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Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?

 
secretninja
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Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
just straight up, assuming noone else gets involved who would win and why?

I think isreal would win because of their ability to acquire western weapons, but if Iran really has a nuke they will use it...

So what does GLP think?
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
Israel wins
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we're all loose
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
Israel would win. Not because of God or a supernatural event, but because of better technology and a more advanced military.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
Based on the 10 day war.... but I do agree with AC we would all be effected in a negative way no mater what.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
no win in Irak, same as afghanistan. Iran was a bigger country. No win possible exept total war
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
just straight up, assuming noone else gets involved who would win and why?

I think isreal would win because of their ability to acquire western weapons, but if Iran really has a nuke they will use it...

So what does GLP think?
 Quoting: secretninja


Why would you assume no one else would get involved?
The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."

The prayer is inscribed in an ancient script, rarely used today. It seems to be a philippic against small insects, absent-mindedness, and the picking up and dropping of small objects.

The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
The way through the gate is barred by evil spirits, who jeer at your attempts to pass.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
my big juicy balls
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
Israel. Because the second they fire their weapons, they'll cry to us and we'll get dragged into another pointless war that we don't belong in.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
my big juicy balls
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^This guy's big juicy balls will probably win the war, OP.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
define "win"
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secretninja (OP)
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
just straight up, assuming noone else gets involved who would win and why?

I think isreal would win because of their ability to acquire western weapons, but if Iran really has a nuke they will use it...

So what does GLP think?
 Quoting: secretninja


Why would you assume no one else would get involved?
 Quoting: Jonny Blaze


Not assuming they wouldn't just asking what would happen if they didn't. I think we all know what would happen if the US was involved.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
define "win"
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


who would get what they want out of it.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
my big juicy balls
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2913820


^This guy's big juicy balls will probably win the war, OP.
 Quoting: jadksn 27132869


Big and juicy is an unbeatable combination, especially on the subject of balls.

I agree. AC wins the war and the big juicy balls memorial is built to mark the historic victory.
The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."

The prayer is inscribed in an ancient script, rarely used today. It seems to be a philippic against small insects, absent-mindedness, and the picking up and dropping of small objects.

The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
The way through the gate is barred by evil spirits, who jeer at your attempts to pass.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
we're all loose
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Your butthole is loose
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
The first world war had to last in few months..
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
Everyone would lose.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
we're all loose
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Your butthole is loose
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Stupid vas-t'en-guerre
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
just straight up, assuming noone else gets involved who would win and why?

I think isreal would win because of their ability to acquire western weapons, but if Iran really has a nuke they will use it...

So what does GLP think?
 Quoting: secretninja


Why would you assume no one else would get involved?
 Quoting: Jonny Blaze


Not assuming they wouldn't just asking what would happen if they didn't. I think we all know what would happen if the US was involved.
 Quoting: secretninja


How could two countries go to war with each other without involvement of others when they don't share a boarder?
The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."

The prayer is inscribed in an ancient script, rarely used today. It seems to be a philippic against small insects, absent-mindedness, and the picking up and dropping of small objects.

The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
The way through the gate is barred by evil spirits, who jeer at your attempts to pass.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
secretninja (OP)
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
just straight up, assuming noone else gets involved who would win and why?

I think isreal would win because of their ability to acquire western weapons, but if Iran really has a nuke they will use it...

So what does GLP think?
 Quoting: secretninja


Why would you assume no one else would get involved?
 Quoting: Jonny Blaze


Not assuming they wouldn't just asking what would happen if they didn't. I think we all know what would happen if the US was involved.
 Quoting: secretninja


How could two countries go to war with each other without involvement of others when they don't share a boarder?
 Quoting: Jonny Blaze


you make a good point there, i guess the winner would be whoever was able to gain access through turkey or iraq. Maybe after multiple air strikes Isreal could gain leverage on one of them.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
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Why would you assume no one else would get involved?
 Quoting: Jonny Blaze


Not assuming they wouldn't just asking what would happen if they didn't. I think we all know what would happen if the US was involved.
 Quoting: secretninja


How could two countries go to war with each other without involvement of others when they don't share a boarder?
 Quoting: Jonny Blaze


you make a good point there, i guess the winner would be whoever was able to gain access through turkey or iraq. Maybe after multiple air strikes Isreal could gain leverage on one of them.
 Quoting: secretninja


It's a good answer. But a better one technically would have been through amphibious assaults/landings.

Both have access to the ocean.
The engravings translate to "This space intentionally left blank."

The prayer is inscribed in an ancient script, rarely used today. It seems to be a philippic against small insects, absent-mindedness, and the picking up and dropping of small objects.

The gate is open; through it you can see a desolation, with a pile of mangled bodies in one corner. Thousands of voices, lamenting some hideous fate, can be heard.
The way through the gate is barred by evil spirits, who jeer at your attempts to pass.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
GEORGE SOROS ??
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
Not gonna happen.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
Neither!
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
If it stayed a conventional war then Israel would lose big time. Their army cannot fight on the ground man to man and beat anyone. They would have to use nukes and then no one wins. Everyone loses.
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
No one.

But honestly, if it would end their 6000 year old feud, I would wish they would wipe each other out and give the rest of the world peace. We are tired of their crap.

Last Edited by NightWisp on 11/06/2012 12:21 PM
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
we're all loose
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1761222


yes
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
Neither. They'd cause unnecessary harm to each other, with neither achieving their objectives.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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GEORGE SOROS ??
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George Sore-ass
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Re: Who would win if Israel attacked Iran?
define "win"
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lots of dead gentiles

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