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"I NEED GAS !!!! IF U BRING ME GAS U CAN FUCK ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 
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people are dumpster diving for food

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I don't mean to take advantage of poor women with a problematic need...but I might drive my pickup full of 5 gallon gas cans to NY/NJ
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Its all men trying to trade gas for sex and I bet there are no takers. Its bad up here, but not that bad yet.
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NY Residents Struggling to Recover from Superstorm Sandy

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Week After Sandy, Still a Slow Slog in NJ, NY
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yes as this has nada to do with you, then why in the hell you titled your thread like that? u no good bitch bastard sob scumest person on earth, rotten egg ass hole m....we f ...ker sick punk thats it end of story you bitch let the hurting speak who in the hell are you a fema worker working for b...ch obama
you damn assanizor punk ass up yours
New Yorkers are getting back to the lowest common denominator when it comes to barter and trade. It's been around since the beginning of time.

What would you do for gas, warmth, Food and comfort?

The movie King Pin comes to mind....how far would you go?




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UPDATE! I'm not personally advertising...I'm just relaying what's happening out there in NY!
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11/06/2012 03:16 PM
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No need for that...Vote for a leader who understands the global economy and you can have gas without the Vaseline.

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yes as this has nada to do with you, then why in the hell you titled your thread like that? u no good bitch bastard sob scumest person on earth, rotten egg ass hole m....we f ...ker sick punk thats it end of story you bitch let the hurting speak who in the hell are you a fema worker working for b...ch obama
you damn assanizor punk ass up yours
New Yorkers are getting back to the lowest common denominator when it comes to barter and trade. It's been around since the beginning of time.

What would you do for gas, warmth, Food and comfort?

The movie King Pin comes to mind....how far would you go?




[link to jezebel.com]

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UPDATE! I'm not personally advertising...I'm just relaying what's happening out there in NY!
 Quoting: ****SUPERFLY****

 Quoting: tmorjh 27123076


Hey lighten up there Francis!!! You're gonna have a stroke!
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Worry about being robbed.
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people are dumpster diving for food

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Nothing better than a date at the dumpster followed by a 69 event!!
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Lol look at everyone screaming for help from the government... Silly Americans... The more dependent you are on the fossil fuels and government support the more fucked you are when something 100X worse than Sandy happens...

All this event has done is help convince me to become completely independent of all of you...

I've watched video after video of comeplaints from NY people and they sound so pathetic and honestly probably don't know how to wash a white tshirt without their precious Washer...

Much less how to grow cops or get fresh water...

I vow to teach me kids everything of basic survival because after watching how the people have responded we are in heap of trouble my friends...


OH and OP your Fucking TITLE is awful... Take the Prostitution part out please you just look a jackass.
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Worry about being robbed.
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I wonder with cold, starvation and lack of confidence in the future if robbery is a worry! It's a shame but we have slipped more and more into a third world category.
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people are dumpster diving for food

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Looks like Brief and his family.
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Lol look at everyone screaming for help from the government... Silly Americans... The more dependent you are on the fossil fuels and government support the more fucked you are when something 100X worse than Sandy happens...

All this event has done is help convince me to become completely independent of all of you...

I've watched video after video of comeplaints from NY people and they sound so pathetic and honestly probably don't know how to wash a white tshirt without their precious Washer...

Much less how to grow cops or get fresh water...

I vow to teach me kids everything of basic survival because after watching how the people have responded we are in heap of trouble my friends...


OH and OP your Fucking TITLE is awful... Take the Prostitution part out please you just look a jackass.
 Quoting: XSlyOneX


Well is it not a form of prostitution? At lease the government's definition of it!
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people are dumpster diving for food

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Looks like Brief and his family.
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lmao
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11/06/2012 03:25 PM

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David Hasselhoff once go so drunk, he tried to fuck Kitt in the Gashole...
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Lol look at everyone screaming for help from the government... Silly Americans... The more dependent you are on the fossil fuels and government support the more fucked you are when something 100X worse than Sandy happens...

All this event has done is help convince me to become completely independent of all of you...

I've watched video after video of comeplaints from NY people and they sound so pathetic and honestly probably don't know how to wash a white tshirt without their precious Washer...

Much less how to grow cops or get fresh water...

I vow to teach me kids everything of basic survival because after watching how the people have responded we are in heap of trouble my friends...


OH and OP your Fucking TITLE is awful... Take the Prostitution part out please you just look a jackass.
 Quoting: XSlyOneX


Well is it not a form of prostitution? At lease the government's definition of it!
 Quoting: ****SUPERFLY****


Maybe if people would take IDK maybe 4 hours tops to look around and see what I could do to make sure my future is set... Well the first fucking thing is to take your dependency off Fucking Fossil Fuels... I guarantee you all the "Idiot Conspiracy Theorists" who spent the time and money and got Solar Power are very very happy right now... Or any other form of power not dependent on Fossil Fuels...

Fossil Fuels WILL RUN OUT... Not only do they RUN OUT but they are also distributed and controlled by Agencies Companies and hell even these these days governments... That being the case they are even more fallible to events and situations...

All those people that are begging for the government for help and power are just a snippet of what's going to happen in the future if we don't step it up.
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Well USA has been softened...I'm sure stories of this type and others will change the percentage of people who PREP!!!
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yeah superfly i assume you are a dude ?? well im a female , a stoke you say? you got that right i just got done mopping my kitchen floor with a 5ft wooden rod mop, lets see how tha would be rodding that stick up up your peter fly hole and f..k you so hard mr superfly, what about if these folks were your family down there with no means of help and you slander these folks with this title thread, but oh no you are just spreading mans words via links, well you good bitch come on you wanna see whats alike with a mop rod up your ass with 100 percent olive oil for a SMOOTH RIDE , thats what i thought now shut up prick

yes as this has nada to do with you, then why in the hell you titled your thread like that? u no good bitch bastard sob scumest person on earth, rotten egg ass hole m....we f ...ker sick punk thats it end of story you bitch let the hurting speak who in the hell are you a fema worker working for b...ch obama
you damn assanizor punk ass up yours
New Yorkers are getting back to the lowest common denominator when it comes to barter and trade. It's been around since the beginning of time.

What would you do for gas, warmth, Food and comfort?

The movie King Pin comes to mind....how far would you go?




[link to jezebel.com]

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

UPDATE! I'm not personally advertising...I'm just relaying what's happening out there in NY!
 Quoting: ****SUPERFLY****

 Quoting: tmorjh 27123076


Hey lighten up there Francis!!! You're gonna have a stroke!
 Quoting: ****SUPERFLY****
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Well USA has been softened...I'm sure stories of this type and others will change the percentage of people who PREP!!!
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I guess my point was that NY is the epitome of a city that isn't prepared for any type of disastrous whatsoever. And it shows their character about who they blame for their problems the government.
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11/06/2012 03:42 PM
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disgusting :(

well.. women will be women

its not the oldest profession for nothing.
its a bad thing tho
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Ass, gas or grass.....nobody rides for free.
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I had a bumper sticker that said this
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I don't mean to take advantage of poor women with a problematic need...but I might drive my pickup full of 5 gallon gas can to NY/NJ
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those ads were m4m, lol...
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Sounds like a guy looking for a Win/Win situation.
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Yeah, like someone is going to want to fuck a "superfly!"
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Yeah, like someone is going to want to fuck a "superfly!"
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Somebody must...they keep reproducing! LOL
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disgusting :(

well.. women will be women

its not the oldest profession for nothing.
its a bad thing tho
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Women have money these days haven't you heard...maybe it's men putting out!
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You are so right as this is what I said
Lol look at everyone screaming for help from the government... Silly Americans... The more dependent you are on the fossil fuels and government support the more fucked you are when something 100X worse than Sandy happens...

All this event has done is help convince me to become completely independent of all of you...

I've watched video after video of comeplaints from NY people and they sound so pathetic and honestly probably don't know how to wash a white tshirt without their precious Washer...

Much less how to grow cops or get fresh water...

I vow to teach me kids everything of basic survival because after watching how the people have responded we are in heap of trouble my friends...


OH and OP your Fucking TITLE is awful... Take the Prostitution part out please you just look a jackass.
 Quoting: XSlyOneX
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Well USA has been softened...I'm sure stories of this type and others will change the percentage of people who PREP!!!
 Quoting: ****SUPERFLY****


I guess my point was that NY is the epitome of a city that isn't prepared for any type of disastrous whatsoever. And it shows their character about who they blame for their problems the government.
 Quoting: XSlyOneX


Sadly Humans only change upon suffering!

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You give her gas money and screw her, but she gives you something else in return.

It spells, STD.


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