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Would You PAY To CUDDLE With This Woman?

 
TraderRob

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11/06/2012 12:00 PM

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get a boner that will be extra £ $
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...and the guy who came along with her and took those photos would probably chop it off and frame it for you too...
284dan

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This lady charges $60/hour to cuddle with her...

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Yeah I would but I wouldn't bathe or wipe my ass for a week prior to the cuddling.
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11/06/2012 12:01 PM
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This lady charges $60/hour to cuddle with her...

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Yeah I would but I wouldn't bathe or wipe my ass for a week prior to the cuddling.
 Quoting: 284dan


I'm sure just as a store has a right to deny your business or change their prices, that they would never cuddle with a poo stinking bum. :)
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11/06/2012 12:07 PM

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11/06/2012 12:15 PM
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i'd hold her and love her and never let her go...

and she'd act like she was gonna scream!! so i act like i was gonna strangle her...



and i did george!! i did!! can i still tend the rabbits george???
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MuzzleBreak

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11/06/2012 12:23 PM
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and what happens when you get a boner?
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Rate increase to $300/hr.
In his book, "Between Two Ages," Brzezinski wrote: "The technetronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values."

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Thor's Hamster (OP)

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hitit
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lolsign
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster (OP)

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11/06/2012 12:24 PM
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This lady charges $60/hour to cuddle with her...

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Yeah I would but I wouldn't bathe or wipe my ass for a week prior to the cuddling.
 Quoting: 284dan


cruiselmaololatu
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster (OP)

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get a boner that will be extra £ $
 Quoting: gregnicoll59


LOL! Yeah. I wonder what happens when you're spooning with her, and you crack a fat. And you and she know that there's just a thin layer of gabardine between you and Valhalla. :)
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


bounceb
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LOL!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster (OP)

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11/06/2012 12:25 PM
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How much does she charge to break wind in her face relentlessly for the hour?
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lol 60 bucks an hour she will have to give up the poo-ninny


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11/06/2012 12:26 PM
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$60/hr is a ripoff!

Lucy our town cuddler only charges $30.
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11/06/2012 12:45 PM

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$60/hr is a ripoff!

Lucy our town cuddler only charges $30.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21066766



Uhhh... by chance, do you also have a town crier?
Anonymous Coward
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11/06/2012 12:48 PM
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yes indeed, a hug a day is the healthy way , and she is a cutie, beats the hogs i have been forced to snuggle up with.
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11/06/2012 12:50 PM
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my name is chuck and i am seriously considering opening my own cuddle shop, sounds like a good profession.
Thor's Hamster (OP)

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11/06/2012 12:51 PM
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$60/hr is a ripoff!

Lucy our town cuddler only charges $30.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21066766


chuckle
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster (OP)

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yes indeed, a hug a day is the healthy way , and she is a cutie, beats the hogs i have been forced to snuggle up with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27057831


Hahahahhahahahah!!!
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11/06/2012 12:58 PM

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She shall burn in the lake of fire!pope
Now where did i put that $60buks.ohyeah
A pissed off American veteran!
TraderRob

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11/06/2012 01:23 PM

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Re: Would You PAY To CUDDLE With This Woman?
my name is chuck and i am seriously considering opening my own cuddle shop, sounds like a good profession.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27057831


What will you name your business?

"Cuddle Up'Chuck"

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