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Obama Is The Black Neighbor You Borrow Tools From. Romney Is The White Boss Threatening Your Raise.

 
Melrox

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11/06/2012 09:24 AM

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That's funny my black neighbors always knock on the door to ask for some milk or sugar. I've never "borrowed" anything from them. lmao
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11/06/2012 09:26 AM
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No, Obama is the neighbor who "borrows" your tools without asking and redistributes them to others.
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11/06/2012 09:27 AM
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at least u get a job with romney
o ass lets u collect while u cant find a job

then says all is well
u didnt build that
13 trill in debt he didnt do that bush did
he a real winner
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11/06/2012 09:29 AM
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HAHAHa, oblahblah is the neighbor that STOLE your tools and pawned them.
He cant even throw a ball, he for shizzle doesnt know how to use tools or fix anything
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11/06/2012 09:29 AM

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No, Obama is the neighbor who "borrows" your tools without asking and redistributes them to others.
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"Borrows"...So that means he'll give them back. right? lmao
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11/06/2012 09:31 AM
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Obama IS a tool. But he doesn't have any in his garage
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11/06/2012 09:31 AM

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Obama will loan you a tool... that he took from another neighbor because he has a lot of tools that he worked hard for. Then he'll have the neighbor across the street killed so the Muslim Brotherhood can move in.
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11/06/2012 09:31 AM

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The only tools my black neighbor has are a slim-jim and a crowbar.cruise
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Because you are poor white trash.
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You might suprised at what I am.
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11/06/2012 09:40 AM
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Obama IS a tool. But he doesn't have any in his garage
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lol ^^THIS^^
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11/06/2012 09:47 AM
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What kinda tool does Obama have for me to borrow?

Mirror?
Straw?
Razor blade?
Crack pipe?

I doubt very much that he would loan me his golf clubs.
The only tool he's ever held was his college room mates.


That said...I can't picture Romney getting anything done or able to use any kind of tool.
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11/06/2012 09:52 AM
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senseless choosing of a candidate based on superficial attributes, which even the guy I work with is guilty of. Not that any of these two have any issues that actually stand out. They are puppets controlled from a central source. But aren't we all....
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Womens right is only superficial to people who have Dicks and people without daughters.
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All this about one single "women's right", the right to abort your own baby under more circumstances.

I know lots of women who don't want to do any such thing, for them Romney would protect more of the rights THEY care about, like the right not to have our soldiers murdered by the President in a foreign country.
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11/06/2012 09:52 AM
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That's my impression.

Obama is the neighbor who lets you borrow his tool and him and his wife may come to the barbecue sometimes.

Romney is the boss you hate who holds your raise over your head while making you jump through hoops not knowing if he;s gonna fire you or not.

Mitt Romney :"I like being able to fire people who provide me services."
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Except Obama bought all "his" tools and everything in his house with your stolen money.
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11/06/2012 09:55 AM
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The only tools my black neighbor has are a slim-jim and a crowbar.cruise
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Because you are poor white trash.
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You might suprised at what I am.
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curiously I have a slim jim and crow bars, and youd be surprised at what I am and what I've done and what's in store
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11/06/2012 09:55 AM
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Obama is NOT the friendly neighbor, that's a thin act. He's a scary unknown guy. He's been President for 4 years, hardly gave any press conferences, sealed his records immediately, is apparently legally ineligible, has some funny business about his SSN, and for a $5 million donation (or any other inducement) he will absolutely not explain any of it.

Romney is richer than me, he always was, he always will be, but I am pretty good at some things and he might hire me and pay me a market rate to help him get richer. That's a tough game but it's one I know and one I can deal with.

Obama will talk a lot of niceties but in the end, I won't get any of the gravy that comes from him. I am not in one his favored "vulnerable populations", whether I am actually vulnerable or not.
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11/06/2012 10:00 AM

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That's my impression.

Obama is the neighbor who lets you borrow his tool and him and his wife may come to the barbecue sometimes.

Romney is the boss you hate who holds your raise over your head while making you jump through hoops not knowing if he;s gonna fire you or not.

Mitt Romney :"I like being able to fire people who provide me services."
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Wrong....Obama is the neighbor with the overgrown grass, loud music, and 10 cars parked around it. Probably bbqing in the front yard...
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11/06/2012 10:06 AM
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That's my impression.

Obama is the neighbor who lets you borrow his tool and him and his wife may come to the barbecue sometimes.

Romney is the boss you hate who holds your raise over your head while making you jump through hoops not knowing if he;s gonna fire you or not.

Mitt Romney :"I like being able to fire people who provide me services."
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No. Obama is the guy who will lend you a hammer ....that he borrowed from someone else and "forgot" to give back. He will then proceed to borrow your riding lawnmower which he will never return. Although, he will ask you to put fuel in it and to fix it when it stops running. As you are fixing it he will drone on about how no one can really own anything since so many people have a need and there are so few resources.

He will invite you over for a BBQ, but by the time it comes to getting the party started, you will find that somehow you and some of the other guests got snookered into providing everything including the charcoal. There are more people at the BBQ that did not bring anything, because after all you can afford to and they cannot. You will be cajoled into cooking at the grill to feed the guests and will be the last to eat once the preferred guests have gorged. In the meantime, Michelle will complain about the food, in a passive aggressive manner. At the end of it all you will be left still hungry and told that next time you will need to try harder and bring more to the table.

Romney is the guy who is going to provide an intense work environment and expect that you work hard to succeed. He will give enough rope to either hang yourself or climb up. He will be tough, but he will be fair and expect that everyone pull their own weight.

I have worked for a guy like that. I would work for him again.
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11/06/2012 10:13 AM
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That's my impression.

Obama is the neighbor who lets you borrow his tool and him and his wife may come to the barbecue sometimes.

Romney is the boss you hate who holds your raise over your head while making you jump through hoops not knowing if he;s gonna fire you or not.

Mitt Romney :"I like being able to fire people who provide me services."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26283681


No. Obama is the guy who will lend you a hammer ....that he borrowed from someone else and "forgot" to give back. He will then proceed to borrow your riding lawnmower which he will never return. Although, he will ask you to put fuel in it and to fix it when it stops running. As you are fixing it he will drone on about how no one can really own anything since so many people have a need and there are so few resources.

He will invite you over for a BBQ, but by the time it comes to getting the party started, you will find that somehow you and some of the other guests got snookered into providing everything including the charcoal. There are more people at the BBQ that did not bring anything, because after all you can afford to and they cannot. You will be cajoled into cooking at the grill to feed the guests and will be the last to eat once the preferred guests have gorged. In the meantime, Michelle will complain about the food, in a passive aggressive manner. At the end of it all you will be left still hungry and told that next time you will need to try harder and bring more to the table.

Romney is the guy who is going to provide an intense work environment and expect that you work hard to succeed. He will give enough rope to either hang yourself or climb up. He will be tough, but he will be fair and expect that everyone pull their own weight.

I have worked for a guy like that. I would work for him again.
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a most excellent appraisal!!
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11/06/2012 10:19 AM
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I think if you REALLY knew Obama, you wouldn't like him. Phony prick.
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11/06/2012 10:36 AM
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Obama will loan you a tool... that he took from another neighbor because he has a lot of tools that he worked hard for. Then he'll have the neighbor across the street killed so the Muslim Brotherhood can move in.
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truth.