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An open letter to Jesus

 
Anonymous Coward
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So where's the OP been? Another anti-theist hit and run?
 Quoting: Keep2theCode


No, just living in the real world too. You know, that strange place most of you never visit. Still waiting for Jesus to get back to me. As soon as I have an update I'll pop in here and let you all know.
Don't hold your breath though :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1339305


As if nobody else lives in the real world.

You found the time to post your arrogant demand, but couldn't find the time to acknowledge the responses. Typical. Thanks for wasting our time.
 Quoting: Keep2theCode


Not at all. My pleasure in fact! It's a joke!! You know...humour. That realm which you religious nuts find it impossible to visit for even a moment.
Your sanctimonious, guilt ridden ramblings are enough to make a dead man sick.
You somehow expect everyone to be respectful of your quirky little beliefs yet hve no respect yourself for the beliefs of others.
You're right and that's that!
Your fantasy has not infiltrated the minds of everyone nor shall it ever do so. And you'll still be waiting for jesus on your deathbed one day.
:-)
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So where's the OP been? Another anti-theist hit and run?
 Quoting: Keep2theCode


No, just living in the real world too. You know, that strange place most of you never visit. Still waiting for Jesus to get back to me. As soon as I have an update I'll pop in here and let you all know.
Don't hold your breath though :-)
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And who are you, and anyone else, that God should just hearken to your every behest, as if you were the master and he the servant? Who do you people think you are? god's?
 Quoting: jack of all trades


Well he better do something! Thousands of years of inertia since the creation isn't exactly sensible PR. He chatted to a few desert nomads a while back, sent his son on an earthly excursion (suicide mission) and hasn't done a bloody thing since.
He's quite simply NOT the kind of god I'd be interested in even if I was religiously inclined.
I find him tedious and petty, violent and ill tempered and he is not the kind of god one couod call 'nice'.
Thankfully, he'll join all the other dead gods of antiquity soon enough :-)
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So where's the OP been? Another anti-theist hit and run?
 Quoting: Keep2theCode


No, just living in the real world too. You know, that strange place most of you never visit. Still waiting for Jesus to get back to me. As soon as I have an update I'll pop in here and let you all know.
Don't hold your breath though :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1339305


As if nobody else lives in the real world.

You found the time to post your arrogant demand, but couldn't find the time to acknowledge the responses. Typical. Thanks for wasting our time.
 Quoting: Keep2theCode


Not at all. My pleasure in fact! It's a joke!! You know...humour. That realm which you religious nuts find it impossible to visit for even a moment.
Your sanctimonious, guilt ridden ramblings are enough to make a dead man sick.
You somehow expect everyone to be respectful of your quirky little beliefs yet hve no respect yourself for the beliefs of others.
You're right and that's that!
Your fantasy has not infiltrated the minds of everyone nor shall it ever do so. And you'll still be waiting for jesus on your deathbed one day.
:-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1339305


You are responding from a white nation, so I assume you are a white person, which would make you of the house of Israel. And you are a prime example of those of his people who of late have risen up as an enemy against him, and he is going to cut those of his people such as yourself, which are many, off of the tree, and people such as the fellow from Kenya above, who is not of the house of Israel, will be grafted in and take your place. Praise God.

10 Thus saith the Lord unto Esdras, Tell my people that I will give them the kingdom of Jerusalem, which I would have given unto Israel.

11 Their glory also will I take unto me, and give these the everlasting tabernacles, which I had prepared for them.

12 They shall have the tree of life for an ointment of sweet savour; they shall neither labour, nor be weary.

13 Go, and ye shall receive: pray for few days unto you, that they may be shortened: the kingdom is already prepared for you: watch.

14 Take heaven and earth to witness; for I have broken the evil in pieces, and created the good: for I live, saith the Lord.

15 Mother, embrace thy children, and bring them up with gladness, make their feet as fast as a pillar: for I have chosen thee, saith the Lord.

16 And those that be dead will I raise up again from their places, and bring them out of the graves: for I have known my name in Israel.

17 Fear not, thou mother of the children: for I have chosen thee, saith the Lord.

18 For thy help will I send my servants Esau and Jeremy, after whose counsel I have sanctified and prepared for thee twelve trees laden with divers fruits,

19 And as many fountains flowing with milk and honey, and seven mighty mountains, whereupon there grow roses and lilies, whereby I will fill thy children with joy.

20 Do right to the widow, judge for the fatherless, give to the poor, defend the orphan, clothe the naked,

21 Heal the broken and the weak, laugh not a lame man to scorn, defend the maimed, and let the blind man come into the sight of my clearness.

22 Keep the old and young within thy walls.

23 Wheresoever thou findest the dead, take them and bury them, and I will give thee the first place in my resurrection.

24 Abide still, O my people, and take thy rest, for thy quietness still come.

25 Nourish thy children, O thou good nurse; stablish their feet.

26 As for the servants whom I have given thee, there shall not one of them perish; for I will require them from among thy number.

27 Be not weary: for when the day of trouble and heaviness cometh, others shall weep and be sorrowful, but thou shalt be merry and have abundance.

28 The heathen shall envy thee, but they shall be able to do nothing against thee, saith the Lord.

29 My hands shall cover thee, so that thy children shall not see hell.

30 Be joyful, O thou mother, with thy children; for I will deliver thee, saith the Lord.

31 Remember thy children that sleep, for I shall bring them out of the sides of the earth, and shew mercy unto them: for I am merciful, saith the Lord Almighty.

32 Embrace thy children until I come and shew mercy unto them: for my wells run over, and my grace shall not fail.
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Lord Jesus they want a sign. Heavenly Father they want a sign. I say give them their sign. The sign of Jonah.. OP you will soon wish you never wished for a sign. The earth will overflow with signs. I hope they make you happy that you chose to know the LORD through his signs.
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Well, it's either the moon and loud voice thing or the blotting out the sun majingy. Either will suffice...I'm not fussy :-)
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No, just living in the real world too. You know, that strange place most of you never visit. Still waiting for Jesus to get back to me. As soon as I have an update I'll pop in here and let you all know.
Don't hold your breath though :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1339305


As if nobody else lives in the real world.

You found the time to post your arrogant demand, but couldn't find the time to acknowledge the responses. Typical. Thanks for wasting our time.
 Quoting: Keep2theCode


Not at all. My pleasure in fact! It's a joke!! You know...humour. That realm which you religious nuts find it impossible to visit for even a moment.
Your sanctimonious, guilt ridden ramblings are enough to make a dead man sick.
You somehow expect everyone to be respectful of your quirky little beliefs yet hve no respect yourself for the beliefs of others.
You're right and that's that!
Your fantasy has not infiltrated the minds of everyone nor shall it ever do so. And you'll still be waiting for jesus on your deathbed one day.
:-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1339305


You are responding from a white nation, so I assume you are a white person, which would make you of the house of Israel. And you are a prime example of those of his people who of late have risen up as an enemy against him, and he is going to cut those of his people such as yourself, which are many, off of the tree, and people such as the fellow from Kenya above, who is not of the house of Israel, will be grafted in and take your place. Praise God.

10 Thus saith the Lord unto Esdras, Tell my people that I will give them the kingdom of Jerusalem, which I would have given unto Israel.

11 Their glory also will I take unto me, and give these the everlasting tabernacles, which I had prepared for them.

12 They shall have the tree of life for an ointment of sweet savour; they shall neither labour, nor be weary.

13 Go, and ye shall receive: pray for few days unto you, that they may be shortened: the kingdom is already prepared for you: watch.

14 Take heaven and earth to witness; for I have broken the evil in pieces, and created the good: for I live, saith the Lord.

15 Mother, embrace thy children, and bring them up with gladness, make their feet as fast as a pillar: for I have chosen thee, saith the Lord.

16 And those that be dead will I raise up again from their places, and bring them out of the graves: for I have known my name in Israel.

17 Fear not, thou mother of the children: for I have chosen thee, saith the Lord.

18 For thy help will I send my servants Esau and Jeremy, after whose counsel I have sanctified and prepared for thee twelve trees laden with divers fruits,

19 And as many fountains flowing with milk and honey, and seven mighty mountains, whereupon there grow roses and lilies, whereby I will fill thy children with joy.

20 Do right to the widow, judge for the fatherless, give to the poor, defend the orphan, clothe the naked,

21 Heal the broken and the weak, laugh not a lame man to scorn, defend the maimed, and let the blind man come into the sight of my clearness.

22 Keep the old and young within thy walls.

23 Wheresoever thou findest the dead, take them and bury them, and I will give thee the first place in my resurrection.

24 Abide still, O my people, and take thy rest, for thy quietness still come.

25 Nourish thy children, O thou good nurse; stablish their feet.

26 As for the servants whom I have given thee, there shall not one of them perish; for I will require them from among thy number.

27 Be not weary: for when the day of trouble and heaviness cometh, others shall weep and be sorrowful, but thou shalt be merry and have abundance.

28 The heathen shall envy thee, but they shall be able to do nothing against thee, saith the Lord.

29 My hands shall cover thee, so that thy children shall not see hell.

30 Be joyful, O thou mother, with thy children; for I will deliver thee, saith the Lord.

31 Remember thy children that sleep, for I shall bring them out of the sides of the earth, and shew mercy unto them: for I am merciful, saith the Lord Almighty.

32 Embrace thy children until I come and shew mercy unto them: for my wells run over, and my grace shall not fail.
 Quoting: jack of all trades


So he's a racist to boot! Hmmmmmmm...oh well, I guess I just keep on going without him :-)
jack of all trades

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11/08/2012 07:29 AM
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Hey Icelander, you see that flag next to your id, turn it sideways and what do you get? You get a cross. The people of Iceland were and are believers in Jesus Christ because they are of the lost sheep of the house of Israel. This is a cursed generation, and very few Israelites and Judeans will be left when God completes his plan. So long sucker.
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Not at all. My pleasure in fact! It's a joke!! You know...humour. That realm which you religious nuts find it impossible to visit for even a moment.
Your sanctimonious, guilt ridden ramblings are enough to make a dead man sick.
You somehow expect everyone to be respectful of your quirky little beliefs yet hve no respect yourself for the beliefs of others.
You're right and that's that!
Your fantasy has not infiltrated the minds of everyone nor shall it ever do so. And you'll still be waiting for jesus on your deathbed one day.
:-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1339305


A joke, of course I believe you. Right.

It's call crying wolf, so don't be surprised when you really, honestly want a Christian response but don't get one. Laugh it up now, while it's still funny to you.

It's also called flame bait, which isn't a joke.

And it's called cowardice, because you really think this is some kind of proof against God but when people call you out, you say you were only joking.

It's also called hypocrisy, because while calling us names you are guilty of them yourself.

You too will see Jesus on your deathbed, and you won't be happy.
Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Gal. 4:16)
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Matthew 24:30 (KJV)
And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

When the sign of the Son of man is seen all the tribes of the earth will mourn. No rejoicing or celebration but mourning.

It is a sign that is seen, not the Son of man, but the SIGN of the Son of man.

I believe it to be a comet or an asteroid, because that is the only thing I can think of that would cause all of the tribes of the earth to mourn.

Because it is in scripture I believe it will come true.
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The sign that will appear in heaven is going to be a cross.
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18 For thy help will I send my servants Esau and Jeremy, after whose counsel I have sanctified and prepared for thee twelve trees laden with divers fruits,

For anyone who has never read these scriptures, this should be translated Enoch and Elijah. These are the two witnesses. These two were taken into heaven alive, and will be sent back to prophesy against New World Order and the anti-christ for 3 and one half years.
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Matthew 24:30 (KJV)
And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

When the sign of the Son of man is seen all the tribes of the earth will mourn. No rejoicing or celebration but mourning.

It is a sign that is seen, not the Son of man, but the SIGN of the Son of man.

I believe it to be a comet or an asteroid, because that is the only thing I can think of that would cause all of the tribes of the earth to mourn.

Because it is in scripture I believe it will come true.
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The sign that will appear in heaven is going to be a cross.
 Quoting: jack of all trades
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Matthew 24:30 (KJV)
And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

When the sign of the Son of man is seen all the tribes of the earth will mourn. No rejoicing or celebration but mourning.

It is a sign that is seen, not the Son of man, but the SIGN of the Son of man.

I believe it to be a comet or an asteroid, because that is the only thing I can think of that would cause all of the tribes of the earth to mourn.

Because it is in scripture I believe it will come true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26826431


The sign that will appear in heaven is going to be a cross.
 Quoting: jack of all trades


5a
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Are you people for real? Please say no! I don't think you can see just how loony you all are from so deep within. But step outside and have a look. You'd be appalled!
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Just heard from Jesus! Having a private viewing of my request a little later so all's good. I'm converted and won't be bothering you any more. See you all in heaven :-)
Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
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Are you people for real? Please say no! I don't think you can see just how loony you all are from so deep within. But step outside and have a look. You'd be appalled!
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All you who mock God and those that believe on him are going to sorely regret it. And nothing will save you when your time comes. May the father of lies continue to rule over your soul, until you are with him in the end.
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1:22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

1:23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.

1:24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;

1:25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:

1:26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

1:27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

1:28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

1:29 For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:

1:30 They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.

1:31 Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices.

1:32 For the turning away of the simple shall slay them, and the prosperity of fools shall destroy them.

1:33 But whoso hearkeneth unto me shall dwell safely, and shall be quiet from fear of evil.
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OP , You are a fucking IDIOT !!
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norespect

That certainly helps. And also certainly shows the reason why most Christians aren't going where they HOPE.
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Are you people for real? Please say no! I don't think you can see just how loony you all are from so deep within. But step outside and have a look. You'd be appalled!
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All you who mock God and those that believe on him are going to sorely regret it. And nothing will save you when your time comes. May the father of lies continue to rule over your soul, until you are with him in the end.
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Trust me...

You're going there with them. wink
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It's people like you we 'mock'. God is a Jungian construct and so mocking him/her/it does not even enter our minds.
That's like saying we mock Bart Simpson. Most of us know he doewn't exist!
Now get over yourself :-)
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Are you people for real? Please say no! I don't think you can see just how loony you all are from so deep within. But step outside and have a look. You'd be appalled!
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All you who mock God and those that believe on him are going to sorely regret it. And nothing will save you when your time comes. May the father of lies continue to rule over your soul, until you are with him in the end.
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Ye should not wish hell upon another or it will be given upon you. It is not Gods will people be condemned they have chosen it themselves God seeks to save, Christians whom condemn others and take joy in it are also condemned.
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Dear Jesus,

please get some professional help. yer a homicidal maniac,
and you really need to get a life.
'Jesus'

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Took you long enough, oh Lord :-)
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Sings are all around you, however you do not see them.

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