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My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...

 
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My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
She's 100% certain that Romney will win.

She communicated it to me through the use of telepathy.

I always knew she was a clever little kitty but this is a new one for me...

Anywho...this is her first prediction though...so take it with a grain of salt.

hf
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
My cat just told me he missed the litter box.
And, that he is not sorry.
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
My cat told me Obama will win. We shall see which one of our cat's is the smartest tomorrow.
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Did Kitty Say Romney in a Landslide?

If Romney Don't win 330 Electoral Votes Im Gonna Owe Some Dangerous People alot of Money!!!!!

Kitty for Romney in New Jersey?
Kitty for Romney in Minnesota?

Kitty?

catdance
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Your cat probably has more merit than anyone else. ;-)
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Did Kitty Say Romney in a Landslide?

If Romney Don't win 330 Electoral Votes Im Gonna Owe Some Dangerous People alot of Money!!!!!

Kitty for Romney in New Jersey?
Kitty for Romney in Minnesota?

Kitty?

catdance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22787734


She seemed pretty confident.

She didn't give me a state by state break down but She was completely certain of a Romney win.

We'll see...

hiding
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kittens
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My cat is entirely non-partisan...I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss her prediction as it is completely unbiased.

In fact...she rather hates politics...which makes this prediction all the stranger...

hf
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Most cats I talk to tend to be Libertarian.
Not intended to be a factual statement.
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Your cat has been watching FOXNews too much.
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Your cat has been watching FOXNews too much.
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She's usually staring out the window at looking at nothing or chasing imaginary bugs...she's not too big on tv I guess.

Maybe she's been reading politcal polls in the newspapers.
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Most cats I talk to tend to be Libertarian.
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I do not believe my cat has a preference one way or another...she is a free spirit though.

On a related note, someone from our local democrat campaign headquarters tried to get her to register with them...
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Most cats I talk to tend to be Libertarian.
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I do not believe my cat has a preference one way or another...she is a free spirit though.

On a related note, someone from our local democrat campaign headquarters tried to get her to register with them...
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 26966941


They bothered to ask?

Usually they just go ahead and register cats, dogs, dead people, and assorted household items as Democrat in several precincts without even bothering to notify the animal or item in question.
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Did Kitty Say Romney in a Landslide?

If Romney Don't win 330 Electoral Votes Im Gonna Owe Some Dangerous People alot of Money!!!!!

Kitty for Romney in New Jersey?
Kitty for Romney in Minnesota?

Kitty?

catdance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22787734


She seemed pretty confident.

She didn't give me a state by state break down but She was completely certain of a Romney win.

We'll see...

hiding
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 26966941


If you are a trillionaire you will be happy.
If you have less, Damn are you ever gonna be pissed!
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Did Kitty Say Romney in a Landslide?

If Romney Don't win 330 Electoral Votes Im Gonna Owe Some Dangerous People alot of Money!!!!!

Kitty for Romney in New Jersey?
Kitty for Romney in Minnesota?

Kitty?

catdance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22787734


She seemed pretty confident.

She didn't give me a state by state break down but She was completely certain of a Romney win.

We'll see...

hiding
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 26966941


If you are a trillionaire you will be happy.
If you have less, Damn are you ever gonna be pissed!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20068093


Why, that is indeed odd that you happened to mention that because I do happen to be a trillionaire and I will be quite happy under a Romney presidency.

Thanks for your concern... hugs
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Apparently Meow Mix & Catnip win by a landslide.

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:kitler:
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:kitler:
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My cat's hiding under the bed now...
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 Quoting: OP's cat 27109764


Either my cat is way more clever than I dared to imagine or you're an imposter kitty...

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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
My cat seems confused, she said "Mao"
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My cat seems confused, she said "Mao"
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Your cat may be predicting a win by Obama then. hiding
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
My cat seems confused, she said "Mao"
 Quoting: Howard 26231889


Your cat may be predicting a win by Obama then. hiding
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 26966941


I don't think so, it's a white one.
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
My cat seems confused, she said "Mao"
 Quoting: Howard 26231889


Your cat may be predicting a win by Obama then. hiding
 Quoting: Devoted Follower 26966941


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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Now I'm confused. The neighbor's black cat just came around, she said "Mitt", loud an clear.
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:my thinking cat:
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Now I'm confused. The neighbor's black cat just came around, she said "Mitt", loud an clear.
 Quoting: Howard 26231889


There seems to be a growing consensus amongst cats that we will be seeing a Romney victory today.

Cat status update:

My cat is currently still under the bed resting, in a state of quiet contemplation.

She's probably a little anxious about her prediction of a Romney win...that's to be expected I guess..since this is her first ever prediction.

If she's correct I see to it that she get some extra kitty treats.

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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
My cat just told me he missed the litter box.
And, that he is not sorry.
 Quoting: Hellena Handbasket

I can picture the look on his face as he told you. lol
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Re: My cat just told me who'll win the election tomorrow...
Cat status:

Two things have happened...

(1) My cat has just walked by me and glanced at me with a look that conveyed a message of "see, I told you so."

(2)She then proceeded to vomit a hairball on a newspaper that had a picture of Obama on it...

Very telling...

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Your cat has me convinced. I'm going to bed knowing I'll wake up to a R-money Victory. Why bother staying up late?
Not intended to be a factual statement.

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