Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,063 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 721,233
Pageviews Today: 1,060,593Threads Today: 272Posts Today: 5,712
09:13 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26578528
11/06/2012 09:59 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
I'm so sick of them and as soon as I get back home I'm going to taunt and provoke the hell out of them. Let them hit me with all they've got. I don't care anymore. I'm going to drink a six-pack of beer and challenge them.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25467083
United States
11/06/2012 10:08 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
No such thing as ghosts, actually the belief that ghosts exist make you vulnerable to demonic spirits to impersonate the deadrockon. The dead are dead and there is no such things as ghosts. Therefore go ahead and challenge them but cast them out of your home in the name of Jesus Christ.. They are most active at 3am.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26542826
United States
11/06/2012 10:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Be sure to record all of it.
SHRModerator
Forum Administrator

11/06/2012 10:13 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Sounds like a REALLY good plan!...report back on the results!
____________________________________________________
E-mail anytime SHRGLP@Yahoo.com
Inquiring about a ban?, include the IP address found here. [link to www.showmemyip.com]

Ooooh, see the fire is sweepin' Our very streets today...
Burns like a red coal carpet, Mad bulls lost the way...
War, children, it's just a shot away...it's just a shot away....
Blue Skies

User ID: 19168576
United States
11/06/2012 10:15 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
This should be interesting......coffee4
:kitten on fence:
Guenwyfar

User ID: 21285652
United States
11/06/2012 10:16 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Sounds like a REALLY good plan!...report back on the results!
 Quoting: SHR


^Ditto. I'm not sure I'd provoke them and challenge them if they're already that bad but hey.. not my house!
Guenwyfar

"Karma is like a rubberband.. it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face."

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

"Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem."
Saptaparna

User ID: 865798
United States
11/06/2012 10:17 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
I'm so sick of them and as soon as I get back home I'm going to taunt and provoke the hell out of them. Let them hit me with all they've got. I don't care anymore. I'm going to drink a six-pack of beer and challenge them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26578528


Hell yeah!

Hopefully they won't fully manifest, though. uhoh


spideyfrown
Saptaparna ~
Seven-leaves, sevenfold; the man-plant, sevenfold man, seven-principled human being.
~ Spinning infinity. The wheel is spinning me and it's never ending.
~ What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of of your plays?
Chris Hansen

User ID: 26647928
Australia
11/06/2012 10:17 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
No such thing as ghosts, actually the belief that ghosts exist make you vulnerable to demonic spirits to impersonate the deadrockon. The dead are dead and there is no such things as ghosts. Therefore go ahead and challenge them but cast them out of your home in the name of Jesus Christ.. They are most active at 3am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25467083


no such thing as jesus christ, religion is man made. ghosts are real tho i have seen them with other witnesses
..why don't you take a seat over there
Mi'Kmaq

User ID: 1011258
United States
11/06/2012 10:20 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
I'm so sick of them and as soon as I get back home I'm going to taunt and provoke the hell out of them. Let them hit me with all they've got. I don't care anymore. I'm going to drink a six-pack of beer and challenge them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26578528


Have Fun! or sould I say good luck?hiding
Lady Jane SmithModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 23410866
11/06/2012 10:23 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Let us know how that works out for you.
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Killer Bunny mockingjay
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 26578528
11/06/2012 10:23 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Ghosts are fucking real. I've lived with them for the last two years, they don't scare me anymore and this morning I had enough. They've been causing more and more trouble. They break stuff, slam cabinet doors and make other noise so that I can't sleep at night without wearing ear plugs. And wearing ear plugs makes my ears hurt. Tonight they broke a vase I inherited from my grandmother and left three red scars on my arm and back. Enough is fucking enough and I'm not moving anywhere!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27131836
Romania
11/06/2012 10:24 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27052243
United States
11/06/2012 10:25 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Go get some cats!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26267702
United States
11/06/2012 10:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Ghosts are fucking real. I've lived with them for the last two years, they don't scare me anymore and this morning I had enough. They've been causing more and more trouble. They break stuff, slam cabinet doors and make other noise so that I can't sleep at night without wearing ear plugs. And wearing ear plugs makes my ears hurt. Tonight they broke a vase I inherited from my grandmother and left three red scars on my arm and back. Enough is fucking enough and I'm not moving anywhere!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26578528


Mocking of the Trinity. You're either close or real close, take you're choice, lol.
Blue Skies

User ID: 19168576
United States
11/06/2012 10:33 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Ghosts are fucking real. I've lived with them for the last two years, they don't scare me anymore and this morning I had enough. They've been causing more and more trouble. They break stuff, slam cabinet doors and make other noise so that I can't sleep at night without wearing ear plugs. And wearing ear plugs makes my ears hurt. Tonight they broke a vase I inherited from my grandmother and left three red scars on my arm and back. Enough is fucking enough and I'm not moving anywhere!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26578528

Good for you......Why should you feel the need to leave.
:kitten on fence:
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25419421
United Kingdom
11/06/2012 10:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
No such thing as ghosts, actually the belief that ghosts exist make you vulnerable to demonic spirits to impersonate the deadrockon. The dead are dead and there is no such things as ghosts. Therefore go ahead and challenge them but cast them out of your home in the name of Jesus Christ.. They are most active at 3am.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25467083


noob
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26487248
United States
11/06/2012 10:36 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Nice!

Use hot dogs.

Ghost hate to be taunted with hot dogs.

They get so pissed that they can't physically eat them anymore.
Seer777
Ride the wings of the mind

User ID: 23968297
United States
11/06/2012 10:40 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Perhaps you should try smudging with sage first, if you haven't already.



hf
Difficulties strengthen the Mind as labor does the body...
~Seneca
Cheshire~Cat

User ID: 3367996
United States
11/06/2012 10:42 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
I'm so sick of them and as soon as I get back home I'm going to taunt and provoke the hell out of them. Let them hit me with all they've got. I don't care anymore. I'm going to drink a six-pack of beer and challenge them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26578528


Just a thought.

[link to thelemapedia.org]
~How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You're lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few.

~Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.
Saptaparna

User ID: 865798
United States
11/06/2012 10:43 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Nice!

Use hot dogs.

Ghost hate to be taunted with hot dogs.

They get so pissed that they can't physically eat them anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26487248


lol
Saptaparna ~
Seven-leaves, sevenfold; the man-plant, sevenfold man, seven-principled human being.
~ Spinning infinity. The wheel is spinning me and it's never ending.
~ What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of of your plays?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 22599836
Canada
11/06/2012 10:44 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?



You can see right through them!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 24513656
United States
11/06/2012 10:48 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Stupid much?
Lemon

User ID: 677476
United States
11/06/2012 10:50 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Pour a glass of Beer and offer it to the ghosts.

Use a Ouiji board to listen to them.

Then Drink their beer & tell tell them they suck at being ghosts.

They hate that.
THREE LAWS OF TYRANNY
(Could be read as "Three Laws of Bullying" ? )

Tyranny Law #1:
"Any power that can be abused will be abused."

Tyranny Law #2:
"Abuse always expands to fill the limits of resistance to it."

Tyranny Law #3:
"If people don't resist the abuses of others, they will have no one to resist the abuses of themselves, and tyranny will prevail."
Ralph--a house dog

User ID: 25802009
United States
11/06/2012 10:50 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Ghosts are fucking real. I've lived with them for the last two years, they don't scare me anymore and this morning I had enough. They've been causing more and more trouble. They break stuff, slam cabinet doors and make other noise so that I can't sleep at night without wearing ear plugs. And wearing ear plugs makes my ears hurt. Tonight they broke a vase I inherited from my grandmother and left three red scars on my arm and back. Enough is fucking enough and I'm not moving anywhere!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26578528




OP, do a search on paranormal investigators and find one in your area. Contact them immediately.These people will not charge you for a basic investigation as most of them are non-profit groups with volunteers.

I have personally used the services of such a group in the past and was amazed at the results.

Your situation is getting out of control and you need some help in dealing with it. Search engines are your friend! Please let us know what happens.

In the meantime, telling them to go away in the name of Jesus or whatever deity you hold in your heart may help.
"Who decides?"
---Robert A. Heinlein

[link to www.westcoasttruth.com]

"Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Night.....Rage, rage against the dying of the light"
----Dylan Thomas
Captain Spaulding
User ID: 27133590
United States
11/06/2012 10:52 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Ghosts are fucking real. I've lived with them for the last two years, they don't scare me anymore and this morning I had enough. They've been causing more and more trouble. They break stuff, slam cabinet doors and make other noise so that I can't sleep at night without wearing ear plugs. And wearing ear plugs makes my ears hurt. Tonight they broke a vase I inherited from my grandmother and left three red scars on my arm and back. Enough is fucking enough and I'm not moving anywhere!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26578528


I don't care what anyone says, I KNOW they exist. I lived with them for 12 years. Waking me up, shaking my bed, standing next to the bed and talking, pictures and other things flying off the walls to the center of the room instead of straight down, like gravity would dictate, (with witnesses), the cabinets all opening and closing at the same time in the kitchen, lights turning on where I never even knew where the switch was. And something happened once to make me believe they're NOT passive and can cause real trouble.

It was/is Chumash Indian territory. There were a lot of exorcisms in the area, and the christian and Catholic church couldn't do anything about them. I know more than a few people who moved and even sold their houses because of them (look up the history of Summerland, CA). Because they were native Americans and not xtians the church had no control over them. So the church had to call in an equal opportunity exorcist. Luckily, I dated one (I'm serious, she's a well known "intuitive") and had the one "bad guy vanquished.

I lived it, and my friends and family all witnessed the craziness. My xtian parents, a heavy construction worker who was a semi-pro inside linebacker (who ran out of my house yelling "no fucking way" when something happened one night) and neighbors who just up and left because they couldn't take it any more. You can't convince me they DON'T exist from what I went through.

But be careful. Something happened one night that showed me they can be more than just mischievous.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26772571
United States
11/06/2012 11:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Ghosts are fucking real. I've lived with them for the last two years, they don't scare me anymore and this morning I had enough. They've been causing more and more trouble. They break stuff, slam cabinet doors and make other noise so that I can't sleep at night without wearing ear plugs. And wearing ear plugs makes my ears hurt. Tonight they broke a vase I inherited from my grandmother and left three red scars on my arm and back. Enough is fucking enough and I'm not moving anywhere!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26578528



I don't understand people that are willing to put up with ghosts. Why don't you get a shaman or someone that can cleanse the house to come over and do it? I am sure you can find one online.

Saw this on documentary on Netflix called "Paranormal Witness" about real live ghost stories from people who were being tormented by ghosts. Scared the living daylights out of me. Some of the spirits did very wild things, like made it rain in the living room. Very bizarre stuff. It seems people always wait way too long before getting help. It's not worth it. Especially if the ghosts are scaring your kids or pets. Get someone to come cleanse the house.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26772571
United States
11/06/2012 11:04 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Perhaps you should try smudging with sage first, if you haven't already.



hf
 Quoting: Seer777


Try smoking sage all over the house. It's supposed to clear out bad energies.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 7061022
United States
11/06/2012 11:07 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Ghosts are fucking real. I've lived with them for the last two years, they don't scare me anymore and this morning I had enough. They've been causing more and more trouble. They break stuff, slam cabinet doors and make other noise so that I can't sleep at night without wearing ear plugs. And wearing ear plugs makes my ears hurt. Tonight they broke a vase I inherited from my grandmother and left three red scars on my arm and back. Enough is fucking enough and I'm not moving anywhere!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26578528


If they are violent they could be demonic and not ghosts. Find a local ghost hunter in ur area. Ghost hunters are popular nowadays.
Captain Spaulding
User ID: 27133590
United States
11/06/2012 11:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Perhaps you should try smudging with sage first, if you haven't already.



hf
 Quoting: Seer777


Try smoking sage all over the house. It's supposed to clear out bad energies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26772571


Focus on the corners of rooms. "They" love 90 degree angles. And you have to burn the sage all the way down so it's all gone.
E
User ID: 25933684
United States
11/06/2012 11:17 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Sounds like demons, not ghosts.

Without a good relationship with God The Father and His Son Jesus The Christ, plus dulling your senses with alcohol, there's a 99% chance you'll wind up in some category of Darwin award winners.

If you really want them to be gone, you'll need Jesus' help.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26124724
United States
11/06/2012 11:32 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I've got ghosts at home and I'm going to taunt them
Ghosts are fucking real. I've lived with them for the last two years, they don't scare me anymore and this morning I had enough. They've been causing more and more trouble. They break stuff, slam cabinet doors and make other noise so that I can't sleep at night without wearing ear plugs. And wearing ear plugs makes my ears hurt. Tonight they broke a vase I inherited from my grandmother and left three red scars on my arm and back. Enough is fucking enough and I'm not moving anywhere!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26578528


I don't care what anyone says, I KNOW they exist. I lived with them for 12 years. Waking me up, shaking my bed, standing next to the bed and talking, pictures and other things flying off the walls to the center of the room instead of straight down, like gravity would dictate, (with witnesses), the cabinets all opening and closing at the same time in the kitchen, lights turning on where I never even knew where the switch was. And something happened once to make me believe they're NOT passive and can cause real trouble.

It was/is Chumash Indian territory. There were a lot of exorcisms in the area, and the christian and Catholic church couldn't do anything about them. I know more than a few people who moved and even sold their houses because of them (look up the history of Summerland, CA). Because they were native Americans and not xtians the church had no control over them. So the church had to call in an equal opportunity exorcist. Luckily, I dated one (I'm serious, she's a well known "intuitive") and had the one "bad guy vanquished.

I lived it, and my friends and family all witnessed the craziness. My xtian parents, a heavy construction worker who was a semi-pro inside linebacker (who ran out of my house yelling "no fucking way" when something happened one night) and neighbors who just up and left because they couldn't take it any more. You can't convince me they DON'T exist from what I went through.

But be careful. Something happened one night that showed me they can be more than just mischievous.
 Quoting: Captain Spaulding 27133590


Would you be so kind as to tell more on that last paragraph?