Why do I hate CANADIANS so fucking much

Glad you escaped then. Don't come back.

dont worry. there is no chance i would ever go bak to that hole

:canuckfan:

sad

That's AWESOME news!!! you're a king among men! a god among insects. The best thing you can do is not come back to Canada! stay away, especially when you're sick or injured and need healthcare. Don't come crawling back when or if Romney becomes el presidente and outsources the last of American jobs. Or when you realize that the only American dream left is meant for the upper upper class as they are the only ones who can afford it.

Canada is getting crowded, especially with some radical extremists that come from Islam, but Canadian's are getting sick as shit with them. You seem just like them, to hate a country that allowed your family safe shelter, your family that came here and built a future, a future that allowed you to be born, that allowed you to travel to the US and take a job from an American citizen. It's a country that will even let you come back and be a part of it after your above temper tantrum rant. We'll even send you a waaaambulance free of charge to pick you up and bring you to a hospital for the operation you'll need to have your head removed from your ass. That massive surgery will also be paid for by fellow Canadians.

I'm also thinking that not too many American's appreciate traitors as that's exactly what you are, given that you and your family have been given so much, yet here you are, stomping your feet, huffing and puffing about how you hate Canada.

It's ok though muffin, I'm sure someday you'll forgive the Canadian that touched you in your "special place", but then again, you're not in Canada, so I doubt you'll ever be able to afford the therapy you so obviously need.

FYI, It's not that Canadian's have no clue about the world, it's just that we don't give a fuck about what goes on in the rest of the world. Canada and Canadians just worry about their country and it's people first.
Twatwaffle.

Last Edited by Smashy76 on 11/06/2012 03:34 AM

Canada is like America's spoiled child. Never had to tough it out, fight some hard battles, and learn some lesson. Not a surprise most of them act like spoiled children.

They really need to be taken over the knee and bare assed spanked hard to teach them some lessons.

go cry about Bronco Bamma

Ohhh Joy. Half your paycheck goes to Healthcare. Some ass hat eat's bad and you pay for his stupids. Great Joy.

you need to read some history books son.

Twatwaffle...lol...I HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. THIS GUY WAS OBVIOUSLY FROM DOWN EAST. HE HATES HIMSELF AND HIS COUNTRY. My next best guess would be he's from Quebec.

Hey buddy don't ever come back. One day real soon you will wish you never ever left.

I find it ironic that the user I quoted "Funney" posts a single word reply. Must be the end times.

Canadians have an "America complex."

The easiest way to enrage a canuck is to point out the true fact that its culture is indistinguishable from that of America.

For what its worth, I do not believe that you are a Canadian. I think you are a disgruntled American who probably got turned back at the border & now you are all bent out of shape.

Guess you didn't get the memo that our Immigration has tightened the loopholes for coming into Canada. You must have a track record. Sucks to be you.

Two word's.

Juno beach.

yep

cuz your a sociopath

same same kiwi

Don't hate them, just enjoy the simple little things like you can completely and subtly insult freely anytime at your leisure and they will take it as a compliment.

Canadians (myself being one of them) are an amazing slave culture you can do *anything* to these people they won't even hiccup as long as you don't touch the following...

a. Hockey night in Canada.
b. Tim Hortons.
c. Nothing else because there isn't enough of a personal identity in these people left they don't even know what the fuck they stand for.

I spent 3 years as a child in Canada - Chatham and St Catherines.

I thought it was a wonderful country and wished my parents hadn't returned to the UK

Where is this "tit of endless weed" of which you speak?

"Branches they bore of that enchanted stem,
Laden with flower and fruit, whereof they gave
To each, but whoso did receive of them
And taste, to him the gushing of the wave
Far far away did seem to mourn and rave
On alien shores; and if his fellow spake,
His voice was thin, as voices from the grave;
And deep-asleep he seem’d, yet all awake,
And music in his ears his beating heart did make."

Americans suck

I feel the same about aussies

Amen!

You probably have sick, irrational fears you should deal with.

Interesting thread.

I was just wondering last night how many Americans would run for the border if Obama is re-elected.

Good to have a feel for what people think of the big "C".

Lay it all out .. Enquiring minds.

Don't badmouth Canada, fucker. You're just a pussy slacker.

Thats almost any city and town in Canada, weed is rampant and in our culture. OP obviously mad because he is smoking Mexican bush @ $40 a gram stay the fuck out of my country you treason's rat. Also I've heard people get jailed for months for a roach in the states probably why OP is so salty.