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An open letter to Jesus

 
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Show me where I have falsified or misrepresented scripture... This will be fun.

Did your political team lose?

You sound very bitter today!

I'll turn the other cheek, try it it works.

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


I suppose since you seem to be incapable of self-reflection, you will either flatly deny what I say or choose to attack me to divert attention away from yourself. Please prove me wrong.

You entered this thread, agreed with the very obvious mocking tone that the OP displayed, and then falsely accused me of judging him to try to prove (at least in your own head) that I do not practice what I preach. I pointed out how you falsely judged me, to which you proceeded to mock me as well. If that is properly representing the bible from a scholar such as yourself, you must be thinking of an entirely different book than I am.

I would ask you, did you read the bible with the sole intention to try and ridicule Christians? If you did, then you did so for the wrong reasons. If you did, you did so out of spite, and you now use whatever excerpts you can find to justify and assist you in that endeavor. Again, please prove me wrong.
 Quoting: Rising Son


I reflect on myself all the time and I would love to approach the topic of the Bible and others in a much more reasonable way.

But even Jesus himself had trouble keeping his cool when he was confronted with so many teachings that were wrong, because of indoctrination and falsehoods.

I will get back to you with this reply... It is a long story and I want to be accurate. Sorry!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


Ironic - how you cite where Jesus was angered by the disrespect shown to God, as justification for your approval of that same disrespect. You just equated what you did in this thread to "losing your cool" like Jesus did. I really cannot believe you just did that, and I was a fool to think I could reason with you. Just as I suspected, you are not sorry for what you said, because you just tried to justify it. Jesus never mocked anyone, and He was much more humble than you are.
 Quoting: Rising Son


Ironic that I was going to try and approach you with a little more respect and you put this comment in.

Poof! There goes the respect... Stop whining!
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This totally reminds me of when I was little and wrote a letter to Santa saying that even though nobody else believed in him, and I'd found the box for the previous years gift in our attic, I still believed but needed a sign. I was really upset, getting the piss taken out of me, and bullied by other kids for believing in Santa. I asked for nothing more than him to show himself to me, I didn't care about any gifts, just wanted proof that my lovely idea was real.

Maybe I just didn't have enough faith?
Out of this ugliness may come,
Some day, so beautiful a flower,
That men will wonder at that hour,
Remembering smoke and flowerless slum,
And ask-glimpsing the agony
Of the slaves who wrestle to be free-
'But why were all the poets dumb?'
-William Montgomerie

So many gods, so many creeds,
So many paths that wind and wind,
While just the art of being kind
Is all the sad world needs.
-Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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11/07/2012 07:45 AM

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Dear Showtime,

You did not really expect that Jesus would answer. He will not because he was not a god and he is dead. Jesus was a reincarnation of Adam, but a reincarnation was all he was. Reincarnation does not mean much more than recycling a process thread as most people do not remember anything about any previous life.

Adam reincarnated into Noah, Abraham, Joseph, Moses, David, Jesus and Mohammed, but also into Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Emperor Justianus I, Martin Luther, Louis XIV, Napoleon, former US President Garfield and Adolf Hitler, to name a few (see link below: God is a woman and Jesus was Her husband). This information was revealed to me by God, so you have an answer now.

Jesus cannot change the world but this universe is a virtual reality, and we are all simulations of humans controlled by a programme. Nothing happens without God wanting it to happen (see link below: The universe is a virtual reality). God also revealed to me what is needed for the future, so I wrote a plan. Everyone can help to make the plan for the future a reality (see link below: The plan for the future).

Sincerely,

niphtrique

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The Plan for the Future: [link to www.naturalmoney.org]
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11/07/2012 08:42 AM
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Dear Jesus

We on GLP hear so much about you all the time. In fact, we hear about you just about everywhere. Now, I don't want to ramble on here so I'm going to get straight to the point :-)

It appears that your earthly worshippers have this idea that you're coming back really, really soon. They quote the Bible and numerous other 'sources', some even claiming to hear directly from you.

Being a god and the Son of God you must surely be able to let us all know that this is indeed fact. If you can't, then I'm sorry to say you're not a god. There are so many of us who would in the blink of an eye worship and praise you if you were to just make yourself known other than through the works of men (You should be more than aware of what people really are).

Your 'word' has been hopelessly corrupted by now and even you must see this. Surely you cannot expect intelligent, rational people to take the Bible as your truth. It's a mish mosh of confusion and not even your most devoted followers seem able to make much sense of it.

So what I'm asking is...give us a sign.

Nothing over the top but just something. Maybe a cross on the moon or just blot out the Sun for a bit and say "I am the Lord your God, I am Jesus Christ" for all to hear.
Hiding away isn't do you any favours!

This way we'll all be for You without any doubt, so come on...we're waiting!

Ps. You MUST know that I have posted this because You know all things, so please don't ignore me :-)
 Quoting: Showtime 4132689


The wicked shall be given no signs, but the end has come once He whom was and is and is to come stands upon the mount of olives.
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Oh OP isn't wicked Spirit of Truth... why would you even suggest that?

To do that you would have to make a judgement.

Now what did Jesus say about judging others?... Hmm! That's a tough one!
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All mankind are in eyes of God wicked cept but a few.
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So what I'm asking is...give us a sign.
 Quoting: Showtime 4132689


A wicked and sinful generation asks for a sign.

The only sign I will give you is the sign of Jonah.

I have written a book.

Empty your cup of knowledge and take three days to read my book and contemplate what I am saying.

There are two witnesses to my work.

Find the "newageman" or "Akragon" and they will guide you through it.

If you are Muslim, go see the "queenofangels_17", who will mark you as a believer or unbeliever.

Then go see David's forum and see where I resurrected Mohamed and appointed him my Mahdi. "Who am I", that's the question of my work there.

Take this journey...

Then you will know all.

With Love,

Your Brother
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Ye take many drugs and have fryed thine brain why saith thou ye be Jesus, repent of your offense for ye be greatly decieved and now commit bearing false witness.

Woe unto ye thou IAMIAM for ye are not he and using his name so shall ye take part in woes to come upon wicked lest ye repent and forsake the teachings ye have given unto many which are poison unto their souls.
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Ye take many drugs and have fryed thine brain why saith thou ye be Jesus, repent of your offense for ye be greatly decieved and now commit bearing false witness.

Woe unto ye thou IAMIAM for ye are not he and using his name so shall ye take part in woes to come upon wicked lest ye repent and forsake the teachings ye have given unto many which are poison unto their souls.
 Quoting: Spiritoftruth 26530436


You do not know who I am. You do not know where I come from or where I go. Who are you to pass such judgement on a stranger?

The LORD is witness to my testimony. The LORD holds my life in his hands and prolongs it or ends it at his will. Every word I type comes from him, and is sanctified by him.

I do not fear my LORD for I am his servant. A pot fashioned by his hands to fulfill his will as he designed it.

What of you?

Are you here in the name of the LORD?

Has he sent you here to accuse or to judge me?

Is that YOUR purpose?
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Our faith is our confirmation of belief. Jesus Christ will come again when it is time for Him to do so. Until then, we do our best to prepare ourselves for His arrival. We do not mock or question God's plan, we try our best to understand it and we wait patiently with love in our hearts.

I do not want to assume anything about you, but simply based on what you wrote, you seem very spiteful or mocking in your "letter". If I am wrong about you and you are honestly seeking God with clear intentions, then I apologize for misunderstanding you.
 Quoting: Rising Son


Well I'm sorry but to make the statements you are making aren't you judging OP?... Go figure...

BUT, if GOD created everything, he created humour and levity and sarcasm, he will understand how so many people just can't trust the preachers and followers enough to believe.

Afterall they don't seem to be very good at following Jesus' precise teachings, do they?

That may be why he said

Matthew 5:3 Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

AND

Matthew 20:16 So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

When put together, these verses may be a loud warning to believers who keep correcting people when they themselves are wrong!

I don't see OP did anything wrong whatsoever!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


Why are you judging him? Maybe you should practice what you preach. You look like a hypocrite now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27098374


I'm not a Christian... show me in my philosophical and belief system where I said "I shalt not judge"?

Oh Oh - You just stepped in it then...1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


Not a Christian? But you made this thread only recently.

Thread: Im that rabid "God hating" Aussie..or at least..I was..and I just wanted to say...

Should have known you were just a bitter deceiver. Repent!

Once again, you fell into the hypocrite trap but you can't see that, can you? lol that's funny.
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Like I said, you see and hear nothing, other than your own skewed and broken view of the world. I love how instead of listening to what I said, you chose to mock me instead. You are fully engaged in attempting to point out how you are right and everyone else is wrong, without even trying to look in the mirror. I can see there is no point in trying to reason with you, we both know why you entered this thread. Just a word of advice - you can expect to be treated how you treat others, no matter what your beliefs are.
 Quoting: Rising Son


Sadly, you have obviously been hurt... Sorry about that.

But if you actually could reflect on Jesus' teachings you will find that they nailed him to a cross when they just didn't understand his message.

Well, that is what your prediction will do to me... Is that what you are hoping for?

Of course that won't happen because I know the Bible better than the believers. I can't justify the Mosaic atrocities as being GOD'S will so I actually defend GOD against such beliefs.

I quote Jesus' precise words and they hurt people because they are proving people not to be practising what they preach.

Don't get annoyed... LISTEN!

But if you get annoyed... sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


I can tell by your lack of empathy that you are most likely not sorry, but don't worry - I have thicker skin than you have given me credit for. So you are a biblical scholar and know the scriptures better than anyone? If that is true, you do a worse job representing the scriptures than those you ridicule. Hypocrites aren't we all...
 Quoting: Rising Son


Show me where I have falsified or misrepresented scripture... This will be fun.

Did your political team lose?

You sound very bitter today!

I'll turn the other cheek, try it it works.

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


lol @ how you conveniently glossed over this.

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. John 7:24 ;)

This is where you have falsified and misrepresented scripture. They are Yeshua's own words or are you going to deny that as well and pick and choose what you like and don't like from the word as you have done in the past. The word of God rebuke you, sad to see that you are still Satan's slave.
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Sadly, you have obviously been hurt... Sorry about that.

But if you actually could reflect on Jesus' teachings you will find that they nailed him to a cross when they just didn't understand his message.

Well, that is what your prediction will do to me... Is that what you are hoping for?

Of course that won't happen because I know the Bible better than the believers. I can't justify the Mosaic atrocities as being GOD'S will so I actually defend GOD against such beliefs.

I quote Jesus' precise words and they hurt people because they are proving people not to be practising what they preach.

Don't get annoyed... LISTEN!

But if you get annoyed... sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


I can tell by your lack of empathy that you are most likely not sorry, but don't worry - I have thicker skin than you have given me credit for. So you are a biblical scholar and know the scriptures better than anyone? If that is true, you do a worse job representing the scriptures than those you ridicule. Hypocrites aren't we all...
 Quoting: Rising Son


Show me where I have falsified or misrepresented scripture... This will be fun.

Did your political team lose?

You sound very bitter today!

I'll turn the other cheek, try it it works.

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


lol @ how you conveniently glossed over this.

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. John 7:24 ;)

This is where you have falsified and misrepresented scripture. They are Yeshua's own words or are you going to deny that as well and pick and choose what you like and don't like from the word as you have done in the past. The word of God rebuke you, sad to see that you are still Satan's slave.
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You always say Jesus said not to judge contradicting the verse I posted above and ignorantly not knowing the difference between Righteous Judgement and Hypocritical Judgement.

"Well I'm sorry but to make the statements you are making aren't you judging OP?... Go figure..."
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Well I'm sorry but to make the statements you are making aren't you judging OP?... Go figure...

BUT, if GOD created everything, he created humour and levity and sarcasm, he will understand how so many people just can't trust the preachers and followers enough to believe.

Afterall they don't seem to be very good at following Jesus' precise teachings, do they?

That may be why he said

Matthew 5:3 Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

AND

Matthew 20:16 So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

When put together, these verses may be a loud warning to believers who keep correcting people when they themselves are wrong!

I don't see OP did anything wrong whatsoever!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


Why are you judging him? Maybe you should practice what you preach. You look like a hypocrite now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27098374


I'm not a Christian... show me in my philosophical and belief system where I said "I shalt not judge"?

Oh Oh - You just stepped in it then...1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


Not a Christian? But you made this thread only recently.

Thread: Im that rabid "God hating" Aussie..or at least..I was..and I just wanted to say...

Should have known you were just a bitter deceiver. Repent!

Once again, you fell into the hypocrite trap but you can't see that, can you? lol that's funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27218222


I think you need to go to a psychiatrist as I never made that thread. That is the first time I have even seen that thread!

Do not bear false witness!

Oh Oh - You just stepped in it again...1rof1

There are none so blind than those that will not see.

Wake up!
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Sadly, you have obviously been hurt... Sorry about that.

But if you actually could reflect on Jesus' teachings you will find that they nailed him to a cross when they just didn't understand his message.

Well, that is what your prediction will do to me... Is that what you are hoping for?

Of course that won't happen because I know the Bible better than the believers. I can't justify the Mosaic atrocities as being GOD'S will so I actually defend GOD against such beliefs.

I quote Jesus' precise words and they hurt people because they are proving people not to be practising what they preach.

Don't get annoyed... LISTEN!

But if you get annoyed... sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


I can tell by your lack of empathy that you are most likely not sorry, but don't worry - I have thicker skin than you have given me credit for. So you are a biblical scholar and know the scriptures better than anyone? If that is true, you do a worse job representing the scriptures than those you ridicule. Hypocrites aren't we all...
 Quoting: Rising Son


Show me where I have falsified or misrepresented scripture... This will be fun.

Did your political team lose?

You sound very bitter today!

I'll turn the other cheek, try it it works.

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


lol @ how you conveniently glossed over this.

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. John 7:24 ;)

This is where you have falsified and misrepresented scripture. They are Yeshua's own words or are you going to deny that as well and pick and choose what you like and don't like from the word as you have done in the past. The word of God rebuke you, sad to see that you are still Satan's slave.
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Well with the mistakes you have made on this thread you could hardly call yourself righteous.

Look have it your way - Your GOD agrees totally with Moses and accepts as reasonable behaviour mass murder, slavery, stoning, ethnic cleansing, infanticide and allows priests to put dust in holy water to test a woman's fidelity (Not men's)and to cause abortions and believes in Sharia Law (Mosaic Law).

My GOD on the other hand wouldn't be apart of any of those things. HE is a GOD of love!

You win - Your GOD is UGLY = CONGRATULATIONS!
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I suppose since you seem to be incapable of self-reflection, you will either flatly deny what I say or choose to attack me to divert attention away from yourself. Please prove me wrong.

You entered this thread, agreed with the very obvious mocking tone that the OP displayed, and then falsely accused me of judging him to try to prove (at least in your own head) that I do not practice what I preach. I pointed out how you falsely judged me, to which you proceeded to mock me as well. If that is properly representing the bible from a scholar such as yourself, you must be thinking of an entirely different book than I am.

I would ask you, did you read the bible with the sole intention to try and ridicule Christians? If you did, then you did so for the wrong reasons. If you did, you did so out of spite, and you now use whatever excerpts you can find to justify and assist you in that endeavor. Again, please prove me wrong.
 Quoting: Rising Son


I reflect on myself all the time and I would love to approach the topic of the Bible and others in a much more reasonable way.

But even Jesus himself had trouble keeping his cool when he was confronted with so many teachings that were wrong, because of indoctrination and falsehoods.

I will get back to you with this reply... It is a long story and I want to be accurate. Sorry!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


Ironic - how you cite where Jesus was angered by the disrespect shown to God, as justification for your approval of that same disrespect. You just equated what you did in this thread to "losing your cool" like Jesus did. I really cannot believe you just did that, and I was a fool to think I could reason with you. Just as I suspected, you are not sorry for what you said, because you just tried to justify it. Jesus never mocked anyone, and He was much more humble than you are.
 Quoting: Rising Son


Ironic that I was going to try and approach you with a little more respect and you put this comment in.

Poof! There goes the respect... Stop whining!
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If you look at how you have treated others in this thread and actually self-reflect instead of giving it lip service, you would see you never demonstrated any respect to begin with. Like I said before, you get what you give - so this really shouldn't be a surprise for you. If I were you, I would start treating people with more respect and showing more empathy, you will be pleased with how differently they respond to you when they see you actually do care about trying to understand them.

Last Edited by Rising Son on 11/08/2012 01:17 AM
"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." - Revelation 21:4

Truth needs no validation because it is self-evident and undeniable. Therefore, anything that requires validation to be realized or justified as truth must contain at least some degree of falsehood.
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I reflect on myself all the time and I would love to approach the topic of the Bible and others in a much more reasonable way.

But even Jesus himself had trouble keeping his cool when he was confronted with so many teachings that were wrong, because of indoctrination and falsehoods.

I will get back to you with this reply... It is a long story and I want to be accurate. Sorry!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


Ironic - how you cite where Jesus was angered by the disrespect shown to God, as justification for your approval of that same disrespect. You just equated what you did in this thread to "losing your cool" like Jesus did. I really cannot believe you just did that, and I was a fool to think I could reason with you. Just as I suspected, you are not sorry for what you said, because you just tried to justify it. Jesus never mocked anyone, and He was much more humble than you are.
 Quoting: Rising Son


Ironic that I was going to try and approach you with a little more respect and you put this comment in.

Poof! There goes the respect... Stop whining!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


If you look at how you have treated others in this thread and actually self-reflect instead of giving it lip service, you would see you never demonstrated any respect to begin with. Like I said before, you get what you give - so this really shouldn't be a surprise for you. If I were you, I would start treating people with more respect and showing more empathy, you will be pleased with how differently they respond to you when they see you actually do care about trying to understand them.
 Quoting: Rising Son


Did you see the "stop whining" comment?

I put it there for a reason... 1rof1

You sound old enough to be my great great grandfather...

lolsign

But back to the topic at hand, I believe in your GOD now... Hail Caesar!

lolsign
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Ironic - how you cite where Jesus was angered by the disrespect shown to God, as justification for your approval of that same disrespect. You just equated what you did in this thread to "losing your cool" like Jesus did. I really cannot believe you just did that, and I was a fool to think I could reason with you. Just as I suspected, you are not sorry for what you said, because you just tried to justify it. Jesus never mocked anyone, and He was much more humble than you are.
 Quoting: Rising Son


Ironic that I was going to try and approach you with a little more respect and you put this comment in.

Poof! There goes the respect... Stop whining!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1190661


If you look at how you have treated others in this thread and actually self-reflect instead of giving it lip service, you would see you never demonstrated any respect to begin with. Like I said before, you get what you give - so this really shouldn't be a surprise for you. If I were you, I would start treating people with more respect and showing more empathy, you will be pleased with how differently they respond to you when they see you actually do care about trying to understand them.
 Quoting: Rising Son


Did you see the "stop whining" comment?

I put it there for a reason... 1rof1

You sound old enough to be my great great grandfather...

lolsign

But back to the topic at hand, I believe in your GOD now... Hail Caesar!

lolsign
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That's fine - I will no longer waste your time. I'm sure you have many other Christians and religious people on this site to mock and ridicule, so you better get to your important work. When you grow up and learn how to behave like an adult, please take another look at my suggestions.
"And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." - Revelation 21:4

Truth needs no validation because it is self-evident and undeniable. Therefore, anything that requires validation to be realized or justified as truth must contain at least some degree of falsehood.
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Matthew 24:30 (KJV)
And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

When the sign of the Son of man is seen all the tribes of the earth will mourn. No rejoicing or celebration but mourning.

It is a sign that is seen, not the Son of man, but the SIGN of the Son of man.

I believe it to be a comet or an asteroid, because that is the only thing I can think of that would cause all of the tribes of the earth to mourn.

Because it is in scripture I believe it will come true.
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Hi, Sweetie:

--- Jesus has died quite a long time ago. He was slapped and humiliated to death by you all Christians in the world today. However He still left a SIGN to me for All you Christians in the world and asks me to show it some day. I believe today is the day to show you all. He especially stressed me and repeatedly urged me that since you all Christians are slow and retarded, I need to show the SIGN six times, otherwise all you Christians may not get it. Here is:

... stir ... stir ... stir ... stir ... stir ... stir

--- Jesus’ Dad, YWHW, has also died recently. He was screwed and mocked to death by all you Christians in the World today. But He also left a SIGN to me for all the Jesus worshipping Christians on Earth. He especially repeatedly warn me, that since you all Christians are stupid and have low IQs, so I need to show you at least six times of this SIGN. Here is the SIGN:

... bushfing... bushfing... bushfing... bushfing... bushfing... bushfing

--- I personally strongly believe that all you Christians are intentionally planned Fucked Up and intentionally plotted Screwed Up all things all the time. You are NOT retarded and you are NOT stupid at all. Instead, you all Christians are OVER Smart, Over IQs. Here is my Final SIGN for you Christians all. Just in case you do not get it, so I repeat it six times.

... butt ... butt ... butt ... butt ... butt ... butt

PS: Sweetie: do not take this message personally. Though the question is yours. But the answers are not for you. This message is for all Christians in the world today. This is my message for all the Christians that are still waiting for the SIGN to come.

This message is the seal Capstone of my accomplishment for all the painful and dirty long journey for all the Christians in the whole world that started on April 15, 2001. It ranged 11 years 6 month and 23 days.

This message is the seal milestone of grand CUT-OFFs of my all relationships to all Christians in the whole world. It is the Ultimate END between ME and ALL Christians.

--- Do NOT Pretend that you Christians are Innocent. I DO NOT BUT IT at all.

lmao
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This totally reminds me of when I was little and wrote a letter to Santa saying that even though nobody else believed in him, and I'd found the box for the previous years gift in our attic, I still believed but needed a sign. I was really upset, getting the piss taken out of me, and bullied by other kids for believing in Santa. I asked for nothing more than him to show himself to me, I didn't care about any gifts, just wanted proof that my lovely idea was real.

Maybe I just didn't have enough faith?
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Maybe you killed Santa by snooping around for presents and finding out that a bunch of little elves in the North Pole hadn't made them and transported them to you via flying Reindeer. : )

peace

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Hi, Sweetie:

--- Jesus has died quite a long time ago. He was slapped and humiliated to death by you all Christians in the world today. However He still left a SIGN to me for All you Christians in the world and asks me to show it some day. I believe today is the day to show you all. He especially stressed me and repeatedly urged me that since you all Christians are slow and retarded, I need to show the SIGN six times, otherwise all you Christians may not get it. Here is:

... stir ... stir ... stir ... stir ... stir ... stir

--- Jesus’ Dad, YWHW, has also died recently. He was screwed and mocked to death by all you Christians in the World today. But He also left a SIGN to me for all the Jesus worshipping Christians on Earth. He especially repeatedly warn me, that since you all Christians are stupid and have low IQs, so I need to show you at least six times of this SIGN. Here is the SIGN:

... bushfing... bushfing... bushfing... bushfing... bushfing... bushfing

--- I personally strongly believe that all you Christians are intentionally planned Fucked Up and intentionally plotted Screwed Up all things all the time. You are NOT retarded and you are NOT stupid at all. Instead, you all Christians are OVER Smart, Over IQs. Here is my Final SIGN for you Christians all. Just in case you do not get it, so I repeat it six times.

... butt ... butt ... butt ... butt ... butt ... butt

PS: Sweetie: do not take this message personally. Though the question is yours. But the answers are not for you. This message is for all Christians in the world today. This is my message for all the Christians that are still waiting for the SIGN to come.

This message is the seal Capstone of my accomplishment for all the painful and dirty long journey for all the Christians in the whole world that started on April 15, 2001. It ranged 11 years 6 month and 23 days.

This message is the seal milestone of grand CUT-OFFs of my all relationships to all Christians in the whole world. It is the Ultimate END between ME and ALL Christians.

--- Do NOT Pretend that you Christians are Innocent. I DO NOT BUT IT at all.

lmao
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Nobody wants a sign? Christians? Surely confirmation of your belief is something you'd want!? Odd...
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Our faith is our confirmation of belief. Jesus Christ will come again when it is time for Him to do so. Until then, we do our best to prepare ourselves for His arrival. We do not mock or question God's plan, we try our best to understand it and we wait patiently with love in our hearts.

I do not want to assume anything about you, but simply based on what you wrote, you seem very spiteful or mocking in your "letter". If I am wrong about you and you are honestly seeking God with clear intentions, then I apologize for misunderstanding you.
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"All human beings are made of the same divine quintessence. The only difference between them is that some have learned to work on this quintessence and to develop it, while others leave it dormant. We refer to this quintessence as the image of God.

If we compare ourselves to Jesus, the distance between us is obviously immense. But if we were not of the same quintessence as he, he would not have said: ‘The one who believes in me will also do the works that I do and, in fact, will do greater works than these.’ To be able to do what Jesus did, we must share the same nature. Lead cannot do what gold can do, because it is not of the same nature. As for us, it can be said that we contain within us an atom of gold, but it is completely surrounded by an entire gangue of base materials. Our work is to transform these worthless materials into gold, which is the true meaning of alchemy."

hf
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The above... Very well put!
Imho Jesus was never about Jesus, always about the Divine
He was a heart like you and me, a light showing us the way...

That path goes inside, into the gold of your own heart, the innermost fire and crystal clear water...
It is all about a choice...
Love or fear...

If you chose love, and fully put your will behind this, your heart will open
Open for the voice in eternity within you, open for that love abundant which flows through and from us all, heart-connecting, purpose-creating
Then the divine speaks and lives through you
Every moment you will experience as the wonder you seek

If you chose fear, then you will close your self more and more down, ask for proof, gaze only through your senses, what can be measured, what can be logically deducted... What can be controlled, bent
You will be caught within time, space and cold reason, like a beautiful bird in an amazing cage

Our moment of truth will soon dawn upon us
The innermost of our essense... Spirit... Will gaze into the mirror
The mirror that is us, you, me in this reality
That is the moment where we truly have to see deeply what choices did we make
Love and joy
Or
Fear and control

The spirit shall look and speak
Everything will be out in the open
No running or hiding from our own innermost
Just what is, is

So the choice is yours, from within your heart

Asking for wonders or seeking what is real in your essence and living it?

Love
rose
Truth and Love...
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Maybe you are:

"I'm" asking to show.....Them as "Us"......is the wrong direction to point your request you are requesting of.

I'm can not mediate the imparting of belief unto any by I'm's request.

Instead since you are a and the "I'm"......limit your request to what you want for and from your own self and don't include any "us's".

You could ask for any sign and this of course being left up to the granter could be many many things ...like:
Leprosy
Blindness
Muteness
A fissure opening in the earth swallowing you up into it as it closes up on you.
Lightening strike you.

Baldness would be a good one to ask for...there was a man one time who said if there was a God then I am bald and will not even have a hair on my head.

We nicknamed Him Onion Head.......got struck dead by lightening in a boat with two other men years later..

We then referred to him as Fried Onion Head we even made a camp joke about him kind of a poem to tell the story of the stripped naked Onion Head....all round and bumpy not a hair left.

It ended this way...

Poor Ole Onion Head changed his mind and still struck dead
Fried him good as a sign unto us all
Be careful what you say or the fire might fall
Right back on your head after you have forgotten
The tempting takes time to meet the end of its line
When its returned to sender like an unpaid fine...:(

Some times I feel like a nut sometimes I don't...
yet
All minds are like nut meats...and all their shells are hard.
Cracking into that mind takes time realizing it don't.

Have a good day and take it easy something good this way comes....if you are looking for it...:)
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Dear Jesus

We on GLP hear so much about you all the time. In fact, we hear about you just about everywhere. Now, I don't want to ramble on here so I'm going to get straight to the point :-)

It appears that your earthly worshippers have this idea that you're coming back really, really soon. They quote the Bible and numerous other 'sources', some even claiming to hear directly from you.

Being a god and the Son of God you must surely be able to let us all know that this is indeed fact. If you can't, then I'm sorry to say you're not a god. There are so many of us who would in the blink of an eye worship and praise you if you were to just make yourself known other than through the works of men (You should be more than aware of what people really are).

Your 'word' has been hopelessly corrupted by now and even you must see this. Surely you cannot expect intelligent, rational people to take the Bible as your truth. It's a mish mosh of confusion and not even your most devoted followers seem able to make much sense of it.

So what I'm asking is...give us a sign.

Nothing over the top but just something. Maybe a cross on the moon or just blot out the Sun for a bit and say "I am the Lord your God, I am Jesus Christ" for all to hear.
Hiding away isn't do you any favours!

This way we'll all be for You without any doubt, so come on...we're waiting!

Ps. You MUST know that I have posted this because You know all things, so please don't ignore me :-)
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He gives you many signs and you do not listen.
What about FUKUSHIMA?
What about HAITI earthquake?
What about the SUPERSTORM on the East Coast?

He even died and rose from the dead to give you a sign forever.

You STILL did not believe.

Only an evil generation asks for signs.
The humble and faithful recognize Truth for what it is.
Rooted in Love and the Compassion of what Jesus Christ did on the cross.

These are those that belong to Him forever.
They that did not see Him, have such greater Joy in their FAITH and PROMISE of His Word, that is everlasting to everlasting.

He is coming back.
Whether you believe Him or not or whether you get a sign or not.

But I tell you this, may the Lord open your HEART and not your eyes that you might truly believe and understand who HE is.

For even if HE were to stand right in front of you and tell you who HE is, and show you his nail pierced hands and feet, you would STILL ask Him for a sign.

Oh but a sign is coming.
TRIBULATION is coming.

But this sign, you will not escape.

In Jesus Christ.
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Ironic that I was going to try and approach you with a little more respect and you put this comment in.

Poof! There goes the respect... Stop whining!
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If you look at how you have treated others in this thread and actually self-reflect instead of giving it lip service, you would see you never demonstrated any respect to begin with. Like I said before, you get what you give - so this really shouldn't be a surprise for you. If I were you, I would start treating people with more respect and showing more empathy, you will be pleased with how differently they respond to you when they see you actually do care about trying to understand them.
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Did you see the "stop whining" comment?

I put it there for a reason... 1rof1

You sound old enough to be my great great grandfather...

lolsign

But back to the topic at hand, I believe in your GOD now... Hail Caesar!

lolsign
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That's fine - I will no longer waste your time. I'm sure you have many other Christians and religious people on this site to mock and ridicule, so you better get to your important work. When you grow up and learn how to behave like an adult, please take another look at my suggestions.
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OK I'll stop having fun with you... and I'll go and read a few things that you have posted.

I apologise if I have upset you.

peace
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So where's the OP been? Another anti-theist hit and run?
Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Gal. 4:16)
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So where's the OP been? Another anti-theist hit and run?
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No, just living in the real world too. You know, that strange place most of you never visit. Still waiting for Jesus to get back to me. As soon as I have an update I'll pop in here and let you all know.
Don't hold your breath though :-)
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I would say let's hope this poor soul will come to know the Lord Jesus Christ, the very name that makes devils and demons and fallen spirits shudder, but I don't believe that is God's will. Many are called, few are chosen, and very few are chosen to partake of the blessings that cannot be comprehended at this time in this generation. A generation from the oldest to the youngest who has been fed nothing but lies their entire lives, it's not an easy thing to search out and understand the truth, because the holy spirit of wisdom necessary to do so is not given unto many by God Almighty.

22:10 And he saith unto me, Seal not the sayings of the prophecy of this book: for the time is at hand.

22:11 He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.

22:12 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

22:13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

22:14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

22:16 I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

22:17 And the Spirit and the bride say, Come. And let him that heareth say, Come. And let him that is athirst come. And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.


9:20 And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:

9:21 Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.

For horrible is the end of the unrighteous generation.
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So where's the OP been? Another anti-theist hit and run?
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No, just living in the real world too. You know, that strange place most of you never visit. Still waiting for Jesus to get back to me. As soon as I have an update I'll pop in here and let you all know.
Don't hold your breath though :-)
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And who are you, and anyone else, that God should just hearken to your every behest, as if you were the master and he the servant? Who do you people think you are? god's?
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Lord Jesus they want a sign. Heavenly Father they want a sign. I say give them their sign. The sign of Jonah.. OP you will soon wish you never wished for a sign. The earth will overflow with signs. I hope they make you happy that you chose to know the LORD through his signs.
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So where's the OP been? Another anti-theist hit and run?
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No, just living in the real world too. You know, that strange place most of you never visit. Still waiting for Jesus to get back to me. As soon as I have an update I'll pop in here and let you all know.
Don't hold your breath though :-)
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As if nobody else lives in the real world.

You found the time to post your arrogant demand, but couldn't find the time to acknowledge the responses. Typical. Thanks for wasting our time.
Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Gal. 4:16)
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Dear Jesus

what I'm asking is...give us a sign.
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The trick isn't that the word, be it mine or any, has been maniputlated, but that the minds of men have and do manipulate understanding to decieve themselfs from the understanding of that which is only found within the truth seaking soul within the self.
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1Love righteousness, ye that be judges of the earth: think of the Lord with a good (heart,) and in simplicity of heart seek him.

2For he will be found of them that tempt him not; and sheweth himself unto such as do not distrust him.

3For froward thoughts separate from God: and his power, when it is tried, reproveth the unwise.

4For into a malicious soul wisdom shall not enter; nor dwell in the body that is subject unto sin.

5For the holy spirit of discipline will flee deceit, and remove from thoughts that are without understanding, and will not abide when unrighteousness cometh in.

6For wisdom is a loving spirit; and will not acquit a blasphemer of his words: for God is witness of his reins, and a true beholder of his heart, and a hearer of his tongue.

7For the Spirit of the Lord filleth the world: and that which containeth all things hath knowledge of the voice.

8Therefore he that speaketh unrighteous things cannot be hid: neither shall vengeance, when it punisheth, pass by him.

9For inquisition shall be made into the counsels of the ungodly: and the sound of his words shall come unto the Lord for the manifestation of his wicked deeds.

10For the ear of jealousy heareth all things: and the noise of murmurings is not hid.

11Therefore beware of murmuring, which is unprofitable; and refrain your tongue from backbiting: for there is no word so secret, that shall go for nought: and the mouth that belieth slayeth the soul.

12Seek not death in the error of your life: and pull not upon yourselves destruction with the works of your hands.

13For God made not death: neither hath he pleasure in the destruction of the living.

14For he created all things, that they might have their being: and the generations of the world were healthful; and there is no poison of destruction in them, nor the kingdom of death upon the earth:

15(For righteousness is immortal:)

16But ungodly men with their works and words called it to them: for when they thought to have it their friend, they consumed to nought, and made a covenant with it, because they are worthy to take part with it.


1For thine incorruptible Spirit is in all things.

2Therefore chastenest thou them by little and little that offend, and warnest them by putting them in remembrance wherein they have offended, that leaving their wickedness they may believe on thee, O Lord.

But executing thy judgments upon them by little and little, thou gavest them place of repentance, not being ignorant that they were a naughty generation, and that their malice was bred in them, and that their cogitation would never be changed.

11For it was a cursed seed from the beginning; neither didst thou for fear of any man give them pardon for those things wherein they sinned.

12For who shall say, What hast thou done? or who shall withstand thy judgment? or who shall accuse thee for the nations that perish, whom thou made? or who shall come to stand against thee, to be revenged for the unrighteous men?

13For neither is there any God but thou that careth for all, to whom thou mightest shew that thy judgment is not unright.

14Neither shall king or tyrant be able to set his face against thee for any whom thou hast punished.

15Forsomuch then as thou art righteous thyself, thou orderest all things righteously: thinking it not agreeable with thy power to condemn him that hath not deserved to be punished.

16For thy power is the beginning of righteousness, and because thou art the Lord of all, it maketh thee to be gracious unto all.

17For when men will not believe that thou art of a full power, thou shewest thy strength, and among them that know it thou makest their boldness manifest.

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