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4 More Years of Michelle Obama's Toned, Taut Upper Arms

 
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4 More Years of Michelle Obama's Toned, Taut Upper Arms
I'm not even an Obama supporter, but I chuckle to myself at the thought of the rabid anti-Obama folks living under 4 more years of Michelle Obama's toned, taut upper arms. LOL!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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These days the only black woman I want in my life is Michonne from Walking Dead because she is so FUCKING BAD ASS
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Lol... dude... you need a ***GRAPHIC*** warning in just the title...)))


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Re: 4 More Years of Michelle Obama's Toned, Taut Upper Arms
Moochle is a dude, transvestite.
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Re: 4 More Years of Michelle Obama's Toned, Taut Upper Arms
Toned arms and that extra WIDE LOAD from the rear.
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lol, wth?
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Re: 4 More Years of Michelle Obama's Toned, Taut Upper Arms
Your ol' lady could look like too if she spent as much time swinging from branch to branch.
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Re: 4 More Years of Michelle Obama's Toned, Taut Upper Arms
Along with the arms you get her nutritional advice. She's gonna take care of you, whether you like it or not.
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Re: 4 More Years of Michelle Obama's Toned, Taut Upper Arms
A well armed women is indeed a sight to behold!
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

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Moochle is a dude, transvestite.
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Her eye brows scare me.
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Moochle is a dude, transvestite.
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Her eye brows scare me.
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Your ol' lady could look like too if she spent as much time swinging from branch to branch.
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LOL....
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(S)he has a 5 o'clock shadow at noon.
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It takes a strong, smart, powerful man to bash a woman over her appearance.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
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I am totally sick of seeing The First Wookie going on vacations and mainstream talk shows....

her and her fucking piranha jaw!!!

that damn First Yeti!!!
"...because Marines kill every-thing-we-see!"
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Moochle is a dude, transvestite.
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Her eye brows scare me.
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I had a very weird dream about her several years ago,i never dream about political people at all but outta the blue woke up in sweat and my heart was pounding.

The wookie was tieing someone up(couldnt see who it was)but i could see those man-arms and her ugly horse face telling someone to be still.

True story,do not ever have Jack& coke with 3 servings of Hot wings before bed...it will fuck-up your dream-land.
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I am totally sick of seeing The First Wookie going on vacations and mainstream talk shows....

her and her fucking piranha jaw!!!

that damn First Yeti!!!
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lmao
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It takes a strong, smart, powerful man to bash a woman over her appearance.
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If you're looking for one of those, you're on the wrong forum.cruise
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It takes a strong, smart, powerful man to bash a woman over her appearance.
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If you're looking for one of those, you're on the wrong forum.cruise
 Quoting: last one


lol!

That was my sarcastic irony approach.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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It takes a strong, smart, powerful man to bash a woman over her appearance.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


If you're looking for one of those, you're on the wrong forum.cruise
 Quoting: last one


lol!

That was my sarcastic irony approach.
 Quoting: DOT 2 DOT


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I mean, just look at The First Wookie:


WARNING, YOU MAY THROWUP AFTER SEEING THESE PHOTOS OF THE FIRST YETI......


[link to thechive.com]
"...because Marines kill every-thing-we-see!"
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Re: 4 More Years of Michelle Obama's Toned, Taut Upper Arms
Now, this is more like it....

hopefully, we'll have an attractive First Lady:

[link to www.nndb.com]
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Re: 4 More Years of Michelle Obama's Toned, Taut Upper Arms
imagine: you're alone at night in a cabin and you hear the crackling of twigs and branches...

...footsteps.....

AND THEN SUDDENLY APPEARING IN THE WINDOW IS MICHELE OBAMA!!! THE FIRST WOOKIE!!! AND SHE'S BROUGHT ALONG HER LITTLE WOOK-A-CHIPS!
"...because Marines kill every-thing-we-see!"
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imagine: you're alone at night in a cabin and you hear the crackling of twigs and branches...

...footsteps.....

AND THEN SUDDENLY APPEARING IN THE WINDOW IS MICHELE OBAMA!!! THE FIRST WOOKIE!!! AND SHE'S BROUGHT ALONG HER LITTLE WOOK-A-CHIPS!
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LOL
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She might be built like a brick house, but I can't take 4 more years of her goldbricking vacations!
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Toned arms and that extra WIDE LOAD from the rear.
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These days the only black woman I want in my life is Michonne from Walking Dead because she is so FUCKING BAD ASS
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Re: 4 More Years of Michelle Obama's Toned, Taut Upper Arms
I mean, just look at The First Wookie:


WARNING, YOU MAY THROWUP AFTER SEEING THESE PHOTOS OF THE FIRST YETI......


[link to thechive.com]
 Quoting: leyba


The seventh photo from the top reminds me of a creature from the X-Files, it's no wonder that the secret service gave her(?) the nickname "The Wookie".
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Last Edited by Weasel Keeper on 11/06/2012 12:12 AM
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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Moochle is a dude, transvestite.
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This and she looks like a first round pick for the NBA. Definitely more manly than Barry.
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She's clearly not of this world. Very likely reptilian. As is he.

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