hey if we're doin a racist joke thread, this one is my fave


two tacos walk into a bar on their way home from work and each of them orders a beer. the bartender turns around, looks at the two, leans in real close and says to them quietly, but with an obviously threatening tone:

"look, you two.. i dunno what kind of place you think this is, but let me make one thing perfectly clear to you.. we do not serve mexican food in here"