit about the divinity of Joseph Smith, polygamy, israeli-native americans, and the inferiority of black people.

You think we can stop the third world war by being really ready to do it.

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Obama for the tactical conspiracy theorist
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You're voting Obama because you think he is less likely to start the third world war as a butt buddy with George Clooney and Angelina Jolie.

You know he has covered up numerous politically motivated murders and assassinations, but you ignore the low casualty rate this is causing.

You are also ignorant of the high likelihood of a false flag involving mass American casualties from a WMD to justify his eventual movement into war.

You think it will be better for race relations.

You like how shitty his administration is doing, and you think you might be able to get him impeached in the process.

You think it helps motivate a feeling of discontent with the federal government by the rich.

You ignore his incredible ability by his administration to be able to get away with the most blatantly corrupt activities. Even his open ineligibility for office.

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Johnson for the hopelessly romantic conspiracy theorist
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You vote your conscience.

You think your vote will matter, alas, be counted.

You hope there will be a significant enough percentage of Johnson voters that you will be collectively making a statement with your vote.

You think there is a possibility that he will win the popular vote.

You could care less which puppet goes into office, you know it's bad either way.

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You vote for someone obscure who has no chance of winning
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You are truly voting your conscience.

You hope you are making a statement.

You aren't being tactical, and you think you will survive the next four years to try again.

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You aren't voting
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You think it's all busted, and it's a waste of time.

You think that withdrawing your participation actually has some sort of positive effect.

You are lazy.

You are an idiot.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/05/2012 05:05 PM
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/05/2012 05:19 PM
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Thoughts? Bump it for consideration?
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 05:28 PM
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I'll vote Romney simply on the basis of abortion.

No matter who votes what. The devil will get his agenda passed through.
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11/05/2012 05:31 PM
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I'll vote Romney simply on the basis of abortion.

No matter who votes what. The devil will get his agenda passed through.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26531310


thanks for corroborating the original post! Run by me again, what has Romney said he will do about abortion? Why do you think abortion is the most pressing issue?
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 05:33 PM
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wrong board for this. this is a right wing propaganda message board, not a conspiracy site
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/05/2012 05:35 PM
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wrong board for this. this is a right wing propaganda message board, not a conspiracy site
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hahaha. So this becomes a poor place to get info once Romney wins, huh? Nah, they seem to love 9/11 conspiracy theories.
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11/05/2012 05:51 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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I'll vote Romney simply on the basis of abortion.

No matter who votes what. The devil will get his agenda passed through.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26531310


thanks for corroborating the original post! Run by me again, what has Romney said he will do about abortion? Why do you think abortion is the most pressing issue?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24524162


Romney is pro life and will halt funding for planned parenthood.

Nothing seems more important to me than the unheard cries of defenseless babies that are killed in the woumb
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 06:46 PM
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I'll vote Romney simply on the basis of abortion.

No matter who votes what. The devil will get his agenda passed through.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26531310


thanks for corroborating the original post! Run by me again, what has Romney said he will do about abortion? Why do you think abortion is the most pressing issue?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24524162


Romney is pro life and will halt funding for planned parenthood.

Nothing seems more important to me than the unheard cries of defenseless babies that are killed in the woumb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26531310
What about non fetal babies that are killed in war?
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 07:05 PM
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I'll vote Romney simply on the basis of abortion.

No matter who votes what. The devil will get his agenda passed through.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26531310


thanks for corroborating the original post! Run by me again, what has Romney said he will do about abortion? Why do you think abortion is the most pressing issue?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24524162


Romney is pro life and will halt funding for planned parenthood.

Nothing seems more important to me than the unheard cries of defenseless babies that are killed in the woumb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26531310


Have u done research? Google stericycle..the world cannot be that ignorant of the blood on romney.
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11/05/2012 07:10 PM
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I'll vote Romney simply on the basis of abortion.

No matter who votes what. The devil will get his agenda passed through.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26531310


thanks for corroborating the original post! Run by me again, what has Romney said he will do about abortion? Why do you think abortion is the most pressing issue?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24524162


Romney is pro life and will halt funding for planned parenthood.

Nothing seems more important to me than the unheard cries of defenseless babies that are killed in the woumb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26531310


Have u done research? Google stericycle..the world cannot be that ignorant of the blood on romney.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1422018

yeah what he said
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 07:25 PM
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good thread bump :pinit:
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 10:00 PM
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I think we should all vote Johnson
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 10:03 PM
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I'll vote Romney simply on the basis of abortion.

No matter who votes what. The devil will get his agenda passed through.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26531310


thanks for corroborating the original post! Run by me again, what has Romney said he will do about abortion? Why do you think abortion is the most pressing issue?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24524162


Romney is pro life and will halt funding for planned parenthood.

Nothing seems more important to me than the unheard cries of defenseless babies that are killed in the woumb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26531310
What about non fetal babies that are killed in war?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27088133


According to the actions of dear leader, this is quite acceptable.

See: beghazi.
mikebo2

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11/05/2012 10:04 PM

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I fit closest with:

Vote for someone obscure who has no chance of wining.
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 10:07 PM
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I fit closest with:

Vote for someone obscure who has no chance of wining.
 Quoting: mikebo2


why not johnson? You realize America is toast the next four years under the current crime syndicate. We know who they are.
The Myth

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11/05/2012 10:38 PM

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Nothing seems more important to me than the unheard cries of defenseless babies that are killed in the woumb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26531310


What about the very loud, very real cries of defenseless babies NOT killed in the womb? It's been my experience that even the staunchest of pro-life advocates could care less about these unwanted babies AFTER they are born.
Wouldn't it be great to heal the world, with only a song?
Anonymous Coward
11/05/2012 10:39 PM
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Re: Voting guide for the Conspiracy Theorist
but what about Ron Paul?
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 10:42 PM
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but what about Ron Paul?
 Quoting: Wonkish


I think Ron wants you to vote Johnson, but can't say it:

[link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2012 10:50 PM
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bump

might need to karma pin this
TheTruthWorker

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11/05/2012 10:55 PM
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I fit closest with:

Vote for someone obscure who has no chance of wining.
 Quoting: mikebo2


Thread: Will your vote count?
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11/05/2012 11:21 PM
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