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Why do I hate CANADIANS so fucking much

 
Thor's Hamster

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Boring they may be. This is because, unlike you Lada, we tend to choose the high road more often than not. So typically, but not in all cases, our insulting ability gets a bit "rusty".

Sorry we can't be a bit more crass or rude.
 Quoting: Wash


I know, it's like you're not capable! I'm not really saying it's a bad thing, it's just a sharp contrast to the rest of the world. As long as you all enjoy yourselves I think it's fantastic.

I come to America by way of Canada within a few generations. I have an Uncle who seems Canadian to me.
 Quoting: Lada D


I think you're confusing "boring/plain" with normal, after experiencing life in America, where there's no higher drama anywhere in the world, most of it revolving around someone's self-importance or delusions of grandeur.
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just like your chest.
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See, even the attempts at insults are boring.
 Quoting: Lada D


just like your boyfriend.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7058809


Ha! See? Did it again!

I think it's getting meta...like "I'm going to out dull myself to amuse myself"

Perhaps this is the basis of Canadian Humor?
 Quoting: Lada D


Not to pile on, but the simplest insults that cut right to the point are best, imo. I'm not "seconding" the insults or anything (I'm staying out of this), but I find them funny. Just sayin'.
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Canadians have an "America complex."

The easiest way to enrage a canuck is to point out the true fact that its culture is indistinguishable from that of America.
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Yes, there are many, many similarities. Also, there are many similarities to other countries. However, most people have their heads so far up their ass they no longer have a subtle mind. This is why you perceive Americans and Canadians to be the same. Your perception sucks. You've been dumbed down to the point of not being able to discern little differences. And it the little differences that matter.

Why ever bother to reply to such a stupid fucking thread. As hipocritical as it is, I loose faith in humanity every time I see a post like this, let alone people replying to it. Go outside you idiots.
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My experience with French Canadians in Quebec was even good. (I know...SHOCKING!!!) ;)
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So you think an imaginary line drawn in the sand makes you better than someone that lives a few hours north of you. We are 6 billion + people living together on a fucking rock floating in an inhospitable vacuum, that's the reality we are faced with. You will meet assholes everywhere, but saying you hate an entire nation because of the few assholes will feed the fires of hatred. I wish glp would remove the flags alltogether until people here can start behaving like human beings. You get one idiot poster that comes on here and everyone starts hating the flag next to his name. So tipical of a generation mindfucked by the entertainment industry.
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He probably got dumped by a canadian girl ...
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the women are HOT !!!!
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Don't hate them, just enjoy the simple little things like you can completely and subtly insult freely anytime at your leisure and they will take it as a compliment.

Canadians (myself being one of them) are an amazing slave culture you can do *anything* to these people they won't even hiccup as long as you don't touch the following...

a. Hockey night in Canada.
b. Tim Hortons.
c. Nothing else because there isn't enough of a personal identity in these people left they don't even know what the fuck they stand for.
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true dat

our passivity to question our handlers is taught since kindergarten

in many ways we are the experiment to emulate
like the horse that is 'trapped' by an easily jumped fence,
we do not desire to escape our captivity,
hence our bland barnyard personna

we fight not for liberty,
but to be further enslaved
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11/06/2012 12:13 PM
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Justin Bieber, Nickelback, Celine Dion, this person. Its pretty clear Canada is abusing the free trade agreement between our two countries.
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11/06/2012 12:17 PM
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Two word's.

Juno beach.
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Amen!
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and Vimy ridge
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Respect to our counsin
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Canada is like America's spoiled child. Never had to tough it out, fight some hard battles, and learn some lesson. Not a surprise most of them act like spoiled children.

They really need to be taken over the knee and bare assed spanked hard to teach them some lessons.
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Vimmy Ridge.
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"If I had Canadian Soldiers, American Technology and British Officers, I would rule the world - Winston Churchill. "
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The non-socialist Canadians are great, the socialist Canadians can all go to hell (and they will).
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The non socialist Canadians are great and a pleasure to know.
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My experience with French Canadians in Quebec was even good. (I know...SHOCKING!!!) ;)
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Moved from Alberta to Quebec when I was 16....never leaving Quebec.
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the women are HOT !!!!
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They knows how to keep you warm in during the cold winter :)
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So you think an imaginary line drawn in the sand makes you better than someone that lives a few hours north of you. We are 6 billion + people living together on a fucking rock floating in an inhospitable vacuum, that's the reality we are faced with. You will meet assholes everywhere, but saying you hate an entire nation because of the few assholes will feed the fires of hatred. I wish glp would remove the flags alltogether until people here can start behaving like human beings. You get one idiot poster that comes on here and everyone starts hating the flag next to his name. So tipical of a generation mindfucked by the entertainment industry.
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pretty good post.
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Not to pile on, but the simplest insults that cut right to the point are best, imo. I'm not "seconding" the insults or anything (I'm staying out of this), but I find them funny. Just sayin'.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


I'm taking this whole thread with a massive grain of salt, I don't know about anyone else.

Salty goodness
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My experience with Canadians is that they tend to be bland and Homogenized. No edge, or if they appear to be edgy it's asthetics only. Neither smart nor stupid. Just a flat middle line.
 Quoting: Lada D

My experience with Canadians and other countries......Is that their are some boring, exciting, interesting, smart or not so smart in every one of them.....I could not condemn a whole nation for the few I have met.....I can't fly blind
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I think it's just fantastic that you are so superior to the rest of us. Awesome job at keeping your nose clean and not rolling around with us pigs in the filth of generalities and tendencies!

joker
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You got that I was superior from what I wrote.......Can you read?????
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Glad you escaped then. Don't come back.
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dont worry. there is no chance i would ever go bak to that hole
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You'd better stay healthy. I wouldn't want to be at the mercy of the crummy health care that you'll have over there if Romney wins the election.
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I was raised in Canada and I am a Canadian citizen yet I hate these fuckers

THey have no goddam clue about life or the world

Essentially most Canadians think they live in a socialist nirvana sucking on the tit of endless weed.

Its sickening, and I am enraged.

I hate these assholes.
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Is it because we are so smugly self assured in both our cerebral superiority and our greater physical beauty?
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I was raised in Canada and I am a Canadian citizen yet I hate these fuckers

THey have no goddam clue about life or the world

Essentially most Canadians think they live in a socialist nirvana sucking on the tit of endless weed.

Its sickening, and I am enraged.

I hate these assholes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2330341


Is that you Todd? If so, I can see what you are so enraged about!
The fact that your mother left you for our Eskimo elder and gave birth to a new son that she loves more than you. the fact that your father left you to be with a native princess who also has a daughter that he loves more than you. The fact that both your separated parents now lead better lives smoking and growing the weed.

Sorry Todd. The fact is that your parents left you for Canadians, because they are more mature than you. They are cooler in the winter and warmer in the summer. It's not your fault Todd. It's not your fault that they canceled your passport so you could not follow them. They just don't like you anymore. It's a hard pill to swallow, but because your no longer Canadian, I'm sure you can find lots of pills to mask the pain of your loss.

P.s. I know Todd is not your real name....I wouldn't divulge your real name on a forum. I feel sad for you Todd. Sad that you didn't proof read your post and find that They is not spelled with a capital H. :)
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11/06/2012 02:33 PM
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why?

I love everyone, because we are all one

we are all human

be love

be light

Fuck nationality

welcome one humanity on planet Earth

peace
jacksprat
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Don't badmouth Canada, fucker. You're just a pussy slacker.
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Canada is like America's spoiled child. Never had to tough it out, fight some hard battles, and learn some lesson. Not a surprise most of them act like spoiled children.

They really need to be taken over the knee and bare assed spanked hard to teach them some lessons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1542120


And THERE is the ideological differences in the subtext of yourbullshit. Americans often believe that war is the answer to everything and necessary.
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Im an american and i dont give a shit who you are, if u got a good attitude then we gonna get along great. If you smoke weed then we will be best friends.
Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.

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I was raised in Canada and I am a Canadian citizen yet I hate these fuckers

THey have no goddam clue about life or the world

Essentially most Canadians think they live in a socialist nirvana sucking on the tit of endless weed.

Its sickening, and I am enraged.

I hate these assholes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2330341


That's AWESOME news!!! you're a king among men! a god among insects. The best thing you can do is not come back to Canada! stay away, especially when you're sick or injured and need healthcare. Don't come crawling back when or if Romney becomes el presidente and outsources the last of American jobs. Or when you realize that the only American dream left is meant for the upper upper class as they are the only ones who can afford it.

Canada is getting crowded, especially with some radical extremists that come from Islam, but Canadian's are getting sick as shit with them. You seem just like them, to hate a country that allowed your family safe shelter, your family that came here and built a future, a future that allowed you to be born, that allowed you to travel to the US and take a job from an American citizen. It's a country that will even let you come back and be a part of it after your above temper tantrum rant. We'll even send you a waaaambulance free of charge to pick you up and bring you to a hospital for the operation you'll need to have your head removed from your ass. That massive surgery will also be paid for by fellow Canadians.

I'm also thinking that not too many American's appreciate traitors as that's exactly what you are, given that you and your family have been given so much, yet you here you are, stomping your feet, huffing and puffing about how you hate Canada.

It's ok though muffin, I'm sure someday you'll forgive the Canadian that touched you in your "special place", but then again, you're not in Canada, so I doubt you'll ever be able to afford the therapy you so obviously need.

FYI, It's not that Canadian's have no clue about the world, it's just that we don't give a fuck about what goes on in the rest of the world. Canada and Canadians just worry about their country and it's people first.
Twatwaffle.
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Ohhh Joy. Half your paycheck goes to Healthcare. Some ass hat eat's bad and you pay for his stupids. Great Joy.
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Not even a quarter. Check your facts.
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Canada is like America's spoiled child. Never had to tough it out, fight some hard battles, and learn some lesson. Not a surprise most of them act like spoiled children.

They really need to be taken over the knee and bare assed spanked hard to teach them some lessons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1542120


last time you tried that we kicked your ass and
marched to your capital and burned it to the ground.

don`t make us do it again
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Canada is like America's spoiled child. Never had to tough it out, fight some hard battles, and learn some lesson. Not a surprise most of them act like spoiled children.

They really need to be taken over the knee and bare assed spanked hard to teach them some lessons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1542120

Are you typing this while sitting on your front porch, shotgun in hand with your brother/father next to you bahaha, why is it that you americans can do nothing but bitch about us? maybe because you cant break your arm and get it fixed for free, canada has its cons but really why are AMERICANS calling us out on them? do you relize whats going on in the states? how fucked up your economy is? i mean you guys wear canadian luggage tags on your stuff while traveling to specific areas because most countries hate americans. This isnt directed to all americans because i know plenty and they are great people but people like you can kiss my canadian fucking ass
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