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Would You PAY To CUDDLE With This Woman?

 
Thor's Hamster
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Would You PAY To CUDDLE With This Woman?
This lady charges $60/hour to cuddle with her...

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Well, have to give her points for thinking outside the box in this bad economy :)
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Well, have to give her points for thinking outside the box in this bad economy :)
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I agree.
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and what happens when you get a boner?
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Well, have to give her points for thinking outside the box in this bad economy :)
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I agree.
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And there's obviously a market for it. It says she's had to hire a second "cuddler" to cover the demand. Good for her, I say.
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no, because the whole point of cuddling, to show affection for someone you care for, is lost when you pay for it in this manner.
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get a boner that will be extra £ $
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no, because the whole point of cuddling, to show affection for someone you care for, is lost when you pay for it in this manner.
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That's a good point, yes.
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get a boner that will be extra £ $
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LOL! Yeah. I wonder what happens when you're spooning with her, and you crack a fat. And you and she know that there's just a thin layer of gabardine between you and Valhalla. :)
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IS ANYONE ELSE HARD???
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I wonder if she'd eat a bug for $10...
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She's going to run into a rapist client one of these days... I hope she cuddles with a gun in her pocket.
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Its a Trap ! Thats a transvesstite ! scream
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Its a Trap ! Thats a transvesstite ! scream
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chuckle
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She's going to run into a rapist client one of these days... I hope she cuddles with a gun in her pocket.
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I wonder if she's fishing for a sexual harassment lawsuit so she can retire early.
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I wonder if she'd eat a bug for $10...
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chuckle
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not a chance.....
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and what happens when you get a boner?
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The hourly goes up a bit.
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What happens if she and the client accidentaly fall asleep? Does she charge for the extra hours?
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says shes 29

i say she's 42
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and what happens when you get a boner?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26075182


The hourly goes up a bit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26924514


LOL! As does her skirt.
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i'd hold her and love her and never let her go...

and she'd act like she was gonna scream!! so i act like i was gonna strangle her...



and i did george!! i did!! can i still tend the rabbits george???
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What happens if she and the client accidentaly fall asleep? Does she charge for the extra hours?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15231970


and on top of this, she moves in her sleep and for a couple hours they werent actually cuddling.
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What happens if she and the client accidentaly fall asleep? Does she charge for the extra hours?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15231970


LOL!!! Good question.
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i'd hold her and love her and never let her go...

and she'd act like she was gonna scream!! so i act like i was gonna strangle her...



and i did george!! i did!! can i still tend the rabbits george???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26579062


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says shes 29

i say she's 42
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chuckle
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You could enter her, and claim you were dreaming.
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You could enter her, and claim you were dreaming.
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Then again, she could shoot you, and claim SHE was dreaming. LOL
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Re: Would You PAY To CUDDLE With This Woman?
For a little bit more money, I wonder if she'd let you reach under her arm and cup her breast.

Where did I put that salt peter?
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happy ending ???
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