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NY and NJ don't fight it any longer - Florida is ready!

 
ISLANDIA

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NY and NJ don't fight it any longer - Florida is ready!
Hey folks suffering from the cold and confusion.
I would not normally invite you all down here but under the circumstances of the storm which we can easily relate to
Perhaps you should take a look at our beautiful weather that we are currently experiencing.

So why are you all suffering when the warm tropical breezes are calling you.

Our only demand is that you are polite and courteous as the folks who call this place home.

Take a look at the Beach Today currently 78 degrees and the
Fish are biting.


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11/06/2012 12:18 PM
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Re: NY and NJ don't fight it any longer - Florida is ready!
Just as soon asa I "freshen up" my colostomy bag I'll be THERE!
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11/06/2012 12:19 PM

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Just as soon asa I "freshen up" my colostomy bag I'll be THERE!
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Nice
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11/06/2012 12:41 PM
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Re: NY and NJ don't fight it any longer - Florida is ready!
Don't invite them down here you crazy bastard!

I won't even shop at our local Sears store cause its filled with asshole New Yorkers with their accent of a mumbling 2 year old. They are such assholes it makes me sick. Anytime I encounter someone working here with that trash accent I boycott that store for life.
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11/06/2012 12:47 PM

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and when you get cut-off in traffic by an idiot in Florida, and they flip the Bird, it is usually is a NY or NJ driver
"Life is tough, it's tougher if you are stupid." - John Wayne

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11/06/2012 01:28 PM

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81 in Vegas today.
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

- Moo!
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Re: NY and NJ don't fight it any longer - Florida is ready!
and when you get cut-off in traffic by an idiot in Florida, and they flip the Bird, it is usually is a NY or NJ driver
 Quoting: Beachbums


Nope, you got that all wrong, please all New Yorkers and New Jersey come to FL as soon as possible. Help us clean up this place. Why you ask?:

A - They speak english
B - They know how to use a blinker, keep right / pass left, use a blinker, red means stop!
C- Most are US citizens
D - They know how to use an ATM
E - They are capable of cutting their own lawns.
F - They wash their own cars
G - The don't buy a Rolex just to fit in
H - Most NY females have real boobs

Lots of vacant properties for them, come on down, you can live for free and perhaps displace the all the lawless illegal aliens down here. Please come!
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Re: NY and NJ don't fight it any longer - Florida is ready!
Don't invite them down here you crazy bastard!

I won't even shop at our local Sears store cause its filled with asshole New Yorkers with their accent of a mumbling 2 year old. They are such assholes it makes me sick. Anytime I encounter someone working here with that trash accent I boycott that store for life.
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I'll take New Yorkers over the Cubans any day!
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Re: NY and NJ don't fight it any longer - Florida is ready!
and when you get cut-off in traffic by an idiot in Florida, and they flip the Bird, it is usually is a NY or NJ driver
 Quoting: Beachbums


Nope, you got that all wrong, please all New Yorkers and New Jersey come to FL as soon as possible. Help us clean up this place. Why you ask?:

A - They speak english
B - They know how to use a blinker, keep right / pass left, use a blinker, red means stop!
C- Most are US citizens
D - They know how to use an ATM
E - They are capable of cutting their own lawns.
F - They wash their own cars
G - The don't buy a Rolex just to fit in
H - Most NY females have real boobs

Lots of vacant properties for them, come on down, you can live for free and perhaps displace the all the lawless illegal aliens down here. Please come!
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Yeah...you must be thinking of Pennsylvania drivers...we peeps in NJ use our signals.
LEARN HOW TO BE KIND OR BE LEFT BEHIND. OXOXO
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Re: NY and NJ don't fight it any longer - Florida is ready!
and when you get cut-off in traffic by an idiot in Florida, and they flip the Bird, it is usually is a NY or NJ driver
 Quoting: Beachbums


Nope, you got that all wrong, please all New Yorkers and New Jersey come to FL as soon as possible. Help us clean up this place. Why you ask?:

A - They speak english
B - They know how to use a blinker, keep right / pass left, use a blinker, red means stop!
C- Most are US citizens
D - They know how to use an ATM
E - They are capable of cutting their own lawns.
F - They wash their own cars
G - The don't buy a Rolex just to fit in
H - Most NY females have real boobs

Lots of vacant properties for them, come on down, you can live for free and perhaps displace the all the lawless illegal aliens down here. Please come!
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I lived in upstate NY until two years ago I came down here to Florida. I love it down here!
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11/06/2012 01:55 PM
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and when you get cut-off in traffic by an idiot in Florida, and they flip the Bird, it is usually is a NY or NJ driver
 Quoting: Beachbums

true
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11/06/2012 01:57 PM
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Loving Florida. It's great down here.
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11/06/2012 01:59 PM
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Re: NY and NJ don't fight it any longer - Florida is ready!
Hey folks suffering from the cold and confusion.
I would not normally invite you all down here but under the circumstances of the storm which we can easily relate to
Perhaps you should take a look at our beautiful weather that we are currently experiencing.

So why are you all suffering when the warm tropical breezes are calling you.

Our only demand is that you are polite and courteous as the folks who call this place home.

Take a look at the Beach Today currently 78 degrees and the
Fish are biting.


[link to www.evsjupiter.com]
 Quoting: ISLANDIA


you are not from florida

cause if you were you would know many people living in Florida are from NJ and NY they either live here or have summer homes here


the rest that dont

fuck no I dont want them here

they are all assholes
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11/06/2012 02:00 PM
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Re: NY and NJ don't fight it any longer - Florida is ready!
send them to Canada where they belong middle of no where and freeze their ass off
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11/06/2012 02:29 PM

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Re: NY and NJ don't fight it any longer - Florida is ready!
Very Frankly these people make me crazy...

My being born and breed here in originally in old Dade County and Now Jupiter/Tequesta Fl.

I know the frustration of everyone who does not want the New Yourkers here...

Who here has gone through Katrina or Andrew?

well I have, How about the Hurricanes of 05-06.


You tend to loose perspective when stuck for days in what seems to be a hopeless situation such as the oil spill or a tornado in the midwest or floods in Tennessee..

We lead by our example so since I cannot help out there, A liitle kindness here may help change an attitude.

That why I have the Demand for being polite.

Right now there is no finer place on this earth than were I live with my family.

Can you say the same?

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